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E-mail: lildevill666@hotmail.co.uk
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Location: London!
Occupation: student n a ful tym sis!
Age: 13
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Member Since: September 3, 2005
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Last Update: December 30, 2006
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I want to get my boyfriend a new wallet. He loves the kinds with like the chain thingy..

Does anyone know where I can get one that is black leather and I can get our names put into it?

One with a chain would be cool, but if you know about one without a chain, thats fine too..

Thanks. (link)
elooo
have you tried punkyfish-they're all bout dark chainy things
gd luck


ok so here's my problem, I can't stop thinking about like death and when the world is going to end. Like, I always thinnk about what happens when you die..I mean like, do you become a ghost and stay a ghost forever and ever and ever, is your spirit just gone and like what happens? your just gone away and never return?!! and like the world ending. because like of the tsunami and then 9/11 and hurricane katrina. All those things were in the bible, and they happened!!I HATE IT! I always get scared when I think about it but I can't stop! Please someone tell me how to stop thinking like this!! Is it normal? Does it mean I'm crazy?! I want to stop!! (link)
firstly, when you die, you don't become a ghost for ever. you are judged by your God on the right and wrong doings in your life. if the good out weigh the bad, you go to heaven and vice versa.
so if you want to stop stressing about this meditate or some thing. do more good than bad and pray for forgiveness for any bad you do. then you'll know your safe for when you die.
remember:YOU MUST HAVE INNER-PEACE!
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NOOGZ


I was walking thru the mall and a lady with a hair straightener stand stopped me and asked if she could straighten my hair to advertise her profuct. She said "this is a ceramic hair straightener that the salons use. it doens't damage your hair and it actually brings out the softness in your hair. you can get this at a salon for $200 but we're selling it here for $99." I was like WTF! 99 DOLLARS?! I loooooved the straightener though... So I was wondering whats the difference between a ceramic one and a regular one? Can you get a decent one at CVS or walmart for under say, 20 bucks? (link)
ceramic are the best ones. they don't lose heat and are like OMG! they're fabulous.i've got one it's fabulous. the regular ones are ordnary but break, lose heat and don't straighten properly! hello wake up! they're are the best!
luv noogz

hope i helped(please rate me!)...


okay, so this boy that i went out with like about 2 different times told his friend he wants to go to prom with me (yes, i do realize its only september) .. does that mean he likes me?? because its weird. Everytime i come back from away he Im's me right away.. and he talks about me a lot his friend told me. so whats the deal? and i dont even know if i would like him back either...? (link)
wait until he asks you and depending on what you feel tell him how you feel(if you don't like him).
don't go up to him or jump to any conclusions you never know if his friend is lying or telling the truth.maybe he's just stirring things up cos he's bored and wants some entertainment.hope i helped and everything turns out fine...

noogz
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My boyfriend, Ed, and I been together for almost 8 months but we dated for a month before that. He is 18 and I'm 17. Everything was pretty good the 1st few months, few fights but nothing major. Then it seems as we hit the 6 month mark everything went way down. His family doesn't think I'm good enough, the have called me a slutty whore, cum dumpster, conceited, high mantience. At 1st, my boyfriend would stick up for me but then his siblings told their mom that we had sex infront of them and that I tried to seduce the 13 year old brother. Both of which are not true. So I was told I was not allowed to call or go over their house. Its been hard but we have dealt with it, but now Ed, is being a lot meaner to me. He'll blow off plans with me, show up 3 hours late, it seems everything is up to him. His friends hate me, he is nice when its just me and him, but add any of his friends and he's an ass. I love him and I lost my virginity to him and he is also my best friend. But I can't take this anymore. I;m sick of him blowing me off and only hanging out with me when he has nothing better to do. Do you think I should stay with him and try and work this out or just say fuck it and move on. One last thing, I hate being alone so I think the reason I have held on for so long is because I don't want to be lonely. (link)
if he's dumb enough to believe his siblings and be sooo horrible to you he's not worth it. how could he believe them cos they said you and him had intercourse infront of them and that never happened so he knows that they're lying. and if they're lying about that they're most probaly lying about you seducing that 13 year old boy!dump him, hun. i know it won't be easy but it wil be worth it. there is some1 out there who will love you like no other, ok.hope i helped.good luck...

