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Okay, so my WHOLE life I thought you just stuck up your middle finger like this- http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/157678/2/istockphoto_157678_middle_finger.jpg

But people at my school are doing this-
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430062/2/istockphoto_430062_middle_finger.jpg

What's the difference? It seems like the gothic/emo/punk people do it the 2nd way.. but I donno.. (link)
The first way is the correct way and here's why: it's right out there in your face. It says "I'm pissed enough at you to openly express my rage with a fully exteneded finger!" The second one however, is the sissified version. The middle finger doesn't quite want to rise above the others and looks pathetic. If you get the second one, reply with a double dose of the first one and laugh in that bitchy little emo kids face. Happy flipping!


Does anyone know of any Halloween themed shooters, cocktails, punches, etc.? Thanks! (link)
Get some 7 up or sprite and dump orange sherbet into it. It rocks.


okay, this is really creeping me out now. My dad measured my height and he noticed that my right foot is bigger than my left foot. I've played soccer for 6 years and i'm a righty... is it because of this? heres a picture
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7691/myfeetzr6.jpg

Please help! how do i get my feet the exact size?? thanx (link)
Nah, somepeople just have different sized feet. My right foot is almost half a size bigger than my left.


is there a way to plump lips at all besides buying those expensive lipsticks and glosses..any home remedies? (link)
There were a group of transexuals on CSI who did it by injecting motor oil into their lips. That seems a bit drastic though.


i dont find black girls attractive, does that mean i'm a racist? is it juss subconscious racism? (link)
Wow, congrats on asking an awesome question. No you're not rascist, black girls just aren't your cup of tea.


Is there anyway to get my hair thicker? I'll rate 5's for anything (link)
Bear grease seemed to work wonders. It's also great for split ends.


I was looking for a good game that are like MMORPGs out there with magic,melee,archery,quests,item collecting, stuff like that for the PS2. I also don't want it to be online and I can play with a friend (But I don't want the game to be so hard you have to team up with a friend in order to survive) (link)
dot hack


Hey I have the JBL On State speakers for the iPod. It hooks up with...I think an 18V adapter, plugged into the wall. My question is...I know there are ways to take the car charger adapter [the one that goes into the cigarette lighter] and plug that into something so you can then take that and plug it into a wall and have it work. Is there one like that that goes the opposite way, like you would be able to plug it into a car? Or is there any kind of portable battery source which you could carry around to plug in the 18V adapter into and have it work for a few hours. Thanks in advance, will rate. (link)
Best buy had a converter thing.


i go to a tanning salon before dances, and i've been going every other day for about 3 weeks. i've been using the same lotion for about 3 weeks also. i went tanning yesterday, and today i woke up with these little bumps all over my thighs and stomach. they aren't red, but they are itchy and you can feel them if you run your hand over my skin. i'm not sure what they are - is it sunpoisioning from tanning too often? or maybe im allergic to the lotion? but i used it all over my body and there are only bumps on my thighs and stomach. what could this be? (link)
Could be herpes. I heard you can catch it from sharing tanning beds.


hey
I was wondering, how come everyone all of a sudden hates preps?
Like my friends and I were at the movies tonight. And i hate labeling myself but im deffinetely in the prep catogory. And all these punk emo girls were mocking us and and following us saying " like omg im like such a prep like omg" And all this other stuff. MY friends thought they were jelous but i dont know. Does anyone know why everyone doesnt like preps? Like on myspace people are posting bulletins saying " Wow i hate preps" and all this other stuff. Im just being myself,and who i am.
Does anyone know? thanks (link)
I've always disliked preppy people simply because they have a tendency to act superior to everyone. They are generally uncaring and materialistic. They also tend to be less fun than other people because they have to keep up their preppy appearances and not do things that might make people think they're weird. Find me a prep who would go urban exploring and I might change my opinion. Hope this helps.


how long does resident evil 4 take to beat? (link)
It took me a couple of days off and on.


Im in 11th grade, and I have to do a project on "The Odyssey" it can be anything i want. Any suggestions? I want it to be really creative and original. (link)
Make a flash animation. Or you could write an epic poem from the point of view of one of odyseus' shipmates.


how would you define cheating??

kissing, sex, multiple relationships, etc etc??

i was juss curious.

thanks!! (link)
Well, it's not really what you consider cheating, it's what your partner thinks. If he/she thinks that you having lunch with a friend is cheating, then in their mind it's cheating. I would define cheating as any romantice action outside said person and mine's relationship.


HEy yall in a few days im getin a ipod nano and i have some question

DO you think its worth the money??
Ill rate high (link)
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Spend the extra 50-70 bucks to get 15 times the storage and video playback. Plus the regular one is harder to leave in your pocket for the washing maching to ruin.


i know this is weird but why are some mean people popular, why would you wanna be friends with a mean person

just wondering? (link)
People are attracted to the self confidence they have, which they only have because they make everyone else feel bad. People generally try to hang out with popular people because it increases their own status slightly.


what does the phrase "you can't draw blood from a stone" mean?
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um, you're trying to get something from something that it doesn't have. stones don't have blood, so you can't get blood from a stone.


ok i have pretty big feet;
they are not out of the ordinary but they are kinda big.
size 11 in womens.
i am 13 years old. and in 8th grade.
everyone and i mean everyone
makes fun of my feet;
i also have bunions;
and everyone makes fun.
even people that are not even in my friendship 'circle' is like wtf?!?!
i always wear UGGS to hide them and stuff
what should i do
i mean the joking is ok, too my face.
but ppl are doing behind my back
and it hurts.
help.
:( (link)
Well, that is a little large for eighth grade, and there is not a whole lot you can do about it. This sounds really bad but you just need to ignore those people and not let their idiotic remarks bother you.


Does the phrase "You dont phase me" mean you dont bother me? (link)
Yes. That's exactly what it means.


ok this is really random..but im so sick of all the same websites i go to all the time! anyone know anything new or that they like that i can check out? (dont tell me anything like bored.com, thats so stupid.) the things im already doing are like myspace, tagged, seventeen, emode, and this site. thats all i can think of really. so anyone know anything i would like? (im into fashion, music, clothes, celebs, meeting new people, anything!) (link)
somethingawful.com
fark.com
theonion.com
weebls-stuff.com
newgrounds.com
deviantart.com
clockcrew.net
googlefight.com
googlism.con


You know when people write PS: on messages or notes? Well what does PS stand for and what's it for? Thank you. (link)
Post Script, it's an addition to a letter that has already been signed.




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