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me and my boyfriend fool around and stuff and he has given me oral and we've done pretty much everything except intercourse. but the other day he was fingering me and was like "vag is really gross" like he didn't say mine he was just saying in general...this just makes me wonder if he's mature enough because i mean, what kind of girl likes to hear that after being fingered? girls, am i the only one who would get a little offended or turned off? what do you guys thinkk (link)
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I think its a wonderful thing personally, also depends if she keeps it clean down there, if its not its nasty if its clean is awesome!
yummy!
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Why is obama considered a socialist by the majority of people? I'm not trying to down him, I'm just asking because I'm trying to understand politics better, without forming a biased opinions. I don't wanna hear "he's not a socialist"... I just wanna hear why people may believe he is one. If that makes sense. i wanna understand socialism better... and his supposed connection to it.
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I seriously love the people that say your racist for being against Obama and his ideology.
your a fool to use that.
Obviously its not just Obama, these socialized plans been in place for a very long time, just its is now coming through not slowly, but quickly, Hidden Bills being sighed left and right while the media tells you what they want you to hear. you see, you go against there plan and they snuff you out. Fox news is an example
They are going to pass the health care system no matter what people say, and they will.
They are going to sigh our country's sovereignty
whether we the people like it or not
government own the papers, they own the banks, they own the news NBC, ABC, CNN and others
Government control is there plan, World Government is there goal.
Its not hard to see these things, unless of course you don't want to, or.. perhaps minimum knowledge
Point is: it doesn't matter if your democratic or Republican, it whats going on in the government
plz see this. plz
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Hi there,
Lately it seems that we are getting a series of abuse reports filed over your less than serious answers.
Example:
"I suggest 4 bowls of ky jelly
also wash your hands before placing them inside of yourself.
Safe is Rule #1
just like the rating ima get very soon :P"
... Yes, I know you are kidding. No, this isn't the right site for that.
When you try, you give very good advice and so I thought I would write this in an attempt to save you from being banned from the site, rather than, well, banning you from the site. ;-)
So, should I just delete your column or is there hope for the serious side of you to shine?
Please let me know,
DN. (link)
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Love me? :P
Show a advicenators heart on
its just some people i cannot take seriously
and some I do, realistic people and non
i suppose im non?
No worries to your rules though, i don't post much
did you laugh at all? or was it a stern face?
well nonetheless you got the power mr or mis.
bye DN
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So I'm still a virgin and it's kind of a big deal.
So, out of curiosity I was wondering when did you lose your virginity (what age you were) and how did it happen?
Give details please, not on the actual sex but on how it happened. For example, don't just say 'with my first boyfriend' or 'at a house party', say exactly how it happened.
And if you're still a virgin, would you please say so too and say your age and how you feel about losing your virginity? For example, do you think you're ready to? Do you want to? Why do you want to or why do you want to wait? Do you feel pressured?
Thanks, x (link)
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I was tricked into it by candy and words
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Okay so I never really care about guys. i get with a few here & ther ebut that was it. never really like the whole relationship thing.
then i met this kid, jim. we started talking, and i really started to like him for some reason.. anyway. we went out, and he ended up cheating on me with his ex, but he said that he needed to get with her one more time to realize he was completely over her.
so i said we can still talk but we're not going out. so we kept talking. about a month later, he admitted to having sex with her but he didnt expect it to happen it just did. again i said whatever, its not like we are together.
we are still talking, but everyone is telling me that i can do so much better and that i shouldnt be with him, hes an asshole and all this stuff. i just dont know, i really like this kid. & I know my friends dont want to see me get hurt. but i wanna keep talking to him.
i dont know if i should keep talking to him, or listen to my friends. I just dont wanna regret anything in the long run.
sorry its long, i just dont know who else to ask adivce lol.
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First off, im confused, your not in a relationship but he cheated on you? how does that work?
does this mean you went out for one date then bam he had sex with his ex for some lame reason?
Well, if he can have sex with different women for any reason and you don't mind, your not in a relationship and you don't care much about him in terms of feelings
your just friends
then be friends
not much I can say if you don't mind being "cheated" on in a "Relationship"
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i won the election for president of 2010 for my uni.i really want to make this work and become a president that people will really like. i dont wnat anyone who voted for me to regret voting for me.
what i want to ask is..well does anyone have any ideas for social events that people will go to.i mean if your a student at uni what type of social events would you wnat to go to keeping in mind that theres a budget. i mean what types of things can i do to improve my university so that its less stressful and a better place where people socialise and have fun...
i want to organise a prom/ball
and we already have pubcrawls
what other ideas are there lol i wnat to start from now about thinking of ideas to improve uni.im taking this position very seriously
thanks in advance (link)
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I believe in a dream, a dream were all people come united to obey the government, I believe that with that comes great responsibility That will be overlooked, I believe Government Should control health Care so we can wait longer, I believe no rights is all right my desire is your desire, I dream of waiting in massive lines to buy toilet paper at stores, i want to be Not free, YES we FUCKING can. AMEICAN AT ITS FINEST!
