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My dad is a coach for a basketball team. Well my dad and my ex's dad coach together. Well I think he likes me but I dont know. Today at lunch he came up to me and said something and i replied well you don't love me. He then said yes i do thats why i come to basketball practice and the games. Does that mean he likes me or is that just a response? Please help, anything and everything is appreciated!!! (link)
Are you saying your ex's dad likes you? That is gross. Tell your dad and have him jailed.


ok i was going out with a girl for 9 months....then she broke up with me...and i found out she still loves me but she doesnt want 2 but she does and i love her 2 i asked her out but she said no.....and like everyday she loves me a little more...but i want her 2 love me a lot so she will go out with me so ladies if u were the girl here wut would a guy like me have 2 do....buy a flowers and chocolates? write a peom...find a poem ill do anything for her....so wut should i do? (link)
I have no fucking clue what you just said right there. Please learn to type, please learn to talk right, for all of us.

I think I got he jist of what youre trying to say here. To get her to love you, just follow these THREE EASY STEPS on getting girls:

1. Give her cute gifts. Girls like things.
2. Buy her dinner. Remember to eat the food very.. erotically.. If she isn't creeped out by that she may be intrigued. Maybe.
3. Kill something and present it to her as a symbol of your bleeding heart and undying love. Oh yeah. Girls love that.


Well, I'm a 16 year old female and my boyfriend and i have been together for about a year now. We are so much alike and everything has been absolutely perfect. But no, really.
We waited a while (about 9 months) before we lost our virginity to each other.
My parents absoluetly love him and he spends the night all the time.
There is never any awkwardness between us.
When we tell each other that we love each other, there is no doubt in either of our minds that it isn't the truth.
And he proves it through the smallest gestures.
I don't know, it really IS unexplainable.

How do you know if you're truly in love? (link)
If you're in love you just know. In my experiance you don't have to be perfect for eachother or even have a perfect history with eachother to be in love. Maybe it's just my opinion but a love like that can never stay because it will fade as soon as there's a rift in the relationship.


ok well i like my ex-boyfriend again and we flirt everytime we talk but i dont know if he likes me again. ive heard that he likes these 2 other gurls that im friends with. when ever i see him talkin to them i get really jealous and depressed. how can i tell if he likes me again. i really need help. i rate high if its good advice!!!

love,
sad, depressed, and lonely (link)
It's never worth it to waste your energy on people like that. Just accept that there are better guys out there and get over him. I can assure you that you'll be more sad when he's your boyfriend and he flirts with and likes other girls rather than if he were just your ex and he flirts with other girls.


I was talking to the guy i like, and I thought that he liked me, so i started asking him who he liked and i was going to tell him that i liked him if he liked me, but he didnt like me ( i thought he might have been lieing because he thought i didnt like him) so i just made up a person, and said i liked 2 people. He guessed that i liked him but i was like NOOO! cause it would be embarrasing (plus hes my bestfreinds ex). Should i have told him the truth?
(sory this was so confusing) (link)
omfg I tried to read this but it just gave me a headache.

My advice: Learn to speak/type/grammer-ify better


how do you know if a guy has a crush on you? (link)
Well, it's pretty obvious. I mean, how can you not knotice if a guy is holding a can of crush soda on your head?


i am like totally crushing on this friend i have had for a long time but he like already has a girlfriend. sometimes he's like totally into me but sometimes he's more into his girlfriend. i really wanna be with him but i don't know like who he likes more n stuff so help! (link)
So like totally youre like into this like total guy! And like like, totally already has like a girlfriend?! Ohmyfuckinggodliketotally!

Ok first of all, stop tlaking like that. Please? For the sake of the WORLD stop talking like that. It hurts. Everyone. And second of all the fucking guy already has a girlfrind so you probably should learn to back off. I'm willing to alot of nonexistant cash that he is "more into" his girlfriend. He probably doesnt see you more as either a friend, some girl he knows, or a nuisance. I mean, if he was "more into" you, wouldnt he be YOUR boyfriend and not his girlfriend's? Case CLOSED GODDAMIT!


I feel heart broke, and it makes me so sad. I always try to not grow too attached to a guy cus im so young and i just really wanna meet new people and just have fun. WELL theres this guy i met and hes the bomb digitty and i really like him and everyone says he likes me too but he sometimes doesnt pay attention to me, he only does out of school and that really bothers me and i dont know why, i dont want it to. WELL yesterday i was at a party and he was there with his friends, and i was dancing with his friend (my bro calls it humping... haha) And the guy i like just stood there looking at us and i didnt pay any attention.. well after we were done dancing i was looking for him and he had left. He was gonna go to another party tho, but he left pissed off... i LOVE making guys jealous.. well do you think that he does like me? I HOPE SO

PS i rate high (link)
Stop flattering yourself, you didn't make him jealous. You simply disgusted him with your un-coolness. I mean, don't you ever wonder WHY he doesn't want to hang out with you in front of all the kids in school?

And if you are insecure enough to use jealously as a tool for getting guys then you must be killed you stupid whore.


