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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Hey guys i want to put some post its on my bathroom mirror with little inspirational sayings or something to do with positive thinking. Just little reminders. So far i have "positive attitude creates positive results" "Where there is no struggle there is no strength" and "obstacles are what you see when you lose sight of your goal" Does anybody have any other suggestions.. Your help is greatly appreciated and i do rate :)

"A good healthy poop in the morning will make or break your day."

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(Rating: 5) haha not sure how i feel about that one.
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