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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl. So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!
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well, i was dating this guy, josh and then we broke up nd then i dated this guy named Alex, who trun out to be a total douche and then i started dating this guy i kno from england bt i live in thuh usa bt im still dating him. He's moving here in 2010. and then there's this other guy whom i really like a lot, brett, he nd i had a fling quite sometime ago nd he told me he loves me about 20 mins. ago.. and i still really like him. bt there's a lil promblem, josh and i got back together bc i thought that there was no hope at all for Brett and i due to the fact that i thought that he didnt like me nd even when i tried to tell me , he still acted like he didnt like me :( and then i tried to move on. bt now there's this other guy Joe, he says that im thuh only thing worth living for.... i really dont kno what to do. HELP!
Someone's a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
Let's sum up this soap opera you call your stupid teenage life:
1. Josh