Damn right, you better be askin me some questions.
Gender: Male
Location: Dallas
AIM: psychoreactor
Member Since: March 28, 2005
Answers: 12
Last Update: June 5, 2005
Visitors: 1629
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hi, i am an 18 y/o male. i need to stop masturbating, it is a bad habit any ideas on how to refrain would be great. no matter how hard i try i always go back to it. (link)
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First let me start by saying:
YOU'RE VERY DIRTY NO ONE WILL EVER WANT YOU AGAIN.
I know it's hard not to beat it to all these 14 year old sluts that are on here all the time, but you gotta work through it man.
My best advice for stopping: everytime you do it, cut yourself. Then when you're finally over it all, you can change your screenname to something punkish/hardcore/prep/whogivesacrap to show all the emo you just went through.
You just need to learn that you're a bad person ad evil for doing that. The last time I did it was about 10 years ago, and afterwards I was so racked with guilt I spent a year in tibet meditating and cleansing my chakras of the filth that was myself. YOU TRY THAT, WANKER.
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i want a sn that describes me ...
i want it to be like a new beggining sorda thing. i just recovered from cutting so yeah + im also kinda punkish/skatorish/ghetto/prep ... so i have no clue what to make, though i want it to be something very meaningful ... kinda sad/letting go kinda sn, since that's what i've been going threw ....i rate high! thnx ♥ (link)
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Damn dude you sound dark and mysterious... it's obvious that no one understands you man. But really maybe it's your own fault cause you never let anyone in. But they should know better than that I mean that's why you dress in black all the time. Black is the color that best describes your soul... but perhaps there's still a shred of light in there somewhere. Best to sit around waiting for someone else who's in the same boat as you to come along and then you'll be able to understand eachother without all that needless "communication."
Since you're obviously another idiot thinking they're special because they act different yet surprisingly like EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE, let me get you some awesome dark-emo-uninspired-screennames:
xXcuttingXxdarknessxX
or maybe
unnecessary_angst0666
Psh screw this, I don't know why I'm wasting my time here, none of your online friends, which are probably all you have, give a crap about you(unless they've also got emo names like those).
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ok...so I went to my boyfriends ball game and afterwords we uesually go out to eat. Well my boy friends best friends which is my ex wen't too. Well his brother and his brothers girlfriend came also...we were eating and everything wen't great! I had a fun time! Well a couple of days ago my boyfriend and I were in this place eating and he said did you have on thongs the other day when you came to my ball game and we wen't out to eat...I said idk because i wasn't sure why he was asking. He said becasue my best friend's brother's girlfriend said that they were halfway up your back! OMG! I was so imbarresed because i am younger than her like 4 years younger. And she probbly wen't back and told all of her little friends! I feel horrible what should I do? (link)
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Okay stop panicing for one thing... this is a big issue to deal with. First off you don't need to worry, thongs are the new black; everyone's doing 'em. Well most sluts are, and that's probably what they think you are now.
You should just apologize so they don't think you're just some street whore or something. Actually if you're fat, you should apologize twice, maybe more depending on how overweight you are. There's a scale that shows the multiples and all just search Yahoo for it or something.
But you definitely sound like you're on top of things; just the next time you errrr "wen't" somewhere make sure you point out a girl that's sluttier than you so no one cares about your thongs.
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My best friend is really rich and she always likes to brag about her $3.2 million mansion and how mine is only worth $1.2 million. I never really had a problem with her being so "Oh mine is better than yours" because shes done it with our cars, our clothes, etc. But its beginning to bug me because she wrote me this really long email about how she went to Hollister Co. and bought $3,000 worth of stuff. She began listing it one by one. 37 logo shirts ($721), 7 pairs of capris ($276)...and she listed it all the way to underwear, flip flops, mini skirts, shorts, bathing suits, and fragrance. Is that just a little too much? Because I think so. See my family is rich, but we like to save our money. But her family, blows it all on stuff they dont really need. Her $3,000 wardrobe will be thrown out when spring/summer is over. The email really bothered me...I'm not jealous. I can go to Hollister and spend a lot of $$ too. But, how can I teach her that money is not everything...and tell her she can save money while still looking great in all the latest fashion and styles? (link)
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Oh what a horrible life you must have! I mean seriously, only worth $1.2 million?
All right, here's what you have to do to teach her that money isn't everything:
1.Find out where her driver will be taking her in the Bently or whatever.
2. Get in your Rolls Royce and have your driver cut them off on a back road. Make sure not to damage either of the cars or your mommys will be rather displeased.
3. Once the cars are stopped, go over to her on your Segway and invite her to a mini-tea party while the drivers work out the details of what happened.
4. Halfway between your first scone, unbuckle your $3000 custom made 24kt gold Armani high-heel.
5. Drop the rest of your scone and ask her if she wouldn't mind picking it up.
6. When she looks down at it and begins to call her butler over to pick it up, take your shoe off and beat her in the head with the sharp heel. Continue to beat her mercilessly until she is on the ground bleeding profusely and then yell "IF THIS SHOE WASN'T SO EXPENSIVE MAYBE YOU'D STILL BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW BITCH!"
Then just walk away and you're done. That'll teach her to shop at a lower-upper-class place like Hollister.
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I'm a song-writer, guitarist, and vocalist in a Christian band, and I want some help getting subject matter for some songs, we really need something new and I'm running out of any good ideas. Anybody got anything that would be worth singing about in a southern-rock/acoustic style of music?
+_=_RoadkillSalad_=_+ (link)
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Whoa, a christian band out of stuff to write songs about? Have you tried God? What about Jesus? Hrmmm what else... you could write about how much you hate muslims but you've probably already covered that one too.
