about

i'm tiffanie(:& i'll probably let you down.
Make me laugh, choke on your bullshit drama,
and don't throw words like dear and babycakes at me.
It doesn't take much to annoy or anger me.
I'm fourteen, sorry i'm not mature enough for you.
I speak my mind. I won't spare my words for your feelings.
I have enemies and it doesnâ??t bother me.
I judge people more then necessary./
I'm a coffee addict and I swear more then necessary.
& my song always has a meaning, or it's dedicated.

I'm Reppin' The 33O Ohio. â?¥

advice

hi i want to know what are the best site for downloading music and movies?

welll, I don't know about sites but I download mine from itunes (which you have to pay for)& limewire. (which is illegal.) :)
hahaha, enjoy.

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hey, thank you so much thats exactly what i wanted
and im pretty sure its the same one, and the ones
you suggested i looved and i did look at the top
100 but i only saw a few other ones i liked.
sorry its not a questions but thanks alot =] keep up the good work =p -- nikkyy ♥

:) no problem.
glad I could help.

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hey, first i want to say that i tihnk your advice really great advice :) but to my question.
i was on this girls myspace and she had her name
on the top like it was from paint of something and i wanted to know if you know what the font name is so i could download it, or maybe you could name a few similar or ones that you hae so i could download them,i would apreciate so much :]
--nicole♥

here are the two fonts--

http://i15.tinypic.com/4uczn5u.jpg
&
http://i8.tinypic.com/67prewo.jpg

thank you- :)
& it looks sorta like kingcool KC, when it's bolded.
but i'm not quite sure, you can download them from dafont.com if you want some.

a few of my favorites are;
kingcool kc.
love ya like a sister.
mias scribblings.
cheri.
joyful juliana.
kaileen.
sue ellen francis.
tuna and hotdogs on rye.
[ank]*
monika.

hope I helped somewhat, I looked& couldn't find any that looked closer then kingcool kc, but if you look on the top 1OO, (which I just did, but it changes alot.) that might help too. :)

enjoy!

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I self injure(don't lecture me; I know its a problem and that's not what my question's about) and I really want to find a chatroom online for other people who do too. If anyone knew of any good ones that would be great

also, don't just get them off google. I tried last night, but they weren't all good. I want ones that you or someone you know have like, experience with. thanks.

well I don't know of any, but I have done that so I know what it's like, you can i.m. me if you want.

jadoretiffanie.

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okay i'm having a party music and i wanted to make some Cd's to listen to. name some good songs. i mean like new stuff that plays on the radio and stuff, not like 70's music.stuff my 8th/9th grade friends would like. its kinda like a pool/end of the school year party. any ideas are appreciated! thanks :)

Lipgloss- Lil Mama.
Booty Meet- Soluja Boy.
Buy You A Drank- T-pain.
Chop Me Up- Justin Timberlake.
Crank Dat- Soluja Boy.
Dance Dance- Fallout Boy.
Do Yo' Shuffle- Soluja Boy.
Doe Boy Fresh- I don't know.
Gangsta Gangsta- Scrappy.
Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne.
Girl You Stank- Soluja Boy.
Glamorous- Fergie.
Heels Over Head- Boys Like Girls.
I Got Me Some Bapes- Soluja Boy.
Leave The Pieces- The Wreckers.
Motorcycle Snap- Soluja Boy.
NO 5- Hollywood Undead.
Pimp Slap Dat Hoe- Soluja Boy.
Rock Your Body- Justin Timberlake.
Scene For Dummies- Hollywood Undead.
Sexy Back- Justin Timberlake.
Show Stopper- Danity Kane.
So What- Ciara.
Summer Love- Justin Timberlake.
The Great Escape- Boys Like Girls.
This Is Why I'm Hott- Mims.
Throw Some D's- Rich Boy.
Touch Down Turn Around- Hellogoodbye.
We Fly High- Mike Jones.
Where Is Your Boy Tonight- Fallout Boy.
You'z A Hoe- Ludacris.

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okay i need to know what all this stuff means cum, head, masterbation, figering, herpes and how do you do a threesome sex. thanx

cum: is when a guy equlates, it's white stuff that comes out of his penis.

head: it could be the head of a guys penis, or it could be a girl/guy going down on a guy which means sucking his penis.

masterbation: when a girl touches her self, (fingering, ect.) or a guy sliding his hand up& down his penis.

fingering: a guy/girl sticking her fingers into a girls vagina.

herpes: a STD.


