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ok so this movie i saw when i was younger was about this girl who has an alien type parasite in her and she is lookin gfor these things to help heal her and the earth is gone and they are living on some form of space ship. i wish i could explain it more but thats about it. and it is kind of animated the way a video game is. thanks. (link)
Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within


I am a 50+ female and I need ideas on how to respond politely to people who disrespect our President by calling him the N word. I get angrier every time I hear it and one of these days I'm going to blow like dynomite. (link)
Advise them that your country released itself from the shackles of socially acceptable racism 40 years ago and that, if they hadn't noticed, that man is possibly the most powerful man on the planet. I might also like to say kudos for him and your country for electing him and proving to the world you are able to forget your past and elect someone who 50 years ago wouldn't have been able to sit in the front of the bus.

But yes, tell them that America is a country where that word is unacceptable in a derogatory manner.


ok, I was with my much older 2nd cousin last night, he's 30 I'm 16 and I'm in love with him, he feels the same way. Anyway, I gave him a small kiss on the lips right, and before we knew it we were REALLY REALLY close to making out. WHAT DO I DO? (link)
Move to Norfolk


I'm maybe interested of going to that school in london.. but will they accept people from america? well i was born in london, and my parents are afrcan.. and even though i lived about 5 years there in england, that was years ago. i've been living in america since i was six actually. and like is it really expensive to school there? is it a great experience? would they let me in? would it be hard for like vacations to come over to america and back again (if its a boarding school, though my aunt lives in england so maybe i could live with her). some people say im pretty good at singing and drawing pictures so idk maybe i could use that to get in? and do the people get to go to these fancy places... like the Brit Awards (omg is that where that came from?) and get to meet celebs there (i'd die if i ever met arctic monkeys!!!) too? so yeah please answer my Q's

14/f

like apparently they only take people in 10th and 12th grade too right? why is that? and is their education good as well just encase i cant get a job in the "arts" (link)
I don't have any personal experience with the matter, but I imagine that it is very easy to get into The Brit School. Assuming that this is the Performing Arts school, its free (assuming you aren't boarding).

Unfortunately, you won't go to the Brit Awards nor will you meet celebrities because you go to this school. You'll need to do that on your own, and I don't think the Brit awards is open to members of the public. Your best bet is to go on to their website:

http://www.brit.croydon.sch.uk/

and emailing them. See what they say.


Okay so I have a really big butt and like medium size boobs do guys like girls with big butts or do they like the no figure little twigs? 15/f (link)
It really depends on the guy. Some guys like big, some guys don't. I myself am partial to a rounded figure, if you catch my drift. I can't stand stick-figure girls. But that's my opinion. It'd have to depend on the kind of guy you want to go after.


my music player deleted from my computer so i had to redownload it . now i dont have any songs to listen to .


do you know any good songs to download ?
rap , country , rock , hip hop . . . everything really ! (link)
Whatever you do, DON'T DOWNLOAD LIMEWIRE. If you download music illegally and you get caught, you face a jail sentence and an unlimited fine.

Now that that bit is over, back to the music. Are you sure the music was deleted off your PC? Or was it just the music player. Because the music could still be on your PC and you'll just need to add the music to your music players library.


okay, so i am a new member of dafont.com, and does anyone know how you use the website? I like click on the font i want, download it and when i save it and try to open it in Microsoft Word (and i tried Powerpoint) it doesnt work!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!! (link)
You have to go to Control Panel>Fonts>Add New Font

I'm assuming you are on XP with the Classic View on. If you are on XP but you get like 8 or 9 sub-headings rather than about 40 icons, on the left hand side it should say 'switch to classic view'.

Do that, then the rest of my instructions.

Then you should be able to use the fonts :)


Why is it better to drink at the legal age, 18, then any lower age?

And if you're yougner than age 18 and drink, what does it do to your body parts? (link)
I'll answer this in 2 parts:

A) The legal drinking age is 18 because that is the socially accepted age where it is deemed you are responsible enough to be accountable for your own actions. Therefore, certain things are no longer illegal.

B) If you are under 18 and drink, it does to your body parts what it does to someone over 18. There is no discernible difference. You know, unless you are like 5. Then it's probably not a good idea.


ok well i have liked this guy for 2 years and about a month ago his frien told my friend that the guy i like wasnt interested so it was good i got an answer and i figured i would be able to get over him...then school started and it just didnt work...i dont know what to do...i just want him out of my head...and at school i see in his group there are girls and stuff and its like i get jealous...i just want it to stop...i dont get it...please HELP!!!! (link)
Hey.

As optimistic as the person below me is, it will take a fair bit of time. Well, there is no set time limit on how long it'll take. It'll take however long it'll take i'm afraid. It might be a month, or 6 months, or a year. But over time, you will just stop thinking about him. You'll move on from him. Other things will take your mind off of him. Trust me on this one :)

I'm sorry if you wanted a quick fix to this, but there isn't one. Just let things take their course and it'll work out fine :)


hey guys .. this question might sound odd lol but is there any way that you can track old history of instant messages? is that even possible? cause i looked on the actual IM from my friend and if you click AIM+ then click "history" nothing happens. thanks in advance (link)
It should be an option in the settings to save a record of your instant messaging. Have a peek around there. I wouldn't suggest you do it if you are on a shared computer though, especially if you have incriminating conversations :)


how many photos can a 2 gig card hold (link)
600-700 photos or so :)


13/f

i've been having dreams for about the past 4 days about this boy i really have a crush on. and they're all good dreams, like we hug & kiss and that kinda stuff. he's one year older than me, [i'm going into 8th and he's going into 9th] i met him at my summer camp, he works as a teen volunteer but we never talked there. i have his s/n and we talk occasionally, but not much. i have his myspace, but we don't talk at all. what's up with these dreams? why am i having them? does this mean somethings gonna happen between us? thanks. (link)
If only dreams did fortell the future.

