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HEY THIS IS HAILEY! I AM 13 AND I'M IN THE 8TH GRADE. I'M ALSO ON THE BETA CLUB, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER HAD STRAIGHT A'S; I GUESS THEY JUST LIKED ME. I HAVE 1DOG, 2CATS, AND 1PARAKEET. I LOVE TO GIVE ADVICE BUT IF I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM, OR WHAT U WROTE, THEN U JUST MIGHT HAVE TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE. NOW U KNOW A LITTLE BOUT ME, SO START ASKING AWAY!
~~~~~~~~~HAILEY~~~~~~~~~~

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i want to talk louder..at school im quiet, i feel stupid if i talk loud. but i dont want to be known as "the quiet person". i think i might be shy, but im not really, i think?? i dont know, but i want to know how to talk louder and not feel stupid after for thinkin i said somthing stupid. i dont know..

Reminds me of one of my friends from school. Except her voice is just really soft. Anyways.. If you're school is anything like mine than if you say something stupid they'll just laugh thinking it was a joke. Yea some (correction: a lot) of the people at my school aren't very smart. Just talk a little bit more each day and don't be afraid of sounding stupid. And cracking a few jokes now and then won't hurt either.
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~

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Does anybody know some really good jokes??? Im known for good jokes but I'm all out. I'm talking about the story jokes that are about 30 seconds long. Please tell me your good joke.
Thanks

Go to bored.com
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~

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I want just wondering what everyone notices first in both the opposite and same sex. I want to know what to spend more time on so people will notice me. I don't want to say if I'm male or female because I want to know what both sides think. Thanks.

When I look at a guy the first think I take notice of is his face. First I look at his hair to calculate the last time he washed it. Then the eyebrows, does he shave them (gross)? Are his eyebrows bushy, small, or barely there? Next I look around his eyes and then at them. I look to see if he wears eyeliner (makeup is for girls), then I look at his eyes (are they misterious, sad, mad, or happy?). Finally I look at his chin and cheeks (does he have dimples, does his chin go outward or lie flat?)
I know you didn't ask but the second thing I notice is his smell. Did he use deodorant (hopefully so)? Does he use cologne?
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~

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The question is simple but the answer might be abit more complex! "Is life fair"? And please no answers lile "it's as fair as you make it"!!

I was actually thinking about the same thing earlier today, we all do. And all I can say is this.. a lot of things in life aren't fair, big things AND little things. I know you don't want to hear it but life is as fair as you make it. For everything bad do something good, it doesn't matter if it's for yourself or for someone else. If it's for someone else even just a smile, a nice one not sarcastic or fake, will make their day. And more than likely it'll make yours. Sometimes just knowing that you helped someone is all you need to turn a crappy day into a good one.
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~~~

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hey
theres this calender contest thing they're doing at my orthodontist, where you pick a month out of a hat and you have to make a picture for that month that has to do with the month and braces. well the only reason i'm doing it is because the winners get an ipod, and i really want one lol. i picked january, and i have NO idea what the hell to draw. anybody got a good suggestion?
thanks

Well since January is in the winter it'd be cute if there were two kids, a boy and a girl, building a snowman with braces. There'd be a log cabin in the background, with smoke coming out the chimney, and trees coated with snow. The two kids will be smiling showing off their braces and rosy cheeks. On the bottom it'd say 'Brace Yourself For The Winter'.
Hope I helped, and hope you win!
~~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~~
P.S.
Ipods rock.

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Is there anything that you can eat/drink/do to make your boobs bigger (that won't make you fat because I know gaining weight makes your breats larger)? Also, is there anything you can wear to make your boobs LOOK bigger, bras or certain shirts or layering or any tricks?

The only thing I can thing of, that won't cost a fortune, is padded bras. You can get them practicly anywhere.
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~~~~

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Ok. For around two weeks EVERY night I've been having bad dreams. And it sucks.
It'll either be a new dream, a dream I've had before, or a combination of a couple dreams.
I've had this one for 3 nights in a row, seriously. I walk into a room, and look in this mirror. And there is this half-dead ten-ish year old girl with a bloody KNIFE standing behind me. But when I look behind me she's not there, she's only in the mirror. Then there is this other one where I get put into a coffin and I'm buried alive.

So...
Would there be a reason that this is happening ??
What can I do ? I HATE it....

People have nightmares because something is bothering them, they watch a scary movie before they go to sleep, or they are thinking about something before falling asleep. I'd probably say watch happy movies before going to sleep and don't think of the nightmares.
Hope I helped.
~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~

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Okay this is really embarassing....I went to the movies with my boyfriend last night and we decided to see Nacho Libre...well halfway through the movie I had drank a large soda and I really needed to go ut I didnt want to miss the movie. So then this really funny part happened and I laughed until I peed my pants...I was SO embarrassed and I couldnt get up because I was afraid he would notice to when we went to leave the movie I just rapped my jacket around my waist. On the car ride home he put his hand on my thigh and squeezed...I was so happy! I've never really be touched by a guy (I know I'm a weirdo) and I'm really excited and like a a crazzed fan touched by their hero I'm not sure if I want to wash the pants. I know its gross...but would it be too weird to not wash them and keep them for sentimental value? I wanted to ask my friends but I was WAY to embarrassed to ask people I know. Oh my gosh pleaase help!

If you don't wash them they'll start to smell like something died and then you'll have to throw them out. So wash them, it won't wash out the memory.
~~~~~~~~~~hailey~~~~~~~~~

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