I can't answer how to do a threesome because i've never had sex, let alone a threesome.

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what is the meaning/difference of these words?

oral sex:
anal sex:
blow job:
hand job:

also, can a blow job and hand job be performed on both a man and a woman?

thank you very much

oral sex: Is when a guy/girl goes down on a girl/guy& licks her vagina or when a girl goes down on a guy& sucks his penis.
anal sex: when a guy puts his penis in a girls butt so therefore it's be anal.
blow job: a girl/guy sucks a guys penis.
hand job: a girl/guy makes the guy equlate by sliding her hands up& down his penis.

A blowjob can't be performed on a girl, because she doesn't have a penis, but he can eat her out which means licking her vagina.
& a handjob can't be performed on a girl because she doesn't have a penis.

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16/f.. so i am sooo sick of being known as the shy quiet girl. i went to a private school up until 9th grade, where my group of friends & i were basically known to never talk [which was bull bc we did but we werent so loud & out there]. i thought when i changed schools itd be a whole new beginning. it has been a little bit as ive been forced to open up and make friends, but soo many people still say im always soo quiet and never say anything. IT IS SOO EFFING OBNOXIOUS! ive loosened up alot the past couple of years and while i may not be the most popular girl who can just talk to anyone or be loud in class, im not a mute. im always laughin and carryin on in class but usually only to a couple people that i sit around. how can i change this? people always say oh just say whats on your mind.. well sometimes, theres just not anything on my mind! if i had something to say i would say it no problem, but sometimes my mind is just a black hole haha and i seem to be bad with keeping conversations going unless i just click with people really well. i just want this whole shyness thing to go stuff itself.. any thought?

Dear, "shy"...
stop worrying about what others say about you. you are who you are. you have nothing to prove tov] yourself. you are young, bright, and clearly have conviction. just stop worrying and enjoy what you love about yourself and what your friends love about you.=]

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i need some kinda fast songs you can dance to.
bands I like
panic! at the disco.
cobra starship.
taking back sunday.
paramore.
maroon 5.

thanks

Cartel.
Boys Like Girls.
Cute Is What We Aim For.
Daphne Loves Derby.
Too Sorry For Apologies.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
The Spill Canvas.
A Static Lullaby.
Brand New.
Dashboard Confessional.
Hellogoodbye.

Those are the only one I can think of right off of my head. :)

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my best friend lets just call her "shelly" is having sex with a new guy every week. i don't know how to tell her how to stop because everyone is calling her a whore/slut/hoebag. i don't know if i should hang out with her. it's weird knowing she has so much sex. what should i do thanks.

Well, I imagine "shelly" is only around 16, so just simply tell her, she's to young& I wouldn't suggest hanging out w/ her because she might try to get you in w/ the wrong crowd, so tell her just to change her way's or you two can't be friends anymore. :)

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so i have been chatting online with this guy. we use role playing, & he acts like he is whipping me. its fun but i'm afraid that when i use my dildo i will hurt myself. what else should i use?

thanks, great advice =]

What do you mean you'll hurt yourself? Dildo's are intended to be put in your vagina so you can just keep using that.

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ok there are these shoes called crocs I think. they are those plastic type shoes that are like 8 dollars at walmart. people have told me they are comfy but i dont see it ... they are hard plastic basically. Are they really comfy? will they help me if im on my feet say, 9 or so hours a day?

They are really comfy& lightweight so you feel like you're walking with nothing on your feet, I love them. :)

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me and my boyfriend have been having regular sex for about two months and im scared that i might end up getting pregnant. and i enjoy it too much to stop. obviously we do use condoms, but what if it has a hole or something. im only 12 and hes 16. how do i stop myself before its too late?

Your 12& he's 16!? You two shouldn't be having sex at all, let alone should you be preg, just stop, if you haven't started your period yet then you can't get preg. Just stop it's that simple.

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OH NO. i got fingered the other night by my boyfriend and i didnt know how to push him away. i didnt wanna push him away cuz i thought he wouldnt like me anymore or break up with me. so i just let it happen. what if he thinks that he can have sex now? i dont wanna have sex. how do i push him away? and how should i tell my friends? they might think im a whore! should i even tell them?
thanks in advancee !

