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Question Posted Tuesday March 29 2005, 2:54 am

I have this wierd growth between my legs. it is like a long tube and has 2 ball-like extensions. My doctor assures me that it's something called a penis and testicles but i don't believe him. what should i do?

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psychoreactor answered Tuesday March 29 2005, 5:25 pm:
CUT IT OFF.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT IT OFF.

Any encyclopedia will tell you that penises and testicles were eradicated in the middle ages. Anyone who still has them today is either so ashamed that all they can do is stay inside contemplating sweet, sweet death or grab an act in a carnival where everyone gets to laugh at it. Either way you're in for the worst life ever.

Now go watch another family guy episode and find another question to ask from it.

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