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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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16/f
white

my favorite book is perfect chemisty by simone elkeles. its about this white girl who seems like she has a perfect life, falls in love with this latino bad@** who acts like he can't be hurt. its a cute book.
i love latino guys and i want to know what are other books that are of a latino and white love story

A book that enforces racial stereotypes, how wonderfully racist!

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(Rating: 1) I surely didn't ask you to leave sarcastic comments as a feedback. If you aren't going to answer the question then leave me alone
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