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Hi, I was wondering if anyone knew who the guy was from Panic at the Disco who plays the groom in the music video "I write sins not tragedies". He has the really blue eyes. If anyone knows please let me know. Thank you. (link)
Aren't that guys' eyes awesome!


I bite my nails and they look really bad. So on special occasions I buy fake nails at like target or something and glue them on. They look pretty good. The only problem is that the glue is never sturdy enough and can never hold my fake nails down to my real nails. Where can I buy glue that is able to hold them down and keep them fully attached to my real nails in water for up to 4 hours! What nail glue can i get and where can i buy it? Thank-you (link)
Easy solution. STOP BITING YOUR NAILS.


I know this will be gross but anyways.. after I poop my but hole hurts like it aches..Do you think I got Hemorrhoid problems? (link)
Ok, umm this never happened to me before, look online ,but sites with no pictures.


ok, so my hair is half wavy half straight, but its not like the bottom's wavy & the tops not. i just have like, one or 2 big ugly waves. idk you'd have to see it its hard to explain. so i straighten my hair every day because if i dont it looks like crap. sometimes it stays straight all day but usually it doesn't, so i get this big wave in the back, like its in the shape of an inprint of my neck. it looks horrible. what are some ways i could help this from happening? thanks (link)
I have the same , wavy and not wavy hair thing. I purchased this 85 dollar hair straightener, but it works very very nice. Good quality will be rewarding.


whats the difference between wild and crazy?
what does it means when someone said your wild? or crazy?

im from japan and still studying english. (link)
Wild means doing things that are shocking to some. Crazy means you had too much sugar and are running around like you got your head chopped off. It also can me someone with mental problems.

Take both as a compliment (a nice thing.)


Ok well one of my friends is like the hugest flirt ever, and her parents are stricter then ever and she still hooks up with guys. I am starting to get really annoyed because she likes a new guy everyday. See what i dont understand is my parents dont care if i have a boy friend but i dont!! I am soo shy to anybody i like, But i am not shy at all to guys i only like as friends. I just want to be more flirty and have the perfect guy. Any suggestions? (link)
Well just go with your friend on her little'flirt trips'. Eventually you'll get it.


Thanks SO much to everybody who answered my last question! Now that I feel a little more confident about this whole thing, I've got yet another problem:
Should I tell my boyfriend about this? I mean I love him so much; he means way too much to me and the last thing I want to do to him is freak him out. Everytime we joke about or do that "What if..." thing, and the idea of kids come up, he always says that he never wants them. I'm guessing the whole idea of pregnancy would get him all, i don't know...wierd. I on the other hand would LOVE to have them (but NOT UNTIL IM WAY OLDER, please don't think that I'm like that!) but regardless, I don't want to send him running. But on the other hand, if something's going on shouldn't he know? Everytime we fool around now, I get this whole wave of guilt but I still want him so badly. I don't want to make this into a big deal if it's just a false alarm. I also know that this would be a lesson to the both of us about birth control and responsibility (my mom's a nurse =] ) and that "if he really loves me too, he won't freak out but guys are unpredictable. I still don't want to risk anything between us. Any advice will be greatly appreciated, thanks
kbabe

ps. I'm sorry for writing the great american novel as my questions...I tend to talk alot too =] (link)
I agree. Jusr used the old "3-D"


ok so i need a quick effective work out that will get my abs looking a little better in a short amount of time! thx (link)
Just look at them in 3-D


ok well i really liek this boy and our school is having an end of the year dance and like i wanna find a way to go with him and stuff the thing is that alot of girls likes him..i dont really know if he likes me but he shows alot of signs...but anyways what are some good ways to like ask him to go to the dance with me?
i rate 5's (link)
Just go up and calmly sweetly ask. Example
"Hey Richard. I was wondering if you weren't going to the dance with anybody.......would you want to go with yours truly?"


I have this friend, L, and she has been saying the guy I like, N, likes me back. She's also being saying stuff to me that she swears he said. But my other friend, E, (the best friend of N) says that she asked him and he said he never said that stuff, and that even if he did he did, he wounldn't tell L. So I want to believe L, but I don't know if i should. What do I do and who should I believe??? (link)
If you are really close with L then believe her.


hey my name is Rachel and iam 17 years old and my granny is 88 years old,but I don't think that is an exusce for her to tell me that iam to fat for my own good what should I do? (link)
Tell her to work out. Or maybe suggest treadmill excercises that both of you could do.
Also maybe ask her if that is any of her business.


ok, 1st this is going to be very long and for that i am very sorry! but here goes nothing:

Ok my friend (who is a guy, and i am a girl)Always follows me. Right after lunch we have 4th and 5th together.

