Howdy...I'm Osiris, a rather crazy arist/student from another planet thing. Brown hair, brown eyes, kind of skinny. I don't wear makeup. Two piercings in each ear. Painful, yes, but it looks spiffy. I'm probably the only advice giver who is as old as the universe...yep. Fawoosh.
Website: kitei {dot} net
E-mail: kitty-curious@earthlink.net
Gender: Female
Location: The Eighth Dimension
Occupation: manga artist and student
Age: 13
AIM: wingedkitty000
MSN: zkid2000@hotmail.com
Member Since: September 18, 2004
Answers: 16
Last Update: March 23, 2005
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One of my ex's moved back and he is trying to pry me away from my boyfriend. He is also always teasing me for the worst things and he won't stop. I can't stand him!!! He is awful. So how am I suppose to deal with this jerk?? Please help!! (link)
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Kick him in the balls and run.
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At school there's these rumours going around about one of my friends, and someone decided to ask her about them. For some reason she goes and blames me for spreading stuff about her (which i havnt btw) and comes up to me after school shouting and swearing! i tried to explain that i hadnt dun anything but she wouldnt listen, and now shes started bitching about me to everyone i know! Also, i bought her a bday present before we argued and i havnt given it to her yet. I dont know whether to give it to her or not!! i really hate the way shes being so petty and immature, but should i try 2 make things up with her (everytime i try to speak to her she yells at me) or just leave it?
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I don't think she's worth being friends with. It's just grating on your emotional health and it's not good for you. Just tell her you can't be friends with her if she doesn't trust you, because apparently she doesn't.
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when is the best time to get your puppy nuetered? I have a puppy and he is like starting to hump his stuffed animal dogs..lol (link)
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xD Screw the stuffed animals!
Anyhow. I think the best time is when he is at the...um...'maturing' stage. It's about 10 months or so when his sex organs are fully mature and he may be nuetered. This will make the dog a bit less agressive.
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Ok, here's my first question.
Sometimes I notice when someone asks a question, someone will reply with "I don't know and I can't help you." Well if you don't know, why did you reply? Skip it and go on.
The second is more of a philosophical question...if you clone yourself, and then have sex with your clone, are you gay, or just masturbating? Cause, you are having sex with someone of the same sex, but it IS yourself. (link)
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First question: I laughed a bit on that question. xD
Second: Hm. That's kind of a weird question. I think it's both. Gay masturbation. Grody.
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duz anyone know if crunches really make u lose weight???? or do they just make ur stomach flatter? (link)
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They burn calories, with in turn helps a bit with pounds. They make your stomach nice and firm, too.
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how on gods green earth do you kiss??? some instructions wher to put my hands, and what to do with my tounge would help!! hurry i have a date in 2 hours (link)
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Awe. I haven't had my first one yet, but according to my friends, it's not that hard. It helps to put your arms around his neck or waist in a sort of hug. You can stick your tongue in there if you want, but be careful with your teeth. And braces/retainers. Don't do it hard, just press lightly, or you'll seem desperate. Drop me a message if you need more advice.
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I tried to grow an herb garden but nothing grew except one thing: the basil. it smells really good and I have a ton of it! but I don't know what basil is used for or what to do with it. anyone have some advice? (link)
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Basil is excellent for air fresheners since it smells so nice. I generally dry it and crumble it so it looks a little like catnip, then I put it in a cloth bundle. I put them in closets or bathrooms so it smells pretty. My friend, who is slightly crazy, uses it in Italian food.
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Im trying to go on a diet where i eat just meat and veggies and NO BREAD! but its not working! becauz all day i was craving a sandwhich so i ate one and of course on bread! i need help to stick on a diet! (link)
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Honey, you don't -need- to diet. Dieting is for people who can't stand the way they look because of today's public model image, but even then, they don't need it. You're only fat if you weigh 20,000 lbs. But you don't, so stop dieting, because it hardly ever works. Hoorah for no carbs...anyways, you could become anorexic. I know what happens during anorexia and it's not pretty.
I guess if you're really desperate, I would say stick to vitamins and veggies. Sushi is pretty good, too, and slim-fast helped out my mom. Whatever you do, though, DON'T use diet pills. Since humans are mostly water, the pills suck out some water weight, and that makes you dehydrated and that means diarrhea.
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I have a beautiful long-haired calico cat that I inherited when my grandmother passed away. I have had cats all my life and have other cats now also, but I've never had a long-haired cat before. I brush her quite a bit but she still regularly vomits the most disgusting hairballs I have ever encountered. I tried buying this hairball remedy paste stuff and have even bought the hairball rememdy treats, but she won't have anything to do with either of them. Does anyone who is familiar with long-haired cats have any other suggestions? (link)
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Dear Cat Owner,
I am a cat fanatic! Any cat questions, you can come ask me, and chances are I will be able to figure out the answer.
Hairballs are just nature's way of getting rid of hairclogs. Long-haired cats are hard to groom, so I suggest a brushing. A LOT of brushing. It'll get rid of excess fur and can also minimize the licking. If you must, give her a bath.
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you dont have to put "dear.." in every answer thats annoying (link)
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Dear Random Person,
That's my trademark. If you don't like it, you can ignore it. It's not that hard. And if you went through all the trouble to send me a question, you must have been expecting it.
