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i'm christina. i'm not scared to hurt your feelings. i'm not scared to tell you like it is. i'm not gonna lie; i'm a bitch. i live my life to the fullest. i've cut tons of people out of my life. my life is a walking disaster. i'm rude. i'm a snob. i don't like most people. i wish that 95% of the world would die. if you bother me, i'm not gonna be nice to you. i can look at you and just not like you. i know the types of people there are out there, so i know what people are like by looking at them. i dislike a lot, but i like a lot more. i'm confusing. i'm an experience people don't want. i'm dangerous. i have more problems than you. i know more than you think i do. i hate being judged. i hate stupid people and stupid questions. i hate lazyness and i hate people who think they're better than everyone when truthfully they're not. chances are, i don't like you & you'd probably be better off dead. i think a lot of people need to be slapped severely. i'm sick of everyone's shit. i don't need drama to make my life interesting. i don't need people. i don't need anyone but my boyfriend, my friends, and my family. i'm not afraid to swear at you. and i'm not afraid to make you cry. i don't think i'm "tough." but i can be harsh. i like to be left alone most of the time. if you ask a dumb question, i'm gonna be rude. there's no avoiding it. so let's put it this way: if you don't like what's written or what my outlook on life is then click the fucking x in the corner & get the fuck off of my advice column.

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how much are the new jordans going to be when they come out at footlocker and those types of stores. I want the exact price not estimations as in "somewhere around the 100`s and up" well duh,you think?
thanks in advanced.

ask the stores how much they're gonna be selling them for. only they can give you the right price.

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he cheated on me. hes with the girl he wanted and wont leave me alone and still bugs me for liking guys. hes really jealous and annoying! is it because he still cares about me and loves me?

16/f

he probably does still care about you & love you, but you shouldn't love him back. care for him as a friend, but more than that? no. he cheated on you, so maybe he's realizing what he's missing. tell him that his jealosy is really annoying & that he's got who he wants, so he should really stop with the games.

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me and my bf broke up like a week ago. i broke up with him actually because things were getting really serous and i never liked him in the first place. i liked that he liked me and he liked that i liked him. well wehenever we could hang out i wouldent be so into him but afterwards when i was thinking about it i did like him so basically i liked the idea of him. 2 days after we broke up he asked out my bestest friend. she asked me if it was okay. me and her are 100% truthful with eachother and i really was okay with it so i said it was fine. he was what youd call a "good boyfriend" who never forgot to call me back and whatever. now whenever i see them dancing at partys or whatever it kinda hurts because i knew 2 weeks ago that was me. i dont want him and i dont mind him not liking me, i just dont want him to like anyone else. how do i get over this? most of the time im good just being with my friends but somtimes it really gets me. its kind of bringing down my self confidence and i hate it because i used to think i was the hottest thing ever. if your gonna be mean about any of this please dont answer. thank you

don't take this the wrong way, but, you're not the hottest thing ever. nobody is what they think they are. they're not better than anyone else, prettier than anyone else, or smarter than anyone else. nobody's hot shit or the hot shot. nobody's the best or the coolest. nobody is. so nobody should be flattering themselves & making themselves out to be more than they truly are.

it sounds to me you just like being liked. you'll get over it eventually. he's not with you, so you shouldn't care about it. you told her you were fine with it, but now you miss being liked. i'm sure someone else likes you, but you just don't know it. and before you date someone, make sure you really like them first.

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i havnt gotten my period in like 6 months im soo sure im not pregnant cuz i took the test like 3 times and i dont feel like i am and stuff whats wrong with me??

you're probably just irregular. see your gynocologist so they can get you on some birth control to regularate it.

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My classmate is having a party and she invited everyone in the class except me. I talked to her online and here's our conversation...

Me - why didnt i get an invite ?
Friend - huh?
Me - an invitation to your bday
Her - ...?? what ??
Me - i saw the invitations sam showed me
***SHE BLOCKS ME***

we arent like best friends but i hate how she invited random boys and not me!!!!!! we've never been in a fight and now im crying because she hates me


i feel like i have no friends now

how do i handle this situation?

well if she can't invite you, it kinda shows you what type of person she is, doesn't it? just stop worrying about it. i realize she's popular & being popular in school is like the greatest thing ever, but she's obviously not a good friend, and why would you wanna be friends with her? she had the decency to invite everyone BUT you, so just leave it alone & forget about her. honestly, she's a loser.

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when i come home from school, my mom is always home early. i hate it. she used to come home at 5:30 and now shes home by 3. shes one of the managers of a company so its not like she gets paid less because she leaves early, but i think she should be mature enough to stay the entire 8 hours like everyone else.

how do i get her to stay until she is supposed to leave work?

you can't make her stay until her scheduled time. if she's the manager, she can pretty much pick her time. she can come home when she wants. you're right, she should be mature enough to stay, but then it's kind of hypocritical if you come home early from school.

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What does 'bubble butt' mean?

it just means you've got a big ass.

