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'fingering girl, may have precum on finger, but girl took ipill after the incident....will she be pregnant? (link)
No. you didn't have sex, you only fingered her.


Are these websites legit? Are there any other websites you can get accutane from?

http://www.gomedstore.com/prescriptions/accutane/

http://www.trustmedpills.com/product/Accutane.html (link)
The answer below is correct, do not buy Accutane online. You need to see a doctor/dermatologist.

My mother and my brother are/were on Accutane, it is a serious drug but it is a miracle drug. Please be safe and go see a professional for it.


I am on birth control and have been for a while now, My fiancé and I want to see what it feels like for him cum inside of me but I don't think we are quite settled enough to have a baby yet (although we want one in the future) If I let him evacuate inside of me and take the morning after pill what are the chances of me getting pregnant? (link)
Hey there!!! Your odds are slim but there is always that chance you can have a child. I'm not the most educated on sexual stuff but I know the pill is pretty effective and from my own experience the morning after pill if taken immediately is very effective as well. The sooner you take the morning after pill you have a better chance of it working.


So tuesday i go to job corps and they suppose to be dropping me now i kno for a fact that my drop is going to be dirty because i smoked on the 22 or 23 of september now my question is how can i clean my system before tuesday like legit not nothing that i have to order online any method helps (link)
You can go workout and drink lots of water. Sweat it out. People say drinking lots of water will just do the trick but that has been a tricky method for me. I always drink a ton of water then go play basketball or run. Never failed when doing it that way. Also you smoked quite a bit ago, depending on the test you probably are fine.


13f in 8th grde
and hes an im guessing 11 or 12 in 6th grde but when i first saw him i thought he was 13.

ok so theres this guy (Chris) and i met him at the mall with my friends and i think hes kinda cute. so we were chatting on facebook and he asked if i wanted to video chat with him and i said i wasnt on the right laptop to chat. and he didnt believe me so i sent him a pic from my phone and i guess part of my leg was in the pic and he said "hah u can alwost see your pussy" lol and i laffed and when we got off of facebook i forgot to delete the convo and close out the chat. so my mom went on during work and saw it and now she doesnt want me talking to him and i really like him and i think he likes me but if he ever breaks up with his girlfrend and asks me out id have to say no. can someone help me with my parents an dstuff. (link)
your mom doesnt want you to be getting into sexual activity which is probably a good idea. Being sexually active at 13 isn't a good idea because of the consequences. I'm 15 and a guy and have only kissed like 10 times and i know people who are sexually active and alot of them wish they didn't have sex yet.

Your mom is just protecting you from boys, which your parents will do especially your dad since he knows what goes on in our heads which is understandable for him to do. But it can be over the top on his part sometimes.

Your 13 so you got alot of time to find a guy to date so don't worry about it


I wanted to be put on birth control pills and I went to my doctor like suggested. He gave me the pills and explained about them but said I needed to be on them for at least 1 full month before they became completely effective and I don't end up pregnant. When I asked here before somebody said they are effective immediately. I told my doctor that somebody said they were effective immediately and slightly laughed and was like I hate how teens get these stupid rumors and something like that's how so many girls wind up pregnant. Who is right? My doctor or you guys? (link)
are you really asking this?

Your doctor is right


I'm 15 and my mom said she wants to buy me a cell phone so if I'm out with my friends and something happens I can call for her or somebody for help. She has great points because of where we live isn't the best place. Anyway, she told me I needed to do a little research online and figure out what a good phone teens have now a days that is reliable and does all these stuff it needs to do. In YOUR opinion what do you think a good cell phone is? (link)
A good phone is any phone that works to make calls/texts really. I have the Env Touch and i'm 15 and a guy btw, and i love it but i do wish i had a Droid X or one of the smartphones that are on tv 24/7 but really i don't care. The env touch has a full keyboard and is a touchscreen too. It gets the job done but sometimes can be a really stupid phone. It depends on what your family can afford i have unlimited texting and get like 300 min and i don't even use like 30min on my phone. So its almost pointless for me to have the min but my parents have it on anyways

Hope This helped!


This is going to be my failed attempt at keeping this short and simple.
I ALWAYS fall for the guys I can't have. This time I think I've effed up majorly. I was going out with the nicest, sweetest guy ever. He really reaaallllyyy liked me. But I think I kind of freaked out and I ended it. I think he's finally over me and NOW I want him! I try to talk to him and stuff but he rejects it. I don't know if he's just super busy or if he's snobbing me off on purpose.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I'm starting to like him now is because I can't have him.
My mum gave me a really hard time when I broke up with him, saying stuff like I finally found a nice guy and I broke up with him because I'd much rather have some jerk who'll play with my heart and fuck me over in the end.
And her speech has only just now hit me and I think that's why I'm starting to like him. I've figured out that he's the 'safe' option and I'm starting to think that if I keep falling for the 'bad boy' type then I'm probably going to end up either alone or living in a tailor park with some loser.
I really don't know what to do :( (link)
I usually like girls i can't have. Why? Because not being able to have that person makes you want it more. Just like with little kids they want a toy and ask for it and its a no they will keep asking and begging because they can't have it so it appeals more to them. Just try acting nice to this guy, treat him with respect and if its meant to be he'll come around. In the mean time meet new guys and people.