--Osiris
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Ok, I'm 14 and I have this friend. She truly is a nice person, but she flirts with EVERY GUY in sight. No joke. It really gets on my nerves, and plus she has a boyfriend anyway. And it's not just normal, friendly flirting--she hangs all over them and is always hugging all over them and stuff. Her boyfriend goes to another school, which happens to be convenient for her. Anywho, it gets on my nerves soo bad. How should I tell her that its not right? Or should I just lay low and hope she stops? (link)
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Dear Friend of Flirtation Device,
Ugh, that happens every year. There's always a girl who flirts with every guy. I mean EVERY guy. I find that the best way to deal with it is to talk about it. Tell her that it's bothering you, and to please not do it in your presence. If she persists, remind her that she has a boyfriend and should be faithful to him.
Good luck,
Osiris
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okay..well *blush* every time i go to change my underwear..theres this white stuff and its SO sticky...what is it..what can i do to stop it.. (link)
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Dear Embarrased,
That's discharge from your period. I use pantyliners for that. I started only a month ago, so I'm not using tampons yet, but I'm told they work too.
Good luck,
Osiris
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Hi. I'm in the seventh grade and am terrified about what I might get as a result on my reprot card. I never got off the honor role in my life of being in school. I get all A's and 1 B, and other times just all A's. I'm not trying to boast or brag or anything. I got 3 zeros in science, 1 D, and maybe I think 3 A's. My grade's shouldn't be going down like this because I know I can do better than that. The 1st quarter ends on October 20. Is there anyway I can improve my grade to an A by then. If so, please respond to this question. Thanx! (link)
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Dear Terrified,
I'm in eighth grade and I had the same issue in seventh grade. I figure that when all else fails, do extra credit. Sometimes I don't get things in and it's too late, I leap for extra credit and hope for the best. I was on honor roll in fifth grade, and by the time I got in seventh I just didn't care about my grades, but that was a mistake. I barely scraped by the year with all C's and a B...and that F in P.E. Extra credit, trying hard on huge projects...try that out. It almost killed me, but I made it, right?
Good luck,
Osiris
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ok im having trouble attracting boys, i have brown hair brown eyes and glasses, my skin is a light tan, im not sure what kind of makup and hair styles to use but what im doing now is not working. do anyof you have ideas on attracting guys? please help thanks a lot
**hailey**
oh ya im 14/f (link)
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Dear Hailey,
I have brown hair and brown eyes, too. See my profile pic. =) I'm more tawny-skinned, but I tried this a while back and it worked nicely...use a pale powder eyeshadow. I like shades of purple and blue, but it all depends on your taste. I also like pale lip gloss. Pale against pale looks pretty good. DON'T slather on gobs of makeup. That will definitely drive guys away, especially when you lean in for a smooch...from my experience, 13-15 year old guys aren't too into that whole Hilary Duff clone look. She might be 16, but mascara and bright shiny red lipstick looks bad. Trust me...pale eyeshadow, some blush, and pale gloss are the way to go. If you're feeling bold, try dark eyeshadow for a more mysterious mystique.
Good luck,
Osiris
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ok, ive never had a dog b4 so this question may sound a bit dumb, but i dont wanna take any chances...my dog is a german shepherd and shes pregnant and my mom told me to bathe her but im not sure if i should bathe her when shes pregnant...please tell me asap! thanxxx (link)
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Dear Dog Owner,
Oh, puppies on the way! Bathing dogs is very hard when they're hyperactive...trust me, I've gotten soaked several times washing the neighbor's puppy. However, you can give her a bath when she's pregnant. Make sure the water is warm, but not scalding hot. Make it about the tempurature of a cat's body. Use a very gentle shampoo made for dogs, and don't get any in her eyes...she won't like that. Since she is a German shepherd and is a larger breed, bathe her outside in a kiddie pool. If you must, you can spray her with a hose on the gentle spray. The settings on a hose 'head' are usually five or so, and I use the very gentle spray. Good luck with the bath...and the delivery. Tell the dog I said "Hello."
Good luck,
Osiris
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well everyone in my school has a bf! even my ugly bff has one and hes hott! i dont no what to do b/c it seems like no guys like me. i wouldnt say im ugly but im not exactly pretty. what could i do to attracted guys???? thx (link)
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Dear Guest,
Well, it took me time to translate this into normal grammar and spelling, but I finally did it. Okay. Here I go. Yes, everybody seems to have a boyfriend. Being a despie drives guys away! Trust me, you don't need a boyfriend. If you did, you would have one. I'm 13 and I'm happy being single. Heck, my 19-year-old cousin is happy to be single! You only need a boyfriend if a guy likes you. I know a guy who likes me, and I'm a little interested also. That would be my only chance at getting a boyfriend. As for you being 'not exactly pretty,' I wouldn't suggest slathering on a bunch of makeup. That just doesn't look good. For attracting some nice, confident, and calm guys, I tried for myself a very pale purple lipstick and black eyeshadow. It's kind of a yin-yang thing. You can also try a black lipstick and pale purple/blue/pink eyeshadow. It kind of leaves an "I don't care what people think about me, I'm being myself!"
Good luck,
Osiris
P.S. Don't call your BFF ugly. That's just rude.
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