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Is it possible to get pregnant when giving someone a blow job. i know you can get stds, but about pregnancy?

I'm not saying that I give them to people. I'm just curious.

No, its impossible.

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Hi!
This is a kind of stupid question lol but um i was browsing through some of the columnists and some of them didnt have any stars..Why? Lol just curiosity.

Having the blue stars means that you have a rating, meaning you have answered at least five questions that have been rated [1, 2, 3, 4, or 5]. If you have all 5s, your rating is the highest it can be, and you probably are good at giving advice, or you got lucky and got easy questions. If you have closer to all 2s or all 1s- you probably shouldn't be giving advice or you should try harder.
As for the gold stars in front of the blue ones, that signifies that someone has a Paid Account.

http://www.advicenators.com/paidaccounts.php

That link will explain it all. It is $10 a year, and you get to create your own page layouts and you can see how old/what gender a user is when they ask a question. You can also see other questions that people have asked. As for now, you can only pay for a Paid Account with PayPal, which requires that you have a Credit Card. Not many people have Paid Accounts, but if you are old enough to have a Credit Card, you should definitely get one, as it helps DN (DangerNerd- the big guy on campus that runs the site and does a great job at it) pay for the cost of this site.
It would be very nice of you to get one, and support Advicenators.

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okay i just turned 13 and i fingure myself 3 or 5 times a day it dosnt affect my social life but friends also havnt got their peroids and i have im just wondering like am i weird or different. like i cant come up with the word but i want to know if im to young?



p.s. thank you ans sorry its sorda long..=)

Don't worry- your question isn't long at all.. in fact.. this is a really short question.
Fingering yourself 3-5 times a day is completely normal. In fact, that's what my girlfriend does.

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Ok well I've started talking to this kid that I've had the biggest crush on for like ever. But he dropped out of school and he smokes...a lot. But he still is the most sweetest and quietest kid ever and I am a hundred percent sure he would never hurt me. Heres the problem. I'm a straight A student and have always been drug free. I know my parents would NEVER approve. So what do i do? Stick with him or find someone else who doesn't do that stuff? PLEASE HELP!

Don't listen to sml111992.. they are telling you to disrespect your parents and go against them. This kid sounds messed up, and like Jack said, he's got 3 strikes against him. He smokes.. that's really nasty.. you could end up being just like that and ruin your straight As and your being drug free. Make the right choice and don't pursue him. Find a guy like Jack that is just like you. Straight As and drug free; people that actually care about their lives.

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well ive been with my girl for 2 1/2 months and she just told she loves her ex what should i do wait or dump her straight???

Do like Jack said- just wait. Give her one chance to explain herself. If she doesn't seem to want to explain- I say dump her. She's a skanky hoe and still loves her ex. She obviously just wants sexual relationships. Find a better girl who will treat you right.

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My school needs a yearbook theme. Any ideas? (with things we could include to make the theme)

You could do a CSI: [Your town here]. That one is a really cool one. You could also do an "Under the Sea" theme.. make people into Mermaids and Mermen, have them hold tridents.. you can get really creative with that. You could do a Tropical theme.. so like Hawaiian or whatever. You could do the Evolution of [School Mascot here]. That one was a riot to look at! The comic book theme is a classic, and would be really cool. You could do any TV or Movies. Those would be fun!

I hope I helped!
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does anyone know any site to get free movies on like like a lot of them?????

thanksss
i rate

Hey- well I don't know that many are legit and reliable, but here are a few:


http://www.movieforumz.com/
http://www.jonhs.net/freemovies/
http://www.freemoviescinema.com/


and here is a great search you can use next time:

only search advicenators.com

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I recently got pregnant from having sex with some guy I met at a bar one night. I know. It was wrong of me, and I feel terrible. I am debating whether or not I should get an abortion. I know that this guy won't ever even consider being a father, and I don't know if I can handle a baby on my own. I've heard so many stories of single mothers going crazy. I don't know what to do! I'm so torn up inside!
Does anyone have any advice they are willing to give to me to help me make the right decision.

Thanks so much to you all.

There are other options other than abortion. Please don't do it.

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ok, so I can't pick up my report card from the school because I have to be away and the vice principal said it's ok for a friend to pick up my report card if I give him the permission note. But I don't know what I should write on the note, does it have to be professional?