But no, its not that.

It is just your mind processing the info that you like him and sort of running through a possible scenario. A favourable one at that, but not in the least bit certain.

So, sorry to burst your bubble, but it is just your mind playing tricks on you.


Does anyone know the name of the song at the end of this episode of Scrubs?

Episode: 21. My Rabbit/My Conventional Wisdom

Link: http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/1/270

Thank you. (link)
It's called 'Alive With the Glory of Love' by Say Anything


Okay have you ever had a friend that's burn...have no legs...or arm or something is wrong w/ them like their not normal.My friend is burn we've been such gud friend for the last 2 years or so.........but it's just that since we started high school she got insecure and like controlling to me....she's getting on my nerves I want to to still be friends but it seems I can't because you know she stuck in a wheel chair she doesn't have feet to walk on and move about like other people...I want to end it but not sure if i should what to do????????????? (link)
If I had to take a guess here, i'd say that your friend has become more controlling because she doesn't know anyone else in your new school, and her disability puts her at an obvious disadvantage with everyone else. She is probably quite scared to make new friends because she fears their rejection and subsequent ridicule because of her condition.

Just go with her and make new friends. But don't give up on her. That would be the worst thing you could do. It's at this time she needs you most.

Take a chance on her, and maybe you'll be friends for many more years to come :)


what does the crimean war have to do with queen victoria and her reign? i know england was involved, but i guess im asking what her role was. cuz its not making sense to me (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War

just read that.



What are some quotes like.. "if you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen." I'll take any similar to that.. (link)
dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk


I have a mac laptop...ibook or whatever lol...and my kitten laid down on it...and pressed something. and now this stupid speech recognition option is on...and it repeats all the letters I type ...and whenever I visit a webpage, it says all the information about it. It's a male voice. how do I get rid of it?! ;_; help, pleaseee. (link)
You press Option Key and F5 together

The option key is the weird one next to the space bar :)


I really like this guy in my school and I told my BFF and she promised to keep its secret but the next day she told another girl and now to make it worse that girl went up to this certain boy and told him that I like him, and before I could hang out with him and be fine but now I get really embaresed my friends keep telling me to ask him out but I know he wouldnt go out with me because I'm not very pretty:(, and I am kinda shy but I am still madly in love with him and I havent even seen him since May 26, what should I do! (link)
So he knows you like him?

What have you got to lose by telling him yourself. Ask him out. Maybe you'll be surprised :)

If he is a decent guy, and you really dont think you look that pretty, then maybe he won't care. If he knows you, then he will go on that rather than appearence. Thats what it boils down to in the end.

Decent guys can't stay with girls whose personalities they don't like.

So take the shot :) Ask him out. If he doesn't return the feelings, then you haven't lost anything.

Good luck with whatever you choose to do :)


my boyfriend is a total jerk. he dosnt say hi to me anymore. he hangs up on me swears at me is violent to me says he dosnt care about me nemore as much as he did says he hates seen me gets ppl to tel me hes not were he is so i dont come see him. says he hates seen me and that he dreads it says that im on the bottum of his list of prioirtys. he dumped me and said he was treating me bad so i wud break it of with him but then he wanted me back. hes grabbed my throat and said hel hit me. he tells people he dosnt want to be with me and im annoying and wishes i would dissapear. altho we hav a serious relashionshop and hav dated for about a year hes gettin himself into serious trouble and been arrested and charged and drinking every night. i love him so much and my biggest fear is that he wil cheat on me. i dont think he loves me neither do any of my friends. i just have alot of fun with him on weekends even tho he ignored me and yells at me for anything and everything i dont have the power to break it off PLEASE HELP ME IM DESPEREATE iv talked to him about it so many times and he gets mad and tells me to fuck off! (link)
This is going to seem like a really silly thing to say, but...

You NEED to break this off, right now. This kind of relationship is soul destroying and will end up scarring you for the rest of your life. Maybe not physically, although by all accounts I wouldn't doubt it, but certainly emotionally.

Nothing could be worse than having this jerk ruin the rest of your life.

So do what needs to be done - break it off. Tell a parent or guardian or trusted elder. They can help, believe me they can.

Nothing is worse when someone hurts someone else under the pretense of 'love'. He doesn't deserve your love or even your consideration. He, to me anyway, is one of the worst people in the world - he manipulates people.

And I tell you know, it will hurt when you break up with him. Hurt like crazy. But that's when you need to rely on your friends for support. I'm sure they will be more than willing to help. Call one of the various support lines that there are.

You seem like a lovely person, and this guy really isn't worth you.

Break it off. Thats all I have to say.


I am so bad in coming up with somethiong to write in a birthday card. I want to write something cute for my boyfriend. Any ideas? Any sites? (link)
What about writing 'I tried to think of something cute and witty to say in this card...' on the front and then on the inside writing '...but instead I thought i'd tell you that I love you'

???




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