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what are the different parties/or coming-of-age stuff people have? im doing a project on them

-quincenera
-debutante ball (what is that??)
-sweet 16
-bat mitzvah
-bar mitzvah

what else? thanks mucho guys

quince__for hispanics girls [and boys, but it's uncommon for a boy to have] who turn 15. it's turning into a woman/man & not being a little girl/boy anymore.

debutante ball__southern party where a girl turns 16 & is presented to society.

sweet 16__for pretty much anybody turning 16. it's a huge party.

bat mitzvah & bar mitzvah__they're the same thing, and the correct spelling is bat mitzvah. but the party is for jewish kids when they turn 13 and accept adult responsibilities.

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a hole looks so small.. how does the guys "thing" fit in..?

your vag is a muscle that'll stretch to fit whatever's trying to get inside.

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how many songs does a 1gb, 2gb, 4 gb nano ipods hold?
im about to buy one of the white OLD nanos...not thew new colorful ones
thanks!

1gb holds 200.
2gb holds 500.
and 4gb holds 1000.

but then again, it depends on the song length. the shorter the song, the more you can fit. the longer the song, the less you can fit.

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How long does it normally take a guy to cum while your giving him a blow job? Thanks

depends on the guy.

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okay i was just wondering...
do guys like hjs fast or slow?
or does it really matter?

it varies from person to person. ask him how he likes it.

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what excatly is a closet freak?

only search advicenators.com

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Ello. I was just wondering how i can get a certain font color for myspace stuff. Like, the code for it.

like, if i wanted my name in red, or something on my page.

thanks.


< font color = whatever the code is for red >your name< / font color >

use this chart for colors: http://www.webmonkey.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/

and then take out all the spaces & you're good.

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okay everyone please help me think of ways to motivate me to eat healthy and exercise so i can lose weight....im a fatty..[seriously it's getting out of control and im sick of being overwieght lol]

put a number of the weight you'd like to achieve on your fridge. that way everytime you go to open it, it's a constant reminder that you're never gonna reach your goal. only eat when you seriously need to. don't become anorexic or bulemic, but lose your weight the healthy way with proper diet & exercise.

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ok soo there's this boy who likes my friend.. and he told me that he's going to ask her out tommorow since its valentines day tommorow... well he's always flirting with me.. like he'll tickle me and hug me.. and my friend told me that she doesn't like him.. and he probobly likes me... but im not sure.. and im confused.. i've never had a valentine/ boyfriend so yah...

so what should i do? i need an answer a.s.a.p.

he might have just told you that so he'll surprise you when he asks you out. i think he likes you, but if not, then he's just a little friendly & you should let him know that if he's not interested, then he shouldn't send off the wrong vibes.

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something happened with my boyfriend (ive been dating him for almost 3 years) and his dad and now he's moving to his mom's house in indiana (i live in illinois). what can i do to not be so upset over this? i'm afraid he's going to forget about me and leave me for someone else.

if you're still under eighteen, then get a job & save up all of your money. when he's eighteen or when you're eighteen, you can move there or he can move back to illinois & you guys can have an apartment together.

until then, write lots of letters & emails. talk on the phone a lot, and use IM to talk too. and trust your boyfriend. if he's stayed with you this long, i doubt he wants anybody else. a relationship is nothing without trust, honesty & communcation. and love of course.

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So...I am 15 (soon to be 16) and this past Saturday, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. We've been together for almost 3 months. His Dad found out and now I have a feeling that he is going to tell my mom. I want to tell her. I really do, but I think that she will be really disappointed in me. I was going to tell her tonight but I couldn't do it. Something told me that it wasn't a good idea, but then I get the feeling that I should because if she finds out from his dad, then she will be even more disappointed in me for the fact that I didn't tell her myself. I don't think she'll trust me ever again. And I have a feeling that she won't want me to see him anymore. I can already see what she is going to say. "You're only 15." or "How could you be so stupid?" or she will call me a slut...I don't know what to do. Should I tell her? Or not...

if you don't want his dad to do it before you, or at all, tell her yourself. because you're right, she will be more disappointed in you if she hears it from someone else & not the person she was supposed to hear it from.

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Why do some of you get on here just to be nasty and write rude things(when not attacked) that dont even have anything to do with the question... or purposely write wrong answers? no ones twisting your arm to hit the answer this button..if you dont know...then dont answer.Then you want to whine about getting a low rating and pust the abuse link..when you didnt help in the first place...This might sound rude but as another colunmist and a person who asks advice...I think that people who ask question should be able to report abuse to.

if you don't like what someone says to you, just report them. you can do it, you know. they probably answer rude because the answer to the question is either obvious, or can be answered using google. but that's life, not everyone is nice.

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Hi,i was wondering,my g/f is having her period and i was wondering what i could say to her to make her feel better/more comfortable about it,and what i could just do to be nice about it..especially when the mood swings start =(

thanks =)

Age=14

just be totally caring & understanding about it. don't push her buttons, be super nice & stay on her goodside.

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