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sup? my names samantha & i work at a chinese place (temporary until i turn 17 & work at hollister). I`m 16 years old & will turn 17 on April 23. umm i`m obsessed with hollister & abercrombie and have that sort of "vintage glam" kinda look. I have gone through some heartbreak a couple weeks ago but now i`m single & ready to mingle. I decided to start this thingy cuz i`m grounded for the next 2 monthes---standard punishment for getting drunk at a party with guys. So my friends always told me i was good at giving advice so yeah i was like wtf i`ll do it. I believe music is a huge impact on my life.. i go to thousands of concerts & do nothing but sing & dance. My favorite song would most deff be-- Hey there Delilah by Plain White T`s. When i`m not grounded i mostly party & drink. Um yeah my boobs hurt from wacking my tits in hockey so i`m gonna massage them for awhile ;] lmao no but seriously i need a nappp ♥

sex fucking owns bitch ;]


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