So in my 4th hour we are doing a lab amd he ask me if i wanted to be his "lab buddy." I said i was sorry and that i already had one. Then we had to dign up for a lab table, me and partern signed upfor table 6, then my "stalker" went from table 4, to table 6. When i say i am so sick of school, he says "don't drop out." Im not dumb, and im not going to. He has to know what is going on inmy life or he gets so mad at me.

In 5th hour me and my friend Shelby and me are always talking together, and he has to but in. He is always trying to get my attention. If im talking to someone else, he'll say my name and i'll tell him one min, but if i take to long then he pokes me. It is so annoying. My friends say he has a crush one me. And i am starting to think that it is more then that. For my end of the year solo I sang unfaithful, and he told me that he would never do that to me, as if we were going out. And we are not. I do not want to be mean to him but what do I do? Any help I would really be greatful.
~*Keri~!

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Just ask him to give you some room to breathe. Or annoy him to death. That always works!
Good Luck!


HEY. I'm kind of confused. This girl yesterday was calling me wanting me to come over to her house. Now she don't want nothing to do with me. I thought she was a friend. Stupid me to ever think I could have friends. Anyway, my question here is shoud I call her and see whats up or let her call me? (link)
Call her. I thought one of my best friends was avoiding me, and it turns out his phone line was disconnected and he had mono.


I've been going out with my boyfriend for about two months, and I love him, and he says he loves me. I pretty much let him do just about whatever he wants to me, like not sexual just like boyfriend girlfriend type stuff I guess. But he told one of my best friends that it sometimes takes the fun out of it. So should I like sometimes stop him or what?

Also what kinda stuff can I do to make him happier and be more involved in the relationship. I mean I hold his hand, hug him, let him hold me, that kinda stuff but what else can I do? (link)
Just flirt with the dude.


you know how itunes has those updates for it..like a new version. well i clicked it and it downloaded and everything. but when i try to click on it now it says QuickTime version 7.0.2 is installed, iTunes requires QuickTime version 7.0.3 or later. Please reinstall iTunes.

i tried looking to see if i could download quicktime 7.0.3, but it didn't work. it tells me to reinstall itunes,but will that delete all my songs? how do i do it without it deleting everything? (link)
Redownloading iTunes does not get rid of any of your music. Just download the new version and you will be set.


ok im a and i want to know how to shave your....ya know...thing lol. like my hair right now is like and 1 inch long and if i just shave it with a razor it will hurt. how do i get rid of it? please help ill rate 5's! (link)
I shave my legs regularly, and am a BIG baby to pain. Try using nair, it is a shaving product that you put on, wait a few minutes, then take off. No razor, NO Pain!


I want to get an Industrial piercing. Does anybody know how bad they hurt?

(please only answer is you actually know, don't assume)

Also, any websites with info on industrials?


I rate high. Thanks. (link)
It hurts but not to the point where you want to chop your head off. Good luck!


can i use a plastic bowl non see through for my beta fish just for one night will he be ok if he cant see through the bowl (link)
Yeah that'll be fine! Enjoy your fish moments together.


Hey my name is Rachel and iam a 17 year old girl and my granny is in her late 80's,but I don't feel like it is an exusce for what she's been doing and saying to me.she tells me all the time that iam to fat for my own good and she talks really bad about my sisters.on my 17th birthday she told me my mom didn't care about me and I ended up going to my room and crying when my cousin saw me crying she tried to console me in anyway she knew how,but nothing she did or said didn't work.when I don't make my bed just right she yells at me or when I don't fold my dirty clothes she fusses at me.when my 68 year old aunt cooks my granny tells her how to do things in her own house and when my 35 year old cousin is folding clothes she stands over her like hawlk I think she can fold clothes she's 35.T (link)
Tell her to get her own life.


Okay im not fat or really over weight, i just want to loose like 5 or 6 pounds (get a flat stomach)i want to have a flat stomach by the time camp starts which is in like 3 or 4 weeks! i did loose like three pounds but i was stupid and i totally piged out last weekend and gained it back! does any one have any good tips on how to slim down fast. any diet rules or foods you know that are low calorie and taist good or any thing? i running out of time! (link)
Sit ups. Lots of sit ups. Excercise, eat well, and don't worry about it.




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