Can a person be sexually attracted to someone, except not emotionally attracted to them? Like, a guy who loves gay porn, except doesn't find males attractive? (link)
Sure, why not. Maybe they are aroused by the idea of sex, but not really the people that are having it. I think alot of people are like this because alot of porn stars are butt ugly. I mean, finding someone who is handsome/gorgeous AND willing to demean themselves is such a pipe dream. Yet so many people are aroused by porno. If you were locked in a room with two fat ugly pimply people fucking, wouldn't you be at least a little bit aroused? I KNOW I WOULD BE! Well, underneath all the disgust.

But if someone ONLY likes gay porno, but isn't attracted to men at all, maybe they have some gayman fetish or is just in denial.

And now I think I should really answer the original question. Yes, you can be sexually attracted but not emotionally. It is called lust.


i was dating this guy for about 3 months and things got pretty serious. we spent every day together and he would stay and my house and vice versa. his ex girlfriend called one night and he broke up with me to see if things would work with her and they didnt. he called about a month after we broke up and said that he made a huge mistake for breaking up with me cause i was the best thing that had ever happened to him. we got back together and things were great, actually better than ever or so i thought. one day when she called again he started getting weird again and told me that he once again needed time. i took all of my stuff from his house and said that i wasnt playing second best anymore. i gave him all i had and thought that this was it. that he was the one. and unfortunately im a mess over him. i know he treats me horrible in this situation but ive never been so inlove with someone before. and i dont know what to do. someone just help. please. (link)
Holy fucking crap if that happened to me I would casterate him, de-ovary-ate his ex, beat them repeatedly with a board and nail, and lock them up bleeding in a cold dark basement. Together of course, so that they can ironically have the last moments of thier life together. How romantic.

If he needs to break up with you to try it again with his ex, he probably doesnt love you any more than he loves her.

The best advice for situations like this, dump the asshole, never take him back, and get revenge. If you decide to stay with him, still get revenge.He is probably jsut good with words. Stop being pushed around. Even reading this gets me so angry at him, for doing that, his ex for being a bitch and you for not doing anyhting.


can you make a guy love you?! and if so..what kinda stuff can you do?! (link)
Simple. At the stroke of midnight on a full moon, light a bonfire. Sprinkle some hairs from the guy into it along with a dash of salt. Then, kill a goat and dedicate the sacrifice it to Akshamanakshi. Cut off the goat's the tail and tie a pink ribbon around it. Pink is the color of love you know. Tie this around your ankle for 25 days, never take it off, and soon enough, he will love you.


i am finally over my ex but now i find myself constantly thinking about my best friend's ex. i missed him while i was on vacation..do i have a crush on him? If i do...what should i do? should i tell him? my friend still isnt completely over him.. what if he likes me too? oh and im a 14 yhear old girl (link)
Oh god. Caring about a person, friendship and lust is NOT LOVE. Simply missing a person isnt really love either, that is called codependency. Wait until you can understand love, then try going for it. Ever wonder why so many middle school romances are full of drama and never ever work out? It's because they dont know enough about thier feelings to distinguish between friendship and love.


Is it true that girls dont like gamers? By gamers i mean people who play video games as a hobby or a profession. Also is it true that they dont like computer techs? It seems like everywhere around where i live that girls find that to be a turn off. I live in Tennessee, if that helps. Just wondering. (link)
Girls LOVE gamers. Maybe it's the way they push those buttons, those shiny, erotic buttons. Or maybe it's the fucking sexy way gamers tend to spend hours upon sensuous hours on a game, sometimes even all.night.long...

Girls also like the way computer techs can tweak them wires.

And you just KNOW it takes alot of testosterone to beat those big scary video games. Only a man could.


I really need help... I started dating an ex of mine thursday night.. Well today we started fighting. My cousin told me that he was just using me for sex. and I guess I kinda believed it. but I've been acting kinda shady towards him and he asked why. So i kinda mentioned it to him. and now hes really pissed off.. he hates my cousin.. he doesnt want me around him when I'm with her. and I'm almost always with her. but then hes like I'm going to bed.. I was like dont be mad at me. and he got off.. didnt even tell me he loved me. I'm afraid I really ruined things with him. and I love him more then anything in the world. I dont/cant lose him.. HELP! I'm crying here.. I dont know what to do!! (link)
He should learn to get along with your cousin because that my crying friend, is the first sign of OSSA. What is OSSA? It stands for over-sensitive spoiled asshole. If you let this OSSA get away with having these mood swings and not learning how to deal, then expect problems later on.

Act like him going to bed doesn't matter, because it really doesn't. He is going to bed, that is alright. If he's doing that to give you guys the cold shoulder, ignore it and all that stupid crap will go away. Ignore the OSSA's behavior and whatnot and he will stop moping and get on with life.


okay well my bf has a bff they went out before me and im kool with her but it's like she spends more time with him then i do and then there is another boi that is also his bff and all 3 of them hang out im kool with all of them but they make me feel so left out and i guess my bf is trying to keep me in there group and i can talk to them but sometimes i feel like wut am i doing here or something and then when i hang out with my bff friends they r all hispanic and i am 2 but im more in the speaking english side and they treat me well.but my bfs friends dont really like them but they have no problem with my bf's friends and i guess im kinda in the middle but wut im asking 4 is should i just go away when all 3 of them r talking so i wont feel left out or hang out with my bff friends but half the things they say i barly understand but they treat me well its just where ever iam i am left out somehow....help me plzzzz (link)
Noone loves you because you can't talk right.




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