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Last Update: July 9, 2005
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My mom and dad are making me get a 93 peice of crap ford explorer for my first car, any idea's on how to increase its sexyness, help would be much aprechiated (link)
break it up reel bad i mean TEAR IT UP. then call xzibit and the crew WESTCOAST COUSTOMS. If that doesn't work call a fex of your friends over to do your own little pimp my ride. that way you all cna add your own flavor to it. it can become the crew car.


a while ago i cleaned out our families garage and im having trouble getting donation centers to come out and get the stuff i want to donate. does anyone know a donation center in the houston area that i could get in touch with? besides salvation army.
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well if you cant donate the clothes but really wanna help you have a garage sell and donate the earnings to any crisis that has happened around your area. you could even keep some of the change for yourself.


Alright, I've been bulimic for like 8 months...throwin up about 3 times a week...how long do i have to not throw up to not be considered bulimic?
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about the rest of your life. that thing is seriously dangerous i dont even kno you but i am scured for you. i know if i found out my sister did that i would stuff what she threw up ryt bac down. lol. It isn't safe and if you want to be considered nonbulimic in my book hold down ur food down for ever. pleez im gonna pray for you.



p.s. pleez keep in touch with me on how your doin at XxSlinkySloxX thats my im good luck
hope i helped


Does anyone know any good websites with heartbreak or love quotes?? Beside firehoquotes.com.... (link)
my friend darien she is good at it. heres her im oXsweetReesesXo shes reel kwel. tell hur bubby sent you. SHE HAS A THING FOR ME LOL. my im is XxSlinkySloxX let me kno how it worked out.


how do you know if that one friend is that one true "best friend" that will stick with you for life, thru all the bad and good times. i cant really explain what i mean by that one best friend but i think you might be able to get what i mean. thanks (link)
well give them a test put yourself in a bad situation and c if they help. Sike dats the worst thing to do. that could ruin your relationship. a good good friend is someone whos been with you thru the worst. look bac at somethings that you have thru and see if it holds up.


What is the best energy drink to buy besides red bull? Does starbucks double shot give you alot of energy? (link)
to be honest if u wanna get crunk get crunk juice it really gets u well........CRUNK


ok well 've never been tanning before like in a booth but i'd like to try it but i dont know what to wear can sombody please tell me? (link)
nothing
wear nothing


I just got a really nasty prank phone call. I never give out my number to anyone that I don't know and I couldn't recognize the voice. They were asking me if I'd like to participate in a lesbian teen porn video so I played along and said yes. When they called, it was a restricted number. I was wondering if there was any way I could figure out the number without having to get the police involved. Just so I can figure out who it was that called. They called my cell phone by the way. So, is there a way I can trace the number? (link)
check recent calls. or do *67. if that doesn't work get a bunch of your friends and be like "do u guys want to do this lesbian porn with me" around some people that you think did it. if you see some idiots laughing you caught your little prankster punks.


my boyfriend's friend keeps hitting on me even tho he know im in a relationship with his close friend. the other day we were at this party and he pulled me up to this room and he raped me. he grabbed me and touched my body. im really scared and he hurt me. i feel strange. i couldnt do anything hes a football player and he held me down and i couldnt stop him. he shove something in my mouth so i couldnt scream. wut do i do?? i cant tell my boyfriend or he will kick the living shit out of him.the guy said if i tell anyone he will do it again. i know i can get some reasonable advice here.

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look if he did all of this then he dirserve to get the living crap out of him. there are probably a lot of other football players including your brother who could whoop his but. or you could take him to a room and tell him to pull down his pants. he will thank u r goin to "blow" him and then BAM ryt in the nutts lol. its kinda of harsh but after what he did he deserves it.

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2 days ago me and my sister were running outside in my uncles back yard and i ran around her and i stepped on a 2 1/2 inch rusty bolt and it went 1 inch *or more* in my foot and i had to go to the hospital. well now im back home and i have no crutches or a wheel chair or anything and i really want to walk around my house but when i hop on my good foot it makes my ribs and knee hurt too much does any one know a way for me to get around until i get crutches?
thanks
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do u have like a roller chair for like da computer. that would help. or you could use a pool stick or two. i mean im not very resourceful but hoped i helped.