noogz
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I'm re-doing my entire room & I've been looking for new beddings but I can't find anything. I want to try to find a bedding that has some red in it because red is my favorite color. I tried looking at JcPenneys, Target, Dillards, Sears, & Bed Bath & Beyond. If anyone knows any other sites, let me know. I'll rate high. Thanks =] (link)
hi!
try visiting 'www.wakeupfrankie.com' they won't let you down. they have really funky designs in all different colours.hope i helped

noogz
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i have 3 colors for my room picked out
Purple
Blue
Lime green

what are some cute ways to paint my walls..i have 4 walls in my room. thanks

14/girl (link)
this is a really stylish way of doin your room:choose 1 colour, then paint 3 walls in that colour. then the biggest wall you should cover with a really nice wallpaper in the same colour as your other walls.ok, hope i helped.please rate me!

noogz
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I really need help with this, I have been wanting to order a bedspread for my room but i cant find any sites or onlinecatalologs, i have been to pbteen and delias site but i am still looking but if any one would no any sites along that line it would really help ???

Bedroom / online catalogs sites??/

Thanks i will rate high (link)
hi!
you should try 'www.wakeupfrankie.com'
they're really good.hope i helped!

noogz
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i put my eyeliner on the top of my eyelid and the bottom, is that too much eye makeup? also i use mascara ..nothing else
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i think it's really cute but it would look better with just the top and mascara.
noogz
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13F (4'10 and 85lbs) I really really want to get my belly button peirced, the thing is my mom said no I think I'm old enough but she doesn't. I'm getting to the freaking point where I'm going to peirce it myself because my mom is such a bi0tch about it. Is it safe to peirce it myself? How can I convice my stupid mom to let me get it peirced? How much does it hurt to get it peirced. And where can I get a belly button ring?
Thankks I'll rate 5's! (link)
parents are wisest do something they don't approve of and you'll regret it (it goes wrong).
it always happens to me and all my friends. do what you think is best but don't come running to advicenators or your mum if it goes wrong.i advise you not to. anyway your only 13.
you can't get everything you want.
noogz
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okay my sister is 12 and well, theres this girl and she is bullieing my sister! shes like "omg you better take my pictures off that websight or blur my piicture outt or i SWARE TO GOD ill kill you!!" then my sister called me over and i said

me- is that a thret
her- if you call it one it is
her- wanna piece of me?
me- no hunn, i want the whole thing!
her- right
me- couldn't thing of a good comeback eah?
her- if you dont take the pic out, i sware to god! i will kill your sister becasue i know this is may. i sware to god i will.
me- ifine want me to call the police
her- then ill delete your myspace and the picture site
me- i dont give a &#@! what you do!
her- you will when you see your sister in a funerol in 3 days
my sister- you litte &#@%! im older then you and you cant boss me around you little %!@@#*
her- yeah i can and i will
me- right i wanna see that
her- dont go to school tomorrow or youll be sorry that you did!

can you help me because this is really annoying me

ill rate you no matter what, unless if it is really bad and un-detailed adivce. try uour best :) (link)
thats the same story that hapened to me my older sister was backing me up too. she grabbed the gal and was screamin at her- evryone was crowding around and after they didn't say anything. then 1 day my sister wasn't there and that gal and her friends started following me. so i showed them who's boss- i slapped the gal across her face infront of everyone and beat her up. now they aviod me.they were year 8 i was year 7. they picked on any year 7 they could find- now they stopped because i stood up to them...
get your sister to beat her up and you can sit on the gal to stop her hitting your sister thats what my siste did
good luck
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noogz


I've been with my boyfriend for over two years, and I love him more than anything in the world. I've never cheated on him and I've never even thought about it. But last night I had a dream that I had sex with another guy. I don't know who he was, but it really wierd. And in my dream I was freaking out that my boyfriend might find out about it and that he'd be pissed at me. When I woke up this morning I called my boyfriend and told him about the dream and he's taking it really hard. He's really hurt and he thinks that I might be interested in having sex with other people, BUT I'M NOT. I don't know why I had this dream, and I don't know what to do or say to make him feel better. Another thing is that my boyfriend is in the military- and we don't get to see eachother very often, so he's probably really worried something is going on back at home with me and someone else, but honestly there isn't. I need to figure out why I had this dream, and what I can do to cheer up my boyfriend. Any advice would be awesome, thanks. (link)
my mum says when you have a dream it always means the opposite- its true it always happens to me. so maybe gonna have sex with him.
hope i helped

noogz
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Ok. Please, if you are in any way, shape, or form, involved with whether or not people are hot, do not answer this. Also do not answer if you have never felt a true love, because it's so impossible to describe, I'm not even going to try.