I have dated this guy named, Carter for a year a couple years ago. Well we broke up and ever since then we have kinda "talked" and dated other people but my feelings for him have not changed. I have very strong feelings for him.
okay, so the next guy i dated last year, nicholas, i dated him for 9 and half months and we decided to break up for personal reasons. Well now they both want to be with me, & I have no clue who to choose! I have thought and thought and thought about it! I just don't know how to choose! pleaseeeeee help!! (link)
Follow your heart


i think this guy is super cute and i want to get to know him but i dont know where to start! how do i talk to a complete stranger? (link)
i go through this everyday! i'm a freshmen in highschool and i am like super super shy! im a guy though, you can always ask him what you had for homework in a class if you 2 have one together, i'm not good at giving answers but if you go through the questions i asked you can read the answers to them and see if they helped, here are the links.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=585848

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=585415

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=584497


these are just some i asked here. Now i know there not specified for you but the answers could work for you too.

Hope i helped


I talked to a guy i like on facebook IM. Ever since then, he always appears offline while online. He never did this before, at least not to my knowledge. Is he avoiding me? :/ (link)
I have noticed as the person below me said, that the facebook chat is slow. Also if they are on an ipod they might not be on the chat, so they can't see what you said without looking at the chat on the ipod. Another thing is the chat is always logging people off as soon as i click their name, it is actually just saying their offline because of whatever. I looked it up once but forgot exactly what it said, Just talk to him in person whenever you can and ask him, or send him a message or ask for his number. Its facebook, i've learned the hard way that facebook isn't gonna improve your socializing skills. So get off facebook and talk in person. I can't talk to girls in person but with a computer as the talker i can or my phone i can and im breaking that habit so talk in person!


i'm in my first year of college and sometimes, I tend to get a little stressed socially sometimes. There are girls in my classes and girls who are my friends that are just pretty, smart rays of sunshine who never have any problems talking to boys or making new friends. I get really jealous. I get really tense and anxious when i'm with a friend and another girl (or guy, especially a guy) comes up to us and starts talking to her and i get all these negative feelings at once (jealousy, anxiety) and just freeze up and can't even make an effort to socialize with the new person. On the other hand, sometimes i have better days and i'm a little more confident, but these days are uncommon. For instance, this past weekend was one of the most amazing weekends of my life. I was so happy saturday and sunday i felt like i was sitting on a cloud. And now all of the sudden it's monday and i'm depressed beyond belief. I'm paranoid that the friends here that I absolutely love are going to lose interest in being friends with me and are gonna pay more attention to other people and i'm gonna have to be friends with people who are boring like m . I don't even know. I just know that i am depressed beyond belief at this moment. It's amazing how i could go from the happiest I've ever been over two days to having the shittiest day ever today. I feel like I can never be consistently happy the way i was over the weekend. I knew that ecstatic feeling was too good to be true and all things have to crash and burn eventually with me. I just wanna be happy like everyone else is and i feel like that'll never happen. help (link)
I know how you feel im 15 btw and a guy ( if that matters? ha) but last year in 8th grade i felt like i had the worst time, never could talk to people, especially girls! but now its my freshmen year and i'm in classes with no friends pretty much and i gotta make new ones. I found if you just start talking to people you start to get to know them and become friendly to them. Your friends are like some people i see all the time, never have trouble talking to people especially the opposite sex, which seems like its alot of fun. Which it is.

So just start talking to random guys you see, say hi or whatever. And I've felt how you felt about being happy to crap, just quit thinking about the negative stuff and think positive and be positive!

I'm going through the same stuff you are, i've asked for help on this site multiple times and got great advice so you can do it!

Hope this answer helped? only my 2nd time answering.

Good Luck! :)


So, I might be overreacting about this, but I guess im just a little nervous, tell me what you guys think.

So, me and this boy are together, basically dating, just not official yet. But anyways, theres a peprally at my school at the end of October and the football players give their jerseys to girls who ask for them to wear them that day. And you have to ask early so your guaranteed one. So, I asked my boy, and he said yes, but my really good friend WAS dating (they broke up today) his really good friend and she was going to ask him too because her boyfriend doesnt play football, when she knows me and him are together. I don't think he would give his jersey to her, when I already asked him. He's a really sweet guy and my friends always tell me that, so it wouldnt be like him to do that. I look over to his locker today, which is right across the hall from mine, and she was at his locker, and then a period later he was at hers. I dont know whats going on, and I am just nervous something is going to happen now that my really good friend isnt dating his bestfriend. She claims their 'bestfriends' but Im not sure if I believe that. Any advice you guys have? What should I do, and should I trust her/him? And am i overreacting? Thanks Everyone (link)
I think your over reacting just a bit, just settle down and calm yourself down. When i had a girlfriend last year i thought the same when she was talking to other guys, i over reacted and it hurt my relationship with her. So just be calm and talk to him about it if you want to.

Sorry if this answer wasn't much help.

Best of luck :)




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