I went to a friend's camp this last weekend. She told me that there was this guys a few years olded then us but he was annoying, stupid, and ugly.Then we went out onto the lake and he came along. He had this really big tube and we were all just chillin on it and pushing each other off. then one time it was just me and him and i justed to like him but kept myself from liking him because of what my friend said. i know it doens't matter because i probably won't see him again but should i of let what my friend say keep me from liking this guy?? please help! (link)
naw friends r good for advice but its up to you how much of the advice you take. if your observations has past thru wat she said then obviously you two feel different on the subject. it was just for that one time too, man you should have enjoyed your self with him.

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i about to buy sims from someone who already has it ..will it work on my computer ? since the code is already on his computer ? (link)
yea i did da same thing lol
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well im thinking about losing my virginity to my boyfriend... but im all about protection and talking about it first... but how do you bring it up? what do i need to know from him? also even if were both virgins... do we need to get HIV/ AIDS/ STD tested? also... whats the best protection to use... and where can i get stuff besides condoms? whats the best brand... and how do you know if im ready?

no dumbass answers please

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ask as many questions as possible dis is serious. its ur first time make sure your comfrotable with it. and they say trojan is good. make sure you both r in control of the actions being taken. and that he doesn't get ahead of himself.


ok so theres this guy and he kinda sexual harasses me or w/e this is called. he grabbed my breasts and my butt like so many times nd he snaps my bra straps and all that kind of stuff! i don't kno who 2 tell and what 2 do? pleasee help me (link)
if you lyk it dont do anything. if you dont you need to tell him that it bothers him. if dat doesn't work kick him in da balls. as a guy i kno dat hurts lol. then tell a older guy you know to " help out" if you know what i mean



hope i helped


hey, so me and this guy want to be kind of like friends with benefits and do stuff but not sex you know so if i gave him head would i have to use a condom? he has gotten head from 2 other girls and for both of them it was their first time and i have never given it before and yeah anyt tips? can he really have any stds? i hear guys dont like it with condoms so what should i do (link)
if its jus head you dont need a condom now sex u betta use protection. but if you feel betta wit protection use it and if he cant except you can do it to me and ill use protection lol


I just turned 14 this past week and I`ve already had sex 20 times.. 16 times with my boyfriend now, and 4 times with my ex. I don`t know why I`m so addicted to sex. But I think that it may be because I was molested from the time I was a todler up until this past summer, at the age of 13. I was molested by my step-fater, and step-brother.. They did just about everything to me but have sex with me.. could that possibly be why I wanting sex at such a young age? and should I get help for it? I`m so lost and confused. someone please help me out.

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yes you should get help. your findeing sex as a way to cover up being molested.its sex is a beautiful thing but it should be cherished with soemone that you truly love. not some guy you have puppy love with. well i hope i helped.


p.s. if you dont get over your addiction call me lol. im in sliver spring


ok..i like this kid and his names Ryan. he lives in chicago and hes 14. i no him bc my dad and his dad r like best friends. i just saw him a few days ago and i REALLY like him! hes sooo cute and nice to me!! his bro and my sisters keep makin fun of us..i wanna no if he likes me and i want him to know that i like him. the thing is i dunno how to tell him or let him no...i was gonna tell his brother...but i dunno..we're gonna c them soon again b4 they go back to chicago...i dunno wat to do??? i no ur good at this kinda stuff so wat should i do???? help me !?!?

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tell him wats da worst dat could happened. i mean hes leaving anyway so if he says yes you can talk to each other on da fone. if he doesn't then hes gone so so be it. i mean if u dont u will always wonder what could have been


I have a 2 friends who always hang out with eachother. I get jealous of them because I feel left out. So one of my friends asked me to sleepover so I accepted and got really happy. Then later that night I told the other friend that I was sleeping over. She said why did u tell mee that? I told her because my friend that I was sleeping over wanted me to tell her to see if she would be jealous. So she said now my friend said that she is ask her why she said that even though she didn't. What should I do?
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type it correct next time and ill try to help


okay what body type do guys prefer...because i go to a prep school, and it seems that every guy wants the same blonde extremely skinny preppy girl. I mean is there anyone guy out there whos willing to date a beautiful average girl?so please help me out and tell me your preference in girls...body type/hair color/clothing stuff like that.thanks much.
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for me it matters if da grl is kwel and doesn't look lyk a bow wow shes kwel. i mean she does have to look good but theres no perfect hair color,or eye color or anything. i mean im a guy so i like a nice butt and boobs but it doesn't matter 2 much. jus be proud of who u r boys will lyk dat. hope i helped.




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