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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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So I'm in college and a female. Occasionally I see this guy at parties or at the gym, and he's really really cute. Well my roommate and I were in foot locker and we run into him there because he apparently works there. We talk to him andi asked him if he went to our school cause I've seen him around and he says yeah then asks if we were going to the party tonight. Long story short we see him at the party but I chickened out from asking him to dance. He remembered us, but I find myself interested in him, any pointers in what I can do to get to know him without being a creeper? Thank you!

Stalk him from afar until you know so many details about him that you feel like you've known him for years.

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(Rating: 1) Even though you kinda made me laugh, not really what I was looking for haha.
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