Something simple like:

Dear [Vice Principal's name here]:

I, [insert your name here], do hereby allow permission for [insert friend's name here] to be able to pick up my report card from you.
If you have any questions, [Vice Principal's name here], please feel free to contact me at [insert cell phone, home phone, etc. here].

Thank you,
[sign here]


-iAMsoLOST07

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is it true that humans are genetically inclined to be attracted to someone of a different race?

Interesting question, but I would say no. I guess you could classify "being attracted to a different race" as an acquired trait, therefore, it isn't genetic. If what you say is true, then there wouldn't be "pure-bred" white humans, black humans, or whatever, but there are.
So, I guess the answer is no, and if anyone told you this is true, they are obviously mistaken or trying to pull your leg.
If you want more insight on the topic, I suggest you consult a biology or science or health teacher at your school. Maybe they can help.

-iAMsoLOST07

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ok so i just cropped a pic on paint so its just me in it. but when i put it on my myspace its tiny. how do i make it bigger so i can put it on my myspace??

You can go into Paint, and go under "Image" at the top, and select "Stretch/Skew" and in the upper half, change the numbers to something over 100% [maybe 200% to double the size] and it will make it bigger.
Just remember that the bigger the picture is, the more pixel-ated it will appear [i.e. the picture will look blurry and crappy].

-iAMsoLOST07

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when you get a season pass for six flags what do you get along with it?

http://www.sixflags.com/national/tickets/seasonpass.aspx

This page will help a lot.

But; if you don't want to visit, here are the benefits to it, copied from the page:

1. DREAM NITE
Imagine treating 100 friends to an exclusive, all-access bash—with free rides, shows, food, attractions, and more. We call it Dream Nite, and everyone with a Theme Park Season Pass has a chance to win*. (See official entry rules.)

2. UNLIMITED VISITS
Visit as often as you want. Stay as long as you like. And once you've purchased a Season Pass at your "home park," it's time for a road trip. And they're accepted at 18 Six Flags theme parks nationwide.

3. UNBEATABLE VALUE
A Season Pass to Six Flags pays for itself in two-to-three visits. And the earlier you buy, the more fun you can have, all season long.

4. YOU CAN BRING FRIENDS
Along with unlimited access for yourself, you'll get a few bring-a-friend-free passes on select days so you can share the fun.

5. FREE STUFF
Feel like a VIP with a bonus book worth over $300 of in-park values.

6. YOU'LL PAY LESS
A Season Pass is the best deal available. Buy your Season Pass early to save the most money and enjoy the most access to Six Flags in 2007.


-iAMsoLOST07

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is it bad to think about someone all the time that you cant have and you know that.

Yes, because it could affect your emotional health and it would be bad if you don't get them. You could want to commit suicide or do other things you normally wouldn't do. I suggest you move on. =]

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Ok, I have an average rating of 5 on my advice column, and I've been rated 18 times. Not saying that I mind, but you always see people on here being accused of "sugar-coating" the advice they give. I personally always despised sugarcoaters, but this got me thinking, what if I am one? In real life, I am a superduper nice person, sometimes I let people walk all over me, so I guess it would make sense if I am a little bit too nice when giving advice.

This has really been bothering me. I am not sure what to do, but I don't really have the heart to bitch at someone (sorry for the language), but at the same time I don't want to be considered a sugarcoater. I want my ratings to be fair and not high because I was being nice, but high because I gave good advice.

Any feedback about this would be very much appreciated =)

I guess if you know you're not being a "sugarcoater" than you're absolutely fine. Just answer questions and give the best advice you can. Don't let other people on this site guide your advice giving. I'm sure you're fine.

-iAMsoLOST07

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14/f
when your "cherry pops" do you bleed?& if you do r you supposed to bleed?

Thanx in advance

Yes, you're supposed to bleed.

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How do u get rid of "stubborn belly fat below you're belly button"? She has like huge boobs and like she's toned above her belly button, but she wants to get rid her butt fat and hip fat. How could she do that?

Do crunches and stuff.

Eat healthy and whatever you do, DON'T eat McDonalds!!!!

Hope I helped!

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I'm going to high school next year, What are all the things I need?

It's better to ask here then ask like the secretary when they're not even real students.

Thanks.

Here's what I think you should need:
-Cell Phone
-iPod
-Pens
-Paper
-Pencils
-Backpack that is sturdy- mine broke on the first day.
-Folders/Notebooks

Hope I helped!

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does beano work? what would?

Yes.

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