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ok, so i went to my friends pool party, and it was 4 hours long, so i got soooo sunburnt that i look like a giant tomato!! and it really hurts!!! but that's not what i'm concerned about. i got like sooooo tan!!!! is their anything that'll make me get whiter again? WITHOUT surgery?!! i rate high!!! (link)
stay out of the sun


Ok i want to make icon preferbally animated ones, could osemoen pelase tell me stpe by step instciutions i have adobe cna i use that. THANKS :) (link)
First of all FIX YOUR SPELLING and I have no Idea


i wanna dye my har ether red or brown. i dont know which one to do. i dont like bieng blonde bcuz its not that punk and.. people make fun of me saying im a dumb blonde.which color do you recomend???? (link)
brown is more populare


does anyone know where i can buy the seasons of smallville on DVD that's not ridiculously expensive? (link)
Pick a flick has dvds on sale


my aunt suzy died last night and i could have sworn i saw her walking through the house late last night! what does that mean?
PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!! (link)
It means she had unfinished buisnes in this world and wont cross over until some one helps her(or you're completly insane)


Hey. Well, I got my permit. yay lol. My friend needs the manual to study for hers so where can I find a printable version of the manual? We live in Georgia.

Also, is it bad if I can't remember things like "what do you do if your breaks fail" or how far you can stop from fire hydrants, railroads, and stuff like that? (link)
yes☻


lol. how do you get people to stop saying lol. i dont mind when something funny is happening but when you're like "i went to the beach today" and the im you get back is "lol." please. it bothers me. ok. sorry... i know thats weird. (link)
I'm afraid thats impossibole lol


My friends and I are going camping in Summer- has anyone got any nice, healthy vegetarian recipes that can be cooked over the fire? Also, how do you cook things over an open fire? Thanks.
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veggie Kebab


Hi. Well, for my 2 cousins I had did designed a science project board for one of my cousins and did a project on somethin' Marshall I think-I forget the name. Well, I had to put aside my work to help them, and their parents said that they would give me a reward for that for my birthday which was the 3rd of ny, but I haven't gotten anything from them. I think I did this like 1 or 2 months ago. I know that it's rude to just ask them to give you the reward, so in what way might I give them hints for them to know that my birthday passed, and that they need to give me that reward? The next time I see them might me in about 2 weeks when we travel to Dallas, Texas for this organization that our parents are in but children attend too. I need help! (link)
ask then outright why you havent goten anything!!


Alright. This has been driving me insane since I heard this riddle. The scientific thing is that 80% of kindergarteners could figure it out when only 17% of Students in Universities could. The riddle is what smokes crack. I can't figure it out. It's driving me CRAZY! Can anyone help me figure it out? (link)
people


I don't know why...but I hate my own race...I'm not black or white..But i just find my own race annoying and dorkish..I know that's mean but I don't know why I feel this way! Am I a racist? (link)
no your an oxymoron


I'm in 8th grade and we need 4 points in each class.An A=4 points...B=3..and so on.at the beggining of the year in algebra, I got a B then a C..that's 5 points but then I had a D and for progress reports I got an F.Is it 4 points per year or semester?Do I have enough points to go to 9th grade? (link)
no idea that just ment to confuse ud into working harder


Is it true that if you own a mitsubishi, eclipse and your short its hard to see through the rear-view mirror because the seats are so low, and its hard to look through the back glass because the seats are so low? (link)
yes you idiot


I've been thinking alot about my career that i want to pursue, and I happen to love the french language. I was thinking about some jobs i could have by speaking different languages, but i'm just not sure. Does anybody know of any jobs i could possibly have by doing what i love? Thanks!

Janine (link)
try french teacher


Im gonna buy my boyfriend some stuff for his birthday, but then i also want to make him something creative. I have no idea what to do! Can someone please help me???!?! (link)
buy some caly and sculpt it


I hate myself and want to die. There is no way out. There is no definite answer to anything so how can you ever be right? Why do my friends always want to know what i am thinking when they dont care, they dont listen so why ask. Counsellors get PAID to listen to you. no one will remember me a year from my death. Anti depressants leave you numb and emotionless. Doctors dont issue sleeping pills coz I am a depressant but I cant SLEEP all i do is stare into senseless nothing seeing nothing but black shadows. The only releif is a razor blade and salt. Nothing will ever get better i will have this hopeless feeling of nothingness and desperation for somekind of peace of mind which i wont get. Things will always be the same and then ill die anyway. Im a selfish ugly fat bitch and the only way out is death. nothing can help me. im searching for a solution to get past my pathetic problems asides from counsellors, therapy, rehab, cutting, not cutting, anti depressants the only thing i can think of to a solution is death. no will will ever be able to stop this drowning feeling (link)
you migh wnt to hold on because some tim soon you will see the whole point of staying alive I know I did


I burnt my finger on the cooker around half an hour ago, ran it under the cold water tap until it stopped hurting and forgot about it. But it's just started to hurt really badly again. I put a cold compress on it and put some antiseptic cream on but it doesn't seem to be stopping the stinging. What can I do? (link)
try amputation


I dont have normal nightmares like most people. My worst nightmares are falling down the stairs. Lame huh? So i'd just be stepping down these wooden stairs, and i'd hesitate on the last step, and fall. I always wake up with a fast heart beat. What does this mean??? (link)
it means that every thing in your life is going down just when you thik its perfect


I am so tired of people writing "liek dis" Spell correctly so that you can actually get some advice! I don't even know how those questions even appear on the site if it's not even understandable...Does anyone agree with me or am I just illiterate? (link)
I agree with you even though my spelling is not the greatest


Well this is what happens:
[PLEASE READ RATE 5 ***** BIT LONG LOL]

Me and my mates say to our mate Hannah, your voice sounds like a mans voice, we say it in a kind of nice way, jokey if you get what i mean. Then the head of year comes intoday to our form room while in PSE and calls my name out and a group of my friends the 5 of us including the head of year go down to the inclussion zone, where the bad kids go and miss there lunch/break etc. We went in and she accsorted us to sit down they have a desk and a chair then a blue screening where you stick posters/displays on, then another desk and chair and a screen its like that so you have no comunication with any1. She called us in to a little room 1 by 1 and asked us about the name calling thing. I went in and told her that we were joking about and stuff but ovboiusly she took it seriously.. i felt so let down by one of my OWN friends. Also this other girl called grace ive apparently been "bullying" just by saying, "look at your selfs before you critizize others," becuase she and her mate elli were taking the piss out of my chubby mate sal calling her fat and ugly n stuff. So that is 2 reports in the last 24 hours so it got put on my system "BULLY" hannah was ment to be my friend but dobbed me in our group joke. im not sure weather to be her friend after this? I mean if i be or get reported again then it gets even seriouser, and i could do this by ignoring her, touching her, giving her dirt looks like evils and stuff. But im pissed off with her so of course im going to do that and grace and elli do it to me so im not gonna let them so i stick up for myself.. but then i get told off badly again. So yeah my so called friend dobbed me in our joke.. should i trust her again?

SORRY ITS LONG RATE 5 *****
xx lush meh xx (link)
well if you want to trust her again go ahead but if it turns out she wants you to trust her again tell her in order to do that she needs to earn your trust back




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