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My boyfriend and i have been together for almost
a year and recently we decided to take the relationship further problem is that when we try to have sex he has trouble getting his penis in
the first time he went limp he got embarassed
and im not sure what to do is there a problem
with me or him?

Your boyfriend might need male enhancement.I know that going to your man and telling him that what he has in his file ain't what you want but he should be able to understand that sex isn't about the guy feeling all happy go lucky but that you should feel great too. It may be a HUGE ego bruise so instead of actually telling him have a guy friend tell him that he's been useing male enhancement or you could get male enhancement information sent straight to your home(addresed to him ofcourse).

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im 15 and im a bit worried my penis is bent
to the left and i have trouble getting an erection
is this normal for my age.

i think that if you're the same person who asked me a question on this topic before you may have problems but other wise I think that it's pefectly normal

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I am 13 and my penis is only 2.5 to 3 inches long
and im a bit worried that theres something wrong
with me.

Everyone matures at different rates so don't worry, it will gradually get bigger. But then again it might not. Those 2.5 to 3 inches might be it. I'm sorry if you don't like what I have to say but my job is not to make you feel better, it’s to tell you the truth and how to deal with it. And that exactly is me advice: to deal with it.

Please refer me and Thanks!!!

URL: http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=Kendra

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Ok well see i started my period like a monthe or two ago and now im on my third mothe but i havent had my period since the frtst month even though my first period went two days into the 2nd month is somehting wrong(i didnt have sex either)

my mother told me that once she had her period at 13 and didn't start a cycle until 16. maybe it just happens.since your about that age you should get a FREE membership with www.gurl.com(get the book too!!!)

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Yeah, usually I give advice, but I figured I'd ask this time. Two of you have already seen this question, but I thought I'd just put it out here for the rest of you to help me with.
Okay, here it goes. I've found my DREAM college. I mean, this is what I've been searching for since, like, ninth grade. I'm almost certain I'd be accepted there.
Problem 1 - CalArts is in Southern California. Now, I live in michigan and my mom doesn't want me to go that far away.
Problem 2 - The tuition. $22,190. My dad doesn't have a job, my mom can't work, and I don't have a job yet. Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to make that much by next year. However, I do have books written, and could publish them, but even with that I'm not sure I'd be able to make the money.
Problem 3 - my parents both think that the only reason I want to go there is because my boyfriend's going to a college down there. That's not why I want to go.
So essentially, I'm wondering what you guys think. Should I try to get into a college my mom doesn't want me to go to, even though it's my dream school AND if I went there, I'd probably have somewhere to live? Help me out...
-Siren

ask Shay shay

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My husband and I wan tto get pregnant, we have sex biut it's very shallow. Can we still get pregnant this way?

no shit sherlock

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I've liked this guy for a long time, and I can't tell if he likes me or not. A while ago I told him I liked him and he said he didn't want a GF at the time. I still wanted to be with him, so I managed to become his friend. We used to talk for hours online, go to the movies, and we even hung out at my house alone one time. I don't understand, what happened? Things have changed so much over the past few months. I used to think he liked me more than a friend (he was the one who showed interest in me before I even knew him). Nowadays he seems upset when he sees me. No so much annoyance, but almost sadness. I don't know, maybe I'm overanalyzing things (I do that quite often when I'm crazy about someone) but I'm positive that things have changed drastically. Now when I ask him to do things he either doesn't get back to me, or has to work. It hurts really bad because I like him so much, and I thought he liked me too. How can you just stop liking someone? I still catch him looking at me sometimes, but it's so different now. I'd appreciate any advice ya'll could give. Thanks so much!!!

maybe ther's another girl (or guy) that he like and your not holding his attention long enough for him to be like "well I rather be with her cause she's better" or anything. maybe this person is so much better than you that he is not even consisdering your feelings. you could try to change yourself a little aver time don't make it so drastic that he see's what's goin' on

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Toady I had my first kiss with my boyfriend. I guess I kinda wanted to do it but I wasn't 100% comfortable. I thought it would be really great but now I think that it was totally horrible. And to make it worse my friend got online afterwards and told his I liked it...ew. What should I do, I dont want to break up with him...maybe i do...oh i dont know! Help!

if he's your boyfriend and you really like him than just don't kiss like that. love s6tinks deal with it

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I have a problem, I put posters all over my walls, I act depressive & miserable, just because thats how I am, and I write poetry & i do things I want to do, and I wear black nail polish and tons of bracelets, But I dont have much money to buy the clothing, and everyone thinks Im weird becasue I act what they say I am *goth* but I dont really dress like one, I try to explain that I dont have alot of money right now and Im not poor, but my mom doesnt like paying for me, because I liek to get these clothes that are exspensive at hot topic. . I like the music too. . I dont know why I just do, so I decided that maybe My heart is telling me I should be. . Gothic. I wouldnt mind being gothic either, but is it the right path for me? I dont care much whne people make fun of me, I just ignore it, like they are invisiable, its like I enter my own world and I am just staring at things, I dont see outside of my head and someone said i looked like I was possed by the devil! I like love satan! I cant help it, it is just my beliefs Im not trying to fit in, im not trying to be cool its just how I freaking feel! I like to wear dark make- up and black is like my fave color, I try to mix my clothes ot make i look funky, untill I get some money to buy more clothing. . I just got a bass/guitar too . . I am also ina school with tons of ghetto people, they always make fun of me and make me go through a life of torture, I only have acouple friends there, and thne I have 3 others outside of school who live where I used to live, I have 7 friends in school, 10 friends total, but 2 out of 10 are guys and the rets are girls, and htey guys r kidna my firned but not really like they act like my firned but they barely talk to me, well one of them makes me laugh all the time and talks to me. . Well
All I wanna know is, am I following the right path? LyA, Bye!

