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sup? my names samantha & i work at a chinese place (temporary until i turn 17 & work at hollister). I`m 16 years old & will turn 17 on April 23. umm i`m obsessed with hollister & abercrombie and have that sort of "vintage glam" kinda look. I have gone through some heartbreak a couple weeks ago but now i`m single & ready to mingle. I decided to start this thingy cuz i`m grounded for the next 2 monthes---standard punishment for getting drunk at a party with guys. So my friends always told me i was good at giving advice so yeah i was like wtf i`ll do it. I believe music is a huge impact on my life.. i go to thousands of concerts & do nothing but sing & dance. My favorite song would most deff be-- Hey there Delilah by Plain White T`s. When i`m not grounded i mostly party & drink. Um yeah my boobs hurt from wacking my tits in hockey so i`m gonna massage them for awhile ;] lmao no but seriously i need a nappp ♥

sex fucking owns bitch ;]

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hey. my sister is bugging me SO much about christmas! first of all, let me say that we are going on vacation from december 22-28, so we wont be home. so because of that, my sister keeps saying "theres only 7 more days til we leave. want to open your presents?" and i keep saying "NO" because i hate not opening presents on christmas. it isnt as special =(. well anyways how do i get it through to her that i will not give/receive any gifts until december 25?

tell her you "don`t wanna open the damn presents until fucking christmas. seriuosly how hard it is to understand i like to follow tradition. god go suck a cock" ya kno. something that will get it through her head but you mite wanna say it nicer lol :] enjoy ♥

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So i like this guy. He's like my friend and what not. but there's this dance coming up soon. and i really want to ask him to it. i'm just afraid of the "rejection." and if he says yes, i'm really bad at carrying a conversation. what shoulud i do?

tell him you`ll fuck him afterwards. :]
then he`ll be begging ya to go to the dance
with you. & wouldn`t have to speak so much you`ll be pretending to moan.

lmao just kidden but i think it`s a hott idea. something i would do.. wait no don`t do it. um
talk about him like "oh you sweet thang you so good at fucking (insert sport here) & i rele wanna go to one of your games" & then just talk shit about that sport. or if he`s in chess club cuz i know your into those kinda guys.. talk about chess. basically just talk about what he`s into. ♥

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so my boyfreind asked me out.
and now basicly all he wants from me is sex.
it makes me really sad and dissapointed...
please help.
and dont say break up with him.
you guys dont know me.
i like him alot..
i rate

do what i would do. fuck him one nite so hard that he won`t forget you & you`ll live happily ever after. la la la laaa. yep & then you would become a pregnaunt whore & have to raise kids in your trailor park home full of at least 10 kids at age 16 :] cuz that`s the way to goo ♥

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I'm 16/f catholic; and I masturbate. Is masturbating a form of lust, thereby making it unacceptable against the commandments? I was just wondering, as I found that I'm virtually addicted, and although it is healthy, I want to know whether it is morally wrong for me.

Cheers. I rate high

shit i`m a catholic & prolly going to hell. i had broken that "premarrital sex" rule a dozen times. all ya gotta do is ask forgiveness from the lord & fucking smash your computer so you won`t be addicted. haha at least try 2 get away from the computer ♥

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me and my freinds have been discussing having sex and what it feels like. NOT that any of us have had it. and than my freind who is a lesbian asks how will she be able to have sex with the same sex. i mean neither girl has a THING. and now my freinds only want to talk about sex. i mean we are 13 hello. just so you know i am not in a slutty group or whatever. these are just my really close freinds from elem. i mean it is REALLY gross. all they want to talk about is what an orgasam feels like. i mean not that i am not curious, but talking about it in school.

lmao where`s the question? telll your friend to find herself a dildo & start fucking her lesbian ass ;] & there`s nothing wrong with talking about sex juss as long as you don`t go out there & do it. okay use protection at least ♥


cuz you don`t wanna turn out into a slutty whore like me

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This question is for people in the older age groups of this site, or at least, the more experienced people.

What makes someone good in bed, specifically, a woman? I know a lot of it is personal preference, but I'm sure there are at least a few answers to this question other than "personal preference." Anyway, thanks.

moan. sounds funny but it rele works. like even if your not having a great time in bed (which is prolly the case with me sometimes) then just act like it`s the best sex in your life. be orgasmic ;] ♥

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my best guy friend (let's call him "k") who is also my ex-boyfriend just got a new girlfriend (let's call her "m"). when me and "k" were going out, he told me he loved me, but i didn't feel the same way so we broke up a week or so later. so now this new girl "m" comes into the picture. he likes her a lot and they are going out. they have gone out for like four days and "k" already told "m" that he loves her and she said it back. i just don't understand how he can tell two girls in such a short period of time that he loves them. it really bugs me because i feel like he just used me so he could say he had a girl. i do not want to let "m" get hurt like i did. what can i do to help this situation? i don't want every girl he dates to feel like she is the only one but he has really told every girl he dated the same thing. i'll rate 5's!

um whoa. wow this is usually common sense. umm when boyfriend say they love their girlfriends they both know that it doesn`t really mean that kinda "love". he means it to show affection & tell her how much he cares about her. if you ask me i just think your jealous of their relationship or w/e. & how is that bad having every girl he dates feeling like she`s the only one? i think that`s sweet & would love it a guy would treat me like that. what you can do is stop being jealous & mind your butt outta his fucking business. sorry for being mean but it`s tru.

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when you wear an OB tampon...should you wear a pad too? can you feel if you leak when you have a tampon in?

not really unless you have a really heavy period. i just use a tampon because mine is very light but sometimes it gets heavy so i will just use a pantyliner. but thats just me :]
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okay, this may sound gross, but i really need an answer to this question. there is this guy i really like. we had this lady come to our school and talk to us about sex a few weeks ago. a couple of nights ago, i had a dream that this guy i like got me pregnant. the dream didn't leave out anything. in the dream, we were happy that it had happened. does this mean anything? i am not perverted and haven't had thoughts like this before, but this couldn't be helped. it was a dream. i am saving sex until marriage, but in this dream, it was happening in the present. i need some answers! thanks in advance! i'll rate 5's!

it rele don`t mean anything. juss that your a horny perverted sick ass of a person :] ha no not really just kidden. but it`s normal hell i have sex dreams everynite! not reallly mainly i`m just having sex ;]

yep hope i helped ♥

if not then leave dirty comments in my inbox

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Hi my parents found out I look at porn and they said they knew it was normal and stuff. Does this mean I should stop watching it?

hell pop that dvd right back in. if they believe it`s normal & you enjoy watching go ahead. but like don`t do it overboard juss cuz you think you got "permission" cuz it`s kinda bad somehow. i dunno.
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If your raped and the guy gets his **** into you and forcefully starts to F*** you but you push him off after he was at least 2 inches in...does that make you a non virgin? Does rape even count? Or what? IM SOO LOST

yep that`s rape sweethart. & some people would consider you a virgin & others would say you lost it your virginity. so yeah i think your still a virgin tho cuz getting raped shouldn`t count as losing your virginity even tho it sorta does. don`t worry but i seriously recommend you go get some help or call the police cuz rape is rele serious :]
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