If your boyfriend breaks up with you because you won't have sex w/ him then he's no boyfriend at all.. If your friends think you're a whore then don't worry about them, they arent REAL friends to begin with. Everyone makes mistakes& that was one of yours.

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okay well my bf wants to have sex with me and he talks about it to all of my friends and i hate it. what if he tries to have sex with me and i loose my thought and go with it ? im scared. i mean what if he wants it so bad that he like date rapes me or something. idk ! so what should i do ? im only 13, almost 14. and im obviously not ready to have sex and just give everything up !

Simply just tell him, you're not ready, I don't think that anyone at the age of 14 should be having sex.

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so im dating this one kid right? and well i met someone new. and i kinda like him. one day we kinda flirted a little. but i still really like the other guy. so what should i do?

it's a simple answer, which one do you like more& go with them. problem solved.

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hi, im 14(a freshman) and hes 13 (in 8th grade) ok so me and this one kid have been dating on and off since 6th grade and lately we borke up again and it was a huggeeee mess, and a week or two ago we started talking again and hes like that one boy ill always love unconditionally and he still loves me yet he tells my friends i confuse him and he doesnt understand me so i brought it up to him and he said no, hes fine blahblah. and at youth today when he said byt he said i love you and was being serious. and i was a little confused but didnt think much of it. and i still really like him but i dont know what to do because i asked him if we were like done for good this time and he was like well prob not but idk. i wanna be single. and i was like yeah so do i. and he was just lik ok. but like im still confused. do i wait, or try and move on. and i understand he still loves me and i still love him but why would her say i love you?

I honeslty think that 14& 13 are too young to be "inlove" but if you think you've found it that young then congradulations. :)

I say you should try to move on, but after a while of trying to move on, if you realize that you can't then theres nothing else you can do babe, just wait& he'll come around.

If it's ment to be it'll find it's way.

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If you are on your period can you still go swimming

yeah, if it's real heavy wear a tampon, but on my last 2 days I barley have anything& the water slows it down even more.

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Hi I'm a female and i'm 15 turning 16. I'm sorry in advance this may be long....what happened was I cheated on my boyfriend.when it was happening i was in the moment (i had the issues of boredom, wanting attention, spite, anger,lonely...). i didn't consider it cheating but after the fact, figured out it was...it was OVERLY flirtly like if you woulda saw me you woulda thought i went with the person. and touchy feely. there are two parts to this and i did my bf dirty...i know. First and for most it was recently (last saturday) and during last summer. it was with my ex and my bf's cousin (in-law not blood i know it's all bad). They came on to me, and i feel for temptation (and last saturday if he woulda just came around it wouldn't have happened anyway, but i still do take the blame) But during last summer my bf (now my ex) was sent away to glen mills, for over a year (he just came home last thursday.) Well i decided to ask him a what if question...but when he asked me what i did i said stuff and wouldn't explain. well he got mad and banged on me telling me get at him when i matured...well my brothers called him yesterday (that made everything WORST) and i found out we seriously don't go together. so i know how it feels to be cheated on (even though from what i know of except something he never cheated on me- pretty faithful) but i tried calling him today when i knew he was in and he banged on me and told me it wasn't no talk about it. well i feel as if there's nothin i can do, and i love and i'm sincerly sorry, i swear i am, i believe in second chances and think i should have one. but he won't talk to me and i've been crying for 3 days now and feel terrible...i've already been told not to worry, it's not the end of the world, to wait....but i have a right to worry it is the end of THAT part of my world and waiting hurts.he said he loved and i believe he did and still might...but he's not willing to listen. and i believe if a person really loves someone they'll try. but i hurt him i know. i need advice obviously. i need help noone around me seems to be able to help. so i'm turning to you males/females....please don't judge me and i know it was wrong just try your best to help me. and i'll be sure to let you know how your advice works out. THANK YOU for taking time to read this!!!!

Well honestly, I don't see why your upset, I understand spur of the moment yada yada, but really who's more hurt, him or you? Obviously him, so it's no one's fault but yourself. Maybe you should think about your actions before you do them.

I guess just give him time to settle down, a week or two& then start talking to him that's all you can really do.

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I think your gay.

Congradulations. :)

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