Signed, Confused.

Me too i want to be punk but hot topic is too expensive so strech your money like me. buy 15$ or less black zipper pant's from old navy. get 10$ shirts from the gap and department stores. lastly you can get accesoryies from spencers. you can get sneakers from hot topic and easy pickins'.

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I AM CURRENTLY DATING A GUY THAT IS IN LUV WITH ME. I DONT KNOW IF I LUV HIM, I FEEL WEIRD AROUND HIM. IN A GOOD WAY. ITS LIKE NUTHING ELSE MATTERS. HE SAYS HE LUVS ME MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY... AM I IN LUV??

You might be, but that's a question you have to answer yourself.

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what do you do when u fall for you best friend? i know it sounds like the CLASSIC relationship question.. but i really dont know what to do! i have been best friends with this guy for 3 months.. that mite not sound like a long time... but we have grown really close in that time! i like him as more than a friend now and when he starts to talk about who i like... i dont know what to say! he says im shy.. and well i agree.. lol cause im not the foward type to just come out and tell someone that i like them... i dont want to ruin our friend ship by telling him how i feel, but what if he likes me 2 and he wants me to make the first move?? please someone help me..

My best friend Dapney is always hanging out with this boy named Courtney (he's in the 7th grade) she acts like she's not with him.I know she is ,so I kind of know how you feel.No one makes fun of the thought that they might go toghether so why should people at your school think that.Trust me I'm not the only person who thought of that.
First you need to decide if your really like this guy as a friend and a more than friends.If you really like him as friend like a shoulder to lean on and as someone who'd reject you in a nice way.If he's a good friend than you shouldn't jeprodize that friendship unless you know that you can deal with not being his friend or girlfriend.Now the move that I tell everygirl is to ask a friend of you and him to say:do you want a girlfriend cause kendra [she] said that if you don't she doesn't want to be a royal pain in the ass!!!

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ewwww.......I am constantly spitting out green mucus in a styrofoam cup as we speak...any thing that will get rid of it? Help! its so gross...

DRINK THE JUICE FROM LEMONS.

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I HAVE A RABBIT BUT I HATE RABBITS. I LOVE DOGS, THOUGH. MY GRANDMA (WHOM I LIVE WITH) SAID I COULD HAVE A DOG IF I TOOK CARE OF A RABBIT FIRST. I DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT BUT I KNOW I HAVE TO. WHAT DO I DO? I DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT BUT I REALLY WANT A DOG.

why are you asking me such a stupid question? we have little girls who might be pregnant and you want to know if you should take care of a rabbit!!!let me tell you what you should do. you should go get a life. when you do you can talk to me.

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What does everyone here do to become a better writer? I want to be a writer when I grow up and I want to know if there are any writing excercises to become a better one. I know reading helps...but I'm just always in a writers block because all my writing is the same and it gets frustrating.
Know any way to improve my writing?
Anything...even if you think it sounds stupid.
Thanks! :)

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does anyone have any good advice on how to have the perfect hairdo or style so u can make boys heads turn when u walk by?

If you want hairstyles go to a bookstore and get the perfect boo. also go to www.whatsherface.com to get it .you'll have to look around.

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i really like a boy but i not sure how he feels about me . how can i find out????

Last week a new boy came to my school and he's really cute. I don't really like 'cause I don't know him but, my friend Danielle is tryin' to get with him.During gym we told this boy to ask 'the new boy'if he has a girl and does he want one 'cause she doesn't want to be a royal pain in the ass if he doesn't.He ended up saying to her face that he has to get to know her first.Get it?

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whats an orgie?

An orgy is like a party that lots of people go to to have sex with each other.they could play games like 'naked twister'. You don't just have sex with whoever you came with you have sex with whoever.And they wonder why AIDS is spreading so fast (every 14 seconds).

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Okay, I have a boyfriend who goes to my church (on wednesday nights) but i never see him because he never goes anymore and he doesn't go to my school. i want to dump him because i have this other boyfriend who i want to dump because he never sees me or calls me and i don't have his number and he doesn't go to my school. Okay, I want to dump both of them because I like this other boy who DOES go to my school and i know he likes me. If i ask him out though then ill have 3 boyfriends. i consider myself as if i don't have a boyfriend but i know i have to and soon will have 3. What to do?

Go with the boy at your school.It'll be easier and i'm sure it won't last long.

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I like this boy. I used to think he liked me because he gave me his phone number 2 years ago. I would call him every other weekend. Then I quit calling because his mom acted like she was getting mad. I haven't called him since September 2002. I like him now(2004) but I am positive that hwe doesn't like me. If I ask him out I'll be making a fool of myself. If I don't I'll end up telling my so called best friend and she'll tell everyone.What do i do? If you answer this question tell me in my inbox. my id is colgirl57.

Don't tell your 'best friend'. Just tell a boy to tell him in the boy's locker room that you like him.My friend Danielle did that today and he said he has to get to know her before they get toghether.It's better than nothing!!!

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All my best friend talks about is her computer! Me & my other friends will talk about what we did over the weekend, and "Ellie" will just talk about gigabites, megabites, and that sort of stuff. We don't understand that sorta stuff at all! How can we get her to talk about normal people stuff, like guys, parties, or even her pets?!

Just ignore her and than she'll come around.

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