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I give very good advice and I am trustworthy, i dont know, actually i am just doing this to make me sound really good. But I do think that I am good. yeah, but who knows
it really depends on what kind of crappy question you put in
if its a good thing to make fun of, ill make fun of it!!

advice

why do they say you have to charge it every 2 - 8 hours? will something bad happen?

i think you mean change, dumbass

but if you dont, you might get toxic shock syndrome, and im pretty sure thats always fun!!! so u might want to change it, dipshit

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Ok, during lunch we have a friend, and she always goes over to these guys table. She eats her lunch at our table then leaves so she doesnt have to eat it over ther. our table is really getting fed up with it, and she just doesnt get the hint. She claims that were her best friends and that shes there friends too, but i swear there isnt one day when she hasnt sat at our table for about 5 min then leaves and we dont see her til end of the day. when ever we bring it up she gets all defensive and stuff. The lunch lady even got after her for switching tables everyday, my friend was so embarrassed she started crying, yet that just diddnt seem to be enough so she still goes over there. Gosh cant she get a clue aobut this? what should we say to her to let her know that these guys prolly dont even want her over there nemore. ugh thxxx

as soon as she gets up from the table, invite someone else over

be like "hey, the seats finally open!! come over here"

or fill her seat before she even gets there to eat

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i just got a new laptop and i was wondering how i can download AIM on it...like the older kind not the new one. thanks very much :]

why would you want the older one? that ones shit!

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can anyone tell me how to make comments hide but the 1 fourth of it is showing and then it can scroll down.. get it? pleas help thanks

sure, if i knew what the hell you were talking about

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what are some funny but to the point messages that i can record on my cell phone?

any websites?

thx!!

hey bitch, leave a message


what happened to originality? dont know if thats a word, but it is now, make up your own stuff

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a ton of bricks would hurt more than a ton of feathers right? i know its the same weight, but the bricks are harder, and have more force??

of course it would hurt more, dipshit

bricks > feathers

oh my god, what happened to freaking common sense?!?!

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whatzz the difference between windows live and windows messenger.
i have windows live messenger
i don't really get it

windows live is alive, and you can talk to the person, and windows messenger is dead, and in order to talk to another person you have to send this little midget through the computer to give it to the other person

yeah and im pretty sure whatzz isnt a word

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I have A LOT of spit! When I go to the dentist and they tell me to open my mouth, less then five second like huge amount of spit or drool pours out.

I tried spitting as much as I could in a garbage can before I went again next tiem and didn't work at all.

Sometimes when I sing I'll have like a spit bubble or drool! gross! I know this is thinking ahead but if I ever kiss a guy..not gonan be pretty

swallow???

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how come i start to yawn when i sing

probably because your voice bores you

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whats circumstantial evidence?

evidence that just happens to be circumstantial

(dictionary.com)

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so for 4/20 im hanging out with some friends
basically im not popular but i guess i sorta am i dunno how to explain it.
anyways for 420 me and 3 of my friends are hanging out with a few reaaaaaaaally popular guys which is pretty nice.
i dont want to do drugs becasue thats gross, but maybe drink a little. but i dont wanna get drunk. so i need advice for how to act drunk
and since ive never been drunk before, what if my mom calls i probabaly wouldnt pick up but like if you were drunk you wouldnt be able to answer normlally right?
thanks!

what the hell are you talking about??

420??
what??
lets try explaining things, hun!!!

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help! i need christian songs with a good beat.
thanks.

tobyMacs songs are good - like Ill-I-MI, Phenomenon, Diverse City, etc.

hes christian rock/rop

theres Hawk Nelson, Family Force 5, and the Afters
they are all good

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can you ever love some too much? how would you know if some one is completely happy with you and you're not sufficating them? the person I'm speaking of is my husband and I'm truly in love with him he's my world. can any body help me? thanks.........

ok, before you resort to some advice website, you have to ask a question that isnt common sense

but of course, the peole at first would have to find the initial question in the first place

my answer: no

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teach me how to grind ! desrciptions and detials pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . which way to move, what to do with my hands, how to move my bottttttomm

its pretty much sex on a dance floor
your slutty either way
you rub your leg on his, and proceed to make yourself look like a complete desperate whore

hope that helps

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I have my school's spring dance 2 weeks from now. How do I get guys to come up and grind? What should I wear (casual) to attract the eye? Skirts or jeans? Low-cut or reg? Thx!

if you want to be slutty, which you are since you want them to come up and grind on you, wear nothing

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13 | f

the thing is i get horney (randomly though) and i need to masturbate. so i do. it just doesnt satisfy me though. like idk nothing works. and i just want more than i can give my self. i want sex when i masturbate. and dont tell me how sex is bad for you i know! but how can i satisfy myself without having sex

ps. also i invision myself with a girl eating me out. is that normal? i mean ive made out with a girl and kindaa had sex with her. (clothes on) but does this make me bi?

how can you have sex with a girl with clothes on??
it, like, just doesnt happen, and of course it makes you bi, you supposedly "had sex" with her, unless your definition of having sex is kissing.

but oh well!! sex education my friend!!

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Hey guys,
(14/f)
it is really important for me to lose weight in one week. I would like to drop like 10 pounds or around there. If anyone has any methods to help he do this, can you PLEASE tell me!! I will not eat seriosuly if that is what i takes me. Any advice is GREATLY appreactied!!
Thanks in advance:)

cut out your stomach, believe me, it works

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i dont understand what "ballin" means. people say it randomly. i know it comes from a song but wtf? people are not playing basketball or rich, are they just saying it for fun?

what if they are playing basketball? maybe they just airballed it, that sucks

i guess they must not be a very good basketball player!!!

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Sooo..me && my boyfriend are engaged, and he`s grounded until may 7th..he turns 18 10 days later. i`m allowed over his house if his mom is home, but he works every friday saturday and sunday from 4-8. and my mom never wants to take me over there, she never will!! and he only lives 13 freaking minutes away!! neither of us drive, and even if we did get our temps, we`d have to have a parent in the car anyways, right??

like, he sometimes takes the bus, his mother rarely drives him anywhere, either. i`m scared that when he moves out, my mom won`t let me over his CriB, because it`s not supervised? i turn 18 in december..and we plan on getting married june 30th, 2008 ((my mom`s bday, just to piss her off))

my mom was talking about how my friend kayla is getting married this summer after she graduates, and she said it`s stupid. ((she doesn`t know that me and adam are engaged))

yea, he`s not allowed to go anywhere until may 7th, and even then. it will be hard for us to see each other..my mom is taking me today, but she`s really pissed about it, and she said never again..





help please??



you guys dont have your drivers liscense? sorry, but that whole "relationship" thing that you got going there looks like its goind down the toilet. imagine this, you marry him, 10 years later theres 7 kids, hes got no job becuase he cant drive, and your mother is still pissed off at you for having your wedding on her birhtday

hhmm..fun!!!

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if i was born in the 7th century, how old would i be?

around 1400 years old
lol why do you need to know?

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