Ok, so there's this girl who I loved. A lot. She knew how much she meant to me. I kept on thinking about her. So yesterday I decided to ask her out. I've never asked anyone else out. Except I couldn't bring myself to ask her out on the phone or in person, and I couldn't think of any sweet, special way to ask her like they did in Bye Bye Birdie. So I e-mailed her. She said no for two reasons: number one, she's not sure if she really likes me or not. She doesn't not like me, she's not sure. Allegedly. Second of all, she had a big fight with this other girl (I didn't get all the details, but apparently it was because of a poem...?), and now that girl is really pissed off at her and will do anything to get revenge. So she doesn't want to get me hurt. Because she could never live it down, letting me get hurt. She said that (I quote) "even if they are all bitches and sluts, insults hurt." Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.

Ok, now I'm practically crying. Seriously. Love is like a swirling pink mist of joy and happiness, where nothing could ever go wrong. The pink mist is easily corrupted, but everyone inside it is blind to that and has no idea. So while I was in it, someone slabbed paint all over it. Now I'm trapped within a swirling black torrent of misery and depression, with no way out. When I'm in the torrent, I have no reason for anything. I used to be the biggest joker in all of my classes. Now that I don't know love anymore, I have no reason to smile, to laugh, to joke around, to live. Why bother?

Rerereading the letter, I notice that it says at the end of the second reason that she changed her mind about #1, and she does like me, but she just can't go out with me until she's solved that thing with the other girl. So I'm feeling a tad better. (heheh. tad is a fun word.) But if you recall, I said that the torrent has no way out, meaning that even if I could get out, there would still be the black paint all over me. I'm still depressed. I managed to poke fun at the word "tad" like I do with ten thousand words a day, but I'm even too depressed to sing along with the song "The Telephone Hour" in Bye Bye Birdie, even the part where the guys are like "ooah. aooh. doobidy doobidy doo." I love that part, but I'm just way too sad. I really don't know what to do. I really shouldn't be sad anymore, I mean really. I found out that she does like me after all, why am I still crying? I haven't smiled all morning, usually I go downstairs, answer a few questions, spend about an hour playing Age of Mythology, watch All Your Base fifty times, eat breakfast, watch mindless cartoons, and then go around cracking jokes everywhere. I can't do any of that. I'm too depressed. Like yesterday after I first read the letter. I was kind of depressed but not much, so then I went outside with a friend (at 8:30 at night) and we played some Horse. First round I won. Second round, I barely lost. Third round... HORSE to nothing. I lost bigtime. And by the time I got into my bed, I was crying again. It's growing on me over time... like a Tribble. Ok, I'm making too many analogies, I'll just cut to the chase. How the hell do I get over it??? (link)
don't feel hurt if there's nothing to feel hurt over. she said she likes you and thats what counts. in fact she likes you so much, she's willing to wait a little while to go out with you so she can sort stuff out with that gal,just to make sure you don't get hurt. you just have to be patient.don't get depressed- there's no piont. you should be really happy. and there's nothing to get over apart from happiness. i'm sure your a great guy and she really likes you. like i said just be patient and it'll all come like cherrys and blossoms and then you'll be back in your swirling pink mist of joy and happiness again.
noogz
xxx


i just got my retanier and i makes me have bad breath i brush my teeth and my retanier and i use listerine on both my teeth and retanier can you please tell me a way i can get better breath (link)
u should try to brush my tongue and get off all the white stuff off it- that will stop it from smelling.
hopei helped
bye
noogz


My Mom Has done drugs 4 a long time.........and now she is bak in my life and wants to see me i dont know what to to cause i am afraid as once i start trusting her again im afriad that she is just gunna leave.......what should I do??

Signed:Hurt --Inside (link)
hey sweatheart!
all i can say is do what you feel best.
if you love her you'll consider it if you don't you won't. but if you do and your still afraid tell her how you feel and don't get to attached.
ok sweety good luck and take care...
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im getting my eyebrows done for the first time and im really scared that its going to hurt. what should i do to prevent pain.. beside putting milk on afterward?? please hurry (link)
i recently got my eyebrows done for the first time. i asked the lady to stretch my skin a little from where she would be threading/plucking. so you can try that.
noogz
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