If you really want to do something new and exciting you could write songs about girls masturbating and going to hell. Or about sluts getting pregnant and going to hell. As long as you have someone going to hell, it'll be worth listening to.
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Im sorry to say that most of the time , when I sleep I dream about killing people or I die in my dreams, me and my grilfriend are really worried about this, does anyone have and advice for me? (link)
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Kill her. Blame it on the dreams. That is all.
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I have this wierd growth between my legs. it is like a long tube and has 2 ball-like extensions. My doctor assures me that it's something called a penis and testicles but i don't believe him. what should i do? (link)
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CUT IT OFF.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT IT OFF.
Any encyclopedia will tell you that penises and testicles were eradicated in the middle ages. Anyone who still has them today is either so ashamed that all they can do is stay inside contemplating sweet, sweet death or grab an act in a carnival where everyone gets to laugh at it. Either way you're in for the worst life ever.
Now go watch another family guy episode and find another question to ask from it.
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Hi, I like the group ICP and my girlfriend doesn't, she doesn't like it because it has killing in it, she hates it. Should I stop liking it or just keep listening to it, I just wanna make her happy, what should I do?? (link)
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Kill her. Blame it on the music. She sounds like a slut anyways. Anyone who doesn't like ICP is usually a slut.
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i would walk 3 miles every other day? 1/2 mile run on the days when i dont walk? how about that? or would running about 2 miles be better instead of walking fast? like for my legs..to be toned, a nice tight butt/legs kuz i have a big butt but it looks gross lol im not fat but lol idk!
and um also i heard from someone that you have to run a FOOTBALL FIELD to burn off ONE M&M?!??!?! IS THAT TRUE? please respond !!!! (link)
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omg lol idk you are running every day? That is awesome? This is another statement that ends in a question mark?
Running will only get dogs to chase after you and those fools are mean. Having a big ass won't help you lose them either, and that's the first thing they're going to bite. Too bad the only way to lose those pounds is by running; it's kind of like a vicious circle. If you really want to lose weight you should just puke like that other chick. Excercise is for losers anyway.
Oh and I'm not sure about running a football field to burn off an M&M, but I DO know for a fact that you have to run a whole soccer field to burn off one Skittle. So just eat Skittles. And throw up.
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i babysit this 11 yr old boy, max and i am 13/f he is taller than me and is quite mature for his age. the thing is latley he's been acting really strange. he asked me if i had my period yet and i tried to change the subject but he was persistant. oh, and the other night we were watching a movie at his house (lion king) and he is younger than me so he like layed down on me and pretended to be asleep. then i fell asleep too. when i woke up he was like all over me and touching my boobs. i dont know what to do. his parents pay well and i need the money badly. should i tell his parents, will they hire me agian? should i talk to him? HELP! (link)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best. Question. Ever.
Look if you want to be a little whore about it then just tell him you know what he did, threaten to tell his parents, and then blackmail him into paying you to keep quiet about it. That's like even more money you can use to spend on cheap makeup and slutty mini-skirts.
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i want to lose a little weight, i am going on some sort of diet but i was thinking about throwing up like 1 time or even 2 times. Its nothing big, and i am going to eat, but IF i do this whats going to happen?? Because if you give me enough reasons why not to then i might change my mind
im a big athlete and i dont want to ruin that!
i rate high (link)
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Dude, whatever just puke. It's a lot of fun, I do it all the time. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Now the best way to do it is to set up a video camera next to the toilet and record the whole thing. Then post it up on the internet and people will love you. Well, at least the Japanese will. If you do it naked, theres a better chance that other crazy girl will masturbate to you. And that's what we all want in the end anyways. It's time people learned that 'anerexic' people throw up because they want to, not because it helps them stay skinny. Now I'm gonna go puke again because it's been like 2 minutes since the last time.
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This guy and I were going out in the beginning of January and now we are just friends. We hang out as friends… but we do stuff like a couple would. He told me he got grounded from his truck and phone about four days ago. Today I was with him and he showed me his keys and when I asked where his phone was he said he won’t get it back till later. I was hanging with him this afternoon and reached in his pocket and found his phone. I got pissed and ran away with it and found out he had sent a message to another girl. I threw it at him when he came back and he told me that what he wrote in his advice column was true. (He wrote that he “hearted” me… which I guess means I love you/something of the sort) and then we texted during the next class. He said he was sorry and that that was the only thing he has ever lied about to me. I feel like he’s been with a lot of other chicks, but he told me he hasn’t done anything with any other girl since we started “dating”. I was really mad at him in class and I told him that he should just leave me alone and not talk 2 me again. He texted back that he did care. So now I feel really weird. I still like him as more than a friend and I’m not sure what to do now that we just went through that big fiasco! I told him to text/call my phone later… but I’m not sure what else to do! One girl on my bus that knows him well says he’s a really confusing guy… I agree... but she said that he flirts with everyone and gets paid to give younger people rides. I don’t know what to think of him anymore because I’m not sure if he’s with anybody else or not??? Any ideas?! (link)
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Okay, I'm going to be honest and say that I don't understand a THING you typed. I'm going to be slightly more honest and say that I only read like half of it.
BUT from what I understand you're acting insane and that guy will most likely call the police on you. You sound a hundered times more confusing than him. Police are usually pretty easy to avoid. If they come and want to ask you questions make sure you have a blunt butter-knife in your hand and hide it behind your back. When the cop finishes his first question, spit on his pants. When he looks down at what you did, lunge at him with the knife and stab him repeatedly in the eye while yelling "STAY TUNED FOR A FRESH EPISODE OF GILMORE GIRLS." Police will give mad respect and props to stuff like that.
Oh and 'he flirts with everyone and gets paid to give younger people rides' eh? I'm not too sure what that means but it sounds like something I'd like to get in on.
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