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I love giving advice, I don't give that 2 cents crap "talk to him,you'll feel better". I know better than that, and if that's all I can say in that situation, I keep my mouth shut, cuz i'd rather not answer than give them some crapy advice they'd never use. Im not gonna sugarcoat anything, if the answers harsh then thats whatyou're going to get. If you want to you can IM me, it's down there somewhere!

I have a passion for music, I've been playing Guitar for 4 years, and I'm never going to stop, I know that i'm not going to make it big, but I know I'm going to always have the skill, I love listening to music, my current favorite is Fall out boys new CD, i've listened to them before they became big, and I know all their songs by heart.
Right now, I'm just babysitting because I dont have my working lisence yet, but I'm getting it soon (I hope!) I'm going to Take and Internship with WaMu, and I'm hoping that will be a life time job, so I'll be set for life. I met the love of my life, soon to be 4 years ago, we met online, and I love him with all my heart, atm i'm 15, and hes 20, but i'm 16 soon, and hes already has his bday so yeah ^^. unfotunatly my parents dont know and wont know until.. *Coughs* after the 3rd kid..but yeah, we've been through everything, and I think we have what it takes to make it in this world, hes cheated on me before, had sex with another girl, but I knew they were together, so again, I guess I cant complain to loudly, I told him that he could have a gf if he thought I wasnt enough for him and I guess he took the offer! but I know that if we've made it this far, we have what it takes. Like they say, If you want to know hes rightfully yours, let him go, if he comes back then hes yours forever, and he came back, so i know it'll work.
so yeah, I give advice to kids at school about love life, and I'm mormon, not supposed to be dating until i'm 16, so they think i dont know anything, but if you guys have any questions, again, feel free to just drop me a question or IM me (AIM: AllyBBear MSN: Patronsaintofsquirrels@hotmail.com)



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what does that phrase mean?

it was used like this ..

i was spitting my g with her for 5 hours and 57 min (hahahah)

please helppp.

I tried Urbandictionary.com
they gave me spitting G, means spitting game
i searched spitting game, they gave me this:

When a person tries to pimp someone of the female persuasion. Many times it involves one male macking many other females.

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do UV rays come through windows?

of course they do! actually once we had a trip to utah (im from california) and i fell asleep, i was in the sun teh whole time, actually got a sunburn.. through the window! outrageous. Anyway, They make Car windows with uv protection, but they tend to be pretty pricey.

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Does anyone know that song its in the movie into the blue as well as in the new jeep commercial, just with the jeep driving around, its a guy singing and it souns like hes saying something like beautiful life

Im not positive which song but I pulled up a site with the sound track for the movie Into the blue, and this is the site with the songs on it
http://www.stlyrics.com/i/intotheblue.htm
Though I suspect you're talking about "wonderful world, beautiful people" by Jimmy cliff (just because of the part you said, I honestly dont know)

Hope I helped.

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whats the difference between a mormom and a christian.

Okay, i AM mormon, so let me set you straight, happykelly is completely wrong. Back 100 years ago when everybody studied polgamy, so did mormons, and it wasnt because guys wanted to be 'pimps' it was because there were women who couldnt support themselves alone and so they're kind've like room mates, they helped eachother out. They stopped that 100 years ago, its against the law, and its against our believes. We dont get "married off" at age 14, we dont do the whole predetermined marriage thing. you choose who you want to be with and we beleive you will be with them forever and ever, if you get married in the temple and sealed and everythig, but thats another story. we dont get raped, though there is a branch off of the mormon church, a few hundretd years ago when Joseph smith died, some of the mormons though tthat it should have been Josephs son to be the next prophet, however its supposed to be determined by revolation through god, and so they branched off and thats what the big news flash thing was, its a reformed chruch. The book of mormon is NOT the mormon bible, its another testiment of jesus christ, like when tehy had the old testiment and tehy got the new testiment, its just another part of it, read it and pray about it. Theres WAY too much to explain, this does a fair enough job of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_jesus_christ_of_latter_day_saints
its obviously a non-bias site, strictly fact, so it wont preach or bash teh mormon religion.

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what happens when you PMS? i know it's something about your period but how do you know when you're PMSing?

pms can be pre- or post- menstral syndrom, meaning either before you get your period, you get head aches, mood swings, cramps, etc etc. even if you arent on your period, and same thing after, being post.
hope I helped

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when i look in the mirror at myself it looks so much different then when i take a picture of myself then look at it. when i take a picture of myself it looks like i have black shadows under my eyes, but when i look in the mirror i can't see it. why is this?

its probably because of the shadow thats cast, your best bet is if you're taking pictures, and your'e inside, turn on all the lights you can get, open up teh windows etc, and turn off the flash. flash is horrible b/c of the shadows.
anyway, hope i helped

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Is it 100% true that your period stops in water? Or is it just a myth? I'm afraid to take any chances... =/

lol, if it were a fact every girl on the faceof the planet would be in the water every day for a week for a month at a time. its not some mirical thing, its just like getting in a pool waters down the blood and u cant really see it, but i would definatly sugguest a tampon. they work wonderfully.

hope i helped.

