so for 4/20 im hanging out with some friends
basically im not popular but i guess i sorta am i dunno how to explain it.
anyways for 420 me and 3 of my friends are hanging out with a few reaaaaaaaally popular guys which is pretty nice.
i dont want to do drugs becasue thats gross, but maybe drink a little. but i dont wanna get drunk. so i need advice for how to act drunk
and since ive never been drunk before, what if my mom calls i probabaly wouldnt pick up but like if you were drunk you wouldnt be able to answer normlally right?
thanks!
First of all, make sure they'll have alcohol or else you'll be probably forced to smoke weed with them. There is that possiblity they won't have alcohol with them because they'll be getting high(cause it's 420) and getting high and drunk at the same time causes you to pass out pretty much instantly. If they don't know that already, you should probably warn them.
Second of all, once they're high or drunk, they won't be able to tell if you are drunk or not. You could be perfectly sober, walk in straight lines, talk normally, and claim you are drunk. If they ask you why you're not acting drunk, just say you're not an idiot and you know how to handle yourself when you are drunk. Throw in a few things about building up your tolerance to. This might sound stupid to you, but trust me it'll work. I've been stoned, drunk, strung out, around my parents before and I was able to act sober. When I'm drunk or stoned with my friends, unless if we're totally shit faced(as in we will probably pass out soon) we could pass off as sober. Just remember to laugh a lot around your friends and that's it.
If your mom calls, since you are not drunk, just act like how you normally would.
BMXPoet answered Wednesday April 18 2007, 1:31 am: just a little side note for the person WAAAAY below...4/20 is also pretty much a stoners BIGGEST holiday...and the anniversary of the columbine shootings. [ BMXPoet's advice column | Ask BMXPoet A Question ]
LoveNJstyle answered Tuesday April 17 2007, 10:33 pm: don't act drunk for attention... even if the other people are drunk and high, they'll know and remember that you didn't have enough to be (that) drunk, trussst me. others there will hate you, no lie so don't do that. most people can act normal around parents when they're messed up... depends how well they can carry themselves i guess. anything else, lemme know. <3 [ LoveNJstyle's advice column | Ask LoveNJstyle A Question ]
Brandi_S answered Tuesday April 17 2007, 10:21 pm: Ok, so pretending to act like a stumbling, blubbering moron is going to help you how?
That's how people act when drunk. I know, because I'm OLD ENOUGH to drink and can LEGALLY act that way with my friends. [ Brandi_S's advice column | Ask Brandi_S A Question ]
LM answered Tuesday April 17 2007, 10:06 pm: 4/20 is Hitler's birthday, and 420 is the police code for a marijuana bust, I believe.
Acting drunk is fun, haha. Just slur your words. Stumble around. Me, stuff like that comes naturally. Answer your phone as you normally would. Call your mom yourself and tell her everything's fine, reassure her that you're doing fine (and by NOT slyurring your speech and basically not acting like a drunken fool, she'll be reassured too). Don't drink just to impress other people. If you're just drinking water and not making a big deal of not drinking, chances are nobody will even notice.
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