Copyright - CummunistLarty
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Ok so I'm 19 years old. I never really acted my age since when I was little i failed 2 grades but even like that i was always "childish". I don't look my age either. Most people think im only 16 and freak out when i say I'm 19. Mys sister is 14 and shes my best friend. we do mostly everything together. Shes gonna have her "quinceanera" which is when a girl turns 15 party. So she has her "court of honor" with all her friends. I never met X before but i did hear about him. And my sister said he liked me because he would see me when i would pick her up from school. there has only been two practices and he has went to both. the first time i saw him i thought he was around 17. but hes 15. We started talking during the practice. He got the dance really fast so had to dace with most of the girls so they would understand it too. he said a little comment about dancing with me. (one girl wasn't there so i had to fill her place. I'm not in it) But i told him that i wasn't in it. Some how he ended up dancing with me and i was like. Why are you with me you should be with another girl. and he was like oh yeah. he asked me why i wasn't in it and i told him because i didn't want to and of my age. he said he thought i was 16. and i said nope I'm 19. Last practice was Sunday again he was flirting with me i try to stay away from him. but some how i always end up near him. We started talking about his cousins 15. and end up being really far away from the rest of the group. One girl saw us talking and said that we looked cute. i told her well I'm 19 and hes 15. and she laughed and said that she wouldn't tell. and he put his had around me and say thank you. When i drove everyone home i told them that they had to be quite cause i wasn't used to driving in car with a lot of people and who ever was the quietest got to ride shotgun well everyone was laughing because he was the quietest. he ended up being the last one to drop off. UGH! i kinda secretly am starting to like him more than what i think I'm aloud to. I don't think its right. Not about sex. because thats not even in my mind. I have always wanted to wait till I'm married. So what should I do should i follow along or just try and stay away from him? (link)
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Hey it sounds cute, um as long as you don't take advantage of him, as in the common woman beats a man ( manbeaters ) with mental powers and controlling skills I think you two are do for something freaky and special.
but remember hes so young and dumb, emotions that you desire might not exist in his mind yet or ever
but hey, power to ya, think of it as your early stages to cougarism (women cougar) look it up on google.
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is the world really supposed to end in 2012?
like I keep hearing all these stories about it.
and it's starting to freak me out!
I see ads about it EVERYWHERE..
and I hear atleast one person talking about it everyday.
does anyone really know when the world is going to end? or is it just a bunch of crap?
it's just really starting to scare me.
I don't wanna know when i'm going to die.
and for it to be this soon freaks me out because i'm still really young i haven't done alot in life yet. and if scientists know so much about it isn't there things they can do to prevent it?
please someone helppp!
:(
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Silly girl, your scared that you'll die in 2012 when just tomorrow you might get nailed by a car or choke on some coffe beans.
Once you see many people vanish and the world forces marks in which you can't buy or sell without, I would be very scared
btw watch out for buses there sneaky chap'os
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Well I asked you a question before about doing something special for my boyfriend...and I especially wanted you to answer this question that I posted earlier. I'm not looking forward to the sugar coated advice I know a lot of other advicenators will give me so I'm counting on you lol. Well here it goes...
I'm 16/f and I need some sex advice. My boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other (sort of) last month and I want to do it again BUT the right way this time. You see when we tried to have sex before, it didn't go in all the way. It kind of hurt but for the most part it was an uncomfortable feeling. Probably because I'm not used to a penis being in there I assume. My question is how can I make it more comfortable for us next time and more enjoyable? I want to make this time good and something to remember. (link)
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Morning!
Okay, Seriously do I know you? I got the same thing exact problem.
Okay well, I found that she hurt more when I didn't go down on her ( you know kissing and licking that spot ) and do you get into it to quickly? I mean is it kiss, kiss into sex? I haven't tested but next time we do the nasty I am gonna kiss first, then give her oral for 25 mins straight lol then very slowly slip in
anyways I am debating to even have sex at the moment, seems to complicate things.
All i can say for you is
Do not be nervous
Be on a bed, not in a car.
Make sure your all alone
Make sure its 'wet'
Hurts to much? try and be on top and control the situation.
warn him when jabbing becomes to rough on flower
etc
Make sure, your not rushed
rushing it won't take away nervousness or pain
so remember, slowly
and remember, if im wrong, well I haven't done it correctly either so im in his situation trying to figure out how to please my girlfriend in a gentle way
lastly, sex is important but not all about it, I am a clingy guy heart filled to a relationship that last a long time.
I know this is more then you want, but i just woke up, and when i just wake up im more emotional for some reason hah!
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18/f
Long story short, I am insecure, and I have dated my bf for about 2 years now. We even live together due to certain complications lol. But, I hate when I start a debate and end up finding out obvious things like the fact that he looks at other girls, especially areas quite uncomfortable. And all he says is "I try to look away, and distract myself, which I do, by finding some other guy who looks stupid staring at the girl". It really gets me jealous... I wish I weren't insecure and jealous, and I cant help it, can anyone try and help mee?
sincerely,
insecurely jealous. (link)
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I dunno about you, But I would feel sad if my female partner was checkin out other men, thats a respect breaker, i don't see the difference with yours, he gains nothing from you other then that you get jealous, so he probably likes it.
I would suggest telling him about it, and if he shrugs it off then gee, i suppose he just doesn't care very much about you hmm?
its okay to look at another woman in a non sexual way, its when you romanticizes it or say that mm i'd like to tap that
if he does it all the time esp infront of you then he has no respect for you
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What should I do if, the guy that I like hates me.
Although I think he likes me but he's too afraid to admit it. He hates me because he thinks I did some mean things toward his family and sister, eventhough I didn't. And I think he likes me because when we were alone he'd be all nice but with other people around he was mean. we argued often as well...hmmm. He recently started hating me out of the blue. What should I do? (link)
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Buy him blow up doll and tell him all is forgiven
say to him, " Look, These rumors are lies, I never did anything to harm you or your family in any way, because truthfully... I like you a lot, and i want to know you better "
or something in the manner, *include the blow up doll* for extra points
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im 16/ m
since the last few months i noticed that whenever i stroke my hands through my hair really fast, hair comes out. Its not like really thick hunks of hair though. Theyre like about 2 inches and theyre reallly reallly thin..... like reallly thin.
but am i losing my hair?
i dont think it could be genetics because my dad and mom dont have balness or hair fall. my dads 48 and he still hasnt gone bald.
but teh weird thing is... my hair looks totally normal!!!! I still spike it everyday before school and shampoo and shower/ whatever. Its still looks normal......its just whenever i fluff my hair, little thin hairs fall out.
whats wrong with me?????? (link)
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hes not mother*@&!in trippin 'california26'
nothing is wrong with you
its normal, think of yourself like a cat, your shedding the old shit
if you notice lots and lots of long hairs falling though, i suggest you go to the doc's
or better yet bud, just get it all cut, no worries no woman.. bobmarly
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I am in year 8 and i really like this guy. My friends always match me up with him. He never talks to me and he always hungs around with the popular girls. The thing is i don't need a boyfriend but what if he is asken out and i can't do anything about it?? (link)
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Well female girl, you already know the answer... ask him out now, because if you don't someone else will, 100% and very soon!
now go slap some ass.
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I just want to know can a virgin masterbate? If so what are some ways? Also if fingering is a way, does it hurt the first time or at all? and is it okay to use like ky lubricant to do this? thanx! (link)
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I suggest 4 bowls of ky jelly
also wash your hands before placing them inside of yourself.
Safe is Rule #1
just like the rating ima get very soon :P
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So I have known this boy for 2 years and ever since the moment I met him there has been a connection with him. We flirt literally every time we are together even if one of us is currently seeing someone else. We have so many things and common and always manage to have a good time. We never dated before but we have both talked about how we have always liked each other it has just never worked out. Also he is a huge flirt and goes out with a lot of girls but somehow I feel its different with me because he always seems generally concerned with how I am and never wants to push me to do anything I don't want but I don't know if I really am different or just another girl. I have recently started college and I know I'm young and I'm still going to meet so many people and I have met/am meeting so many new people but I still think about him all the time. I can really see myself being with him possibly forever but have no way of knowing. I don't feel this strongly about any of the other boys I have dated and I am really scared that we will never end up together. The only problem with me realizing all of this now is that he is at school in South Carolina while I am in Boston so it is very inconvenient and I don't know what to do. (link)
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Don't marry a man in your mind if you have such high confused doubts about him
Don't bow, you mind as well get it over with and ask him out huh?
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There is this girl, Sally, who is really sarcastic. She hangs out with me and my other two friends. Super annoying, but... I deal with her.
There is a foreign girl (Kelly) that goes to our school that Sally has been translating for. Kelly doesn't speak English really well but she seems very sweet so whenever I see her in the halls I try to be friendly with her and say "hello." She sat with us once or twice at lunch. Otherwise I don't talk to her at all. Of course, because she doesn't speak English.