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http://a96.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_3b76362dca6f9333ebec2db66f88982f.jpg

whats that mean?

I've seen that before, I want to say its for a band or something but I cant recall it exactly.
sorry!!! :(

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is there a way to transfer songs from one person's itunes to another?

No, I've tried this before. the only way you can do it, is if you get onto their Itunes and downloaded it from there, but then you would loose everything you had on there originally. best bet is have your friend send over all the songs you want over the net and put them onto ur itunes then dl your ipod again.
sorry :(
I think it sucks.

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whats the best type of bubble gum that tastes the best with the longest lasting flavor, and blows respectively big bubbles? thanks.. ive tried trident, stride, juicy fruit, bazooka bubble gum.. but idk.

I duno, I do Orbit, the orange stays longer than wanted half the time :P I dunno about bubles. the original Wrigleys works wonderful, lasts forever, good bubbles...
yyeah, hope i helped.

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I need some ideas for a unique, teenage girl's name. It's for a novel I'm writing.

i personally likkkeeee:
jackie
Sasha
Ezri (ez- ree (like tree ^^))
haley
elle

hope i helped!

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So I kind of have a problem with saying the wrong words at the wrong time...like, when something surprising happens to me I usually react by swearing or saying "Jesus Christ!" I know I really shouldn't be swearing OR saying Jesus Christ in vain but I can't help it! Plus, I'd get in trouble if a teacher or whatever heard me swearing. How can I like, stop myself from doing that!? What other words can I say instead? I don't wanna insult people, but it's just my reactions to things. Any suggestions?

I used to have this problem ^^
mkay, I had one of my friends spot me, whenever they hear you curse, have them hit you, snap a rubber band on your wrist, etc.
using other words can also help, esp if you get caught on them, some of them can be cute and you can be known for them.
for example, like the F word, you can say something like- flip, fetch, frickin, stuff like that.i use flippin for everythin. :P
things like 'oh snap' can be cute and addictive.
as for using the lords name in vain, my brother says 'cheeses' lol, but a lot of people don't believe thats what he says so im nto sure how effective that is.

hope i helped, and good luck!

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help i was just laughing really hard and i banged my elbow off the chair and it hurts what should i do?

you just hit your funny bone, go ice it, it'll make it feel better.

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when teenage couples hug (guy/girl)
do the guys arms go around
then shoulders
or the waiste?
and same question 4
the girls? thanx

in general, the guys arms go around teh girls waist and teh girls arms go around the guys neck, unless hes really tall and you're really short..
either way, hope i helped.

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15/f

It's been bothering me a while, I've been trying to figure out how people look different as they age (early teens to late teens). I've been looking at pictures of my friends and family, and they look more mature, but why is this? I heard you lose some of the fat from your cheeks, is this true? And what else?

Thanks, help is appreciated! =)

The only thing that i can think of other than the two people before me, is something I heard once, that the only thing on your body that does not grow is your eyes, which is why baby's eyes usually look abnormally big, so people do grow into their eyes, and they tend to change colors, also people tend to get rings around their eyes.

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okay theres a song when their in the car and its like " dont just hit me when people wanna JUMP JUMP". whats the name and who is it by ? it sounds like the guy who sings that song thats like DANGA! lol

Jump by Simple plan

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For some reason everytime I cry my best guy friend looks like he wants to, but he never does. Why is this? Why can't boys just cry? I've always wondered. Like what will it take to get them to cry? I'm just curious, thanks.

It really depends on the guy. my boyfriend will cry at almost any disney movie (esp bambi, its his fave :P)
it really depends on their reputation, and them wanting to be manly or w/e, it'd hurt their ego if they did in public, so most guys try not to cry in front of nebody, esp their friends, or girls in general

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This is probably a really dumb question, but I've always wondered.....

The body splashes from Bath and Body Works; do you actually spray them on your bare skin? Or on your clothes? All of my friends spray it on their clothes, but I wanted to see if you can also spray them on skin.

I wouldnt reccoment spraying it straight on your skin, because some people are allergic to things in it, which is why most people put it on their clothes, just in case, however if you want to i suppose it would work

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How do u burn a DVD that is right protcected?

You dont.

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"becca puts my panties in a bunch" mean.
well obviously my name is becca but like the rest of it, what does it mean?

lol, it means you made her mad, thats all. people also say "dont get your panties in a bunch" its just a phrase. think about it, what do you feel when you get your panties in a bunch? rofl, wedgie... anyway, yup ^^

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