Kelly added me on Facebook, and, trying to be nice, I wrote on her wall and said, "Hi! :-)" She posted back on my wall and said hello as well. Was I weird doing this? I was just trying to be nice, because she added me. Of course Sally had to make a sarcastic comment on what I said to Kelly and say "FUCK OFF KELLY LOL." (link)
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Saying "Hi" is not weird
but saying something like "Hi ;) can I touch you here and there and whats your #" thats fu*!ing werid now
your not weird, I'd say sally is weird and maybe sally wants your balls...seriously
otherwise, if you like this non-english speaker, try other things, hinting to play tic tac toe, or draw silly things with her. convey her willpower to yours and all is victory my friend.
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Well I've seen some of your advice and I like it. You're pretty straight forward while also kind of silly. Okay now onto my question...
I'm 16/f...
I have a wonderful boyfriend we've been together for about 10 months. BUT I've known him since I was like 4 so we've been friends for the majority of our lives. We already had sex once before. I know we're young-ish I get that. We lost our virginity to each other. I want to do something nice for him. Something to spice up our relationship (it doesn't have to be sexual). We live in a town where the only things for people our age to do is really go to the mall or movies so I DON'T want to do either of those. Something creative/fun/romantic. Please and thank you... (link)
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!!!Caution!!! this is long, at least to my standards
You remind me of my girlfriend and I, shes 17 and Im 18, and guess what, we live in a small town as well, and that the only thing they have here is K-mart and a CVS pharmacy, big time downer I know :(
Im not sure what kinda sports you like, volley ball or Frisbee or w/e but something fun and silly to do that me and my girlfriend did was:
We went out to our local K-mart and bought a bunch of balloons and filled them with water, we got about 3 big full baskets, ( I know it sounds like alot but it goes by fast )
We then called a bunch of friends, bunch as in 3-5
and went to our park and had a water balloon feaskco, me and my girlfriend were teamed up and had lots of fun, though that day i was still recovering from the flu.
nonetheless...
if you just want to do something with him or maybe its to cold where you live, I suggest a simple dinner that you prepared for him, make it special, add candles. or even rely back on the park and eat there with your cooked meal.
another thing is Swimming! nothing like seeing your babe in swimsuit, best stuff ever!
if you want to get sexual, giving head is a very sexy thing including that he can watch...
if your musical like my girlfriend and I, playing together can be very fun and entertaining
other quick Ideas:
beach
Nicklecity
video games
Mountain Walk
Scary Movie (if hes into that)
lastly, Learn to tango, I know it sounds funny an odd but tangoing can be exciting and sexy, throw on a skirt and put some tango music on... etc
Sorry If I didn't help you, Im not one for giving advice, but I certainly want to annoy or help people in any way I Can.
Good luck to you
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im a female and im 15 well i started dating this awesome guy=) and well my friends well some of them are saying i need to dump him he will only break my heart juss bc he hurt another girl last year the whole year but he dumped her bc she cheated on him like 15 times and had sex with like 15 guys while she was dating him!! And she started rumors saying that he did that to her!!! And now he has a horrible repuataion bc of that and my friends r being bitches and making my life hell!! And not only them but megan the girl he dated last year and her best friend samantha both stalk him n like him n they r saying to him that he needs to dump me bc im only using him and im a whore blah blah blah and its driving me crazy!! Bc they tell me that hes bad news n try to get me to dump him!! And megan his x tried to fuck him but he told her to get the fuck away from him and she also is like best friends with his mom so every monday (hes a football player and he isnt on first string so he plays on mondays too) she asks his mom to tk her to the game n after the footballgame n there car she tries to kiss him etc n he hates her but its soooooo crazzy n i dont know wut to do bc sam her bff is saying ily babe to him grrr wut do i do?????? (link)
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you grr and rawr some more...
"bc she cheated on him like 15 times and had sex with like 15 guys while she was dating him!!"
15, now thats a number for remember. I'll tell you something thats based on my opinion. This boy you like sounds to me like a star player and i don't mean that in a good way, as for his horny girlfriend
she sounds like a tough cold bitch. I wouldn't take this boy of yours to seriously, because it seems based off what you said you are going to get dumped once he finds another slutty(er) girl
but im sure it will work out for you, just like in all the cartoons, you'll be princess and he will be prince charmer~
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What are some sexy things to say do your bf? (link)
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well heh, something I always thought was sexy is, if the girl puts on a light colored shirt, eg white with no brawl top and nvm...
anyways
lingerie? cuddle fest? 4some jk!
im a man, or a boy to others, but one thing i love is cuddling... though your man Might want a little somethin more.. so i'd go for the sexy lingerie
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allright, there is this girl at school that i met a couple of days ago, she thinks im mad hot and really likes me, I like her to, but see, the thing is, shes 12 and in 6th grade, im 13 in 8th grade, i dont know what people would say or do if i went out with this girl.
Confused and need help
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Mad hot hmm? wow this generation is going to fall apart sooner then I thought.
yes bud, shes a un developed 12 year old girl.. you stick to the 8th graders and she sticks to the 6th graders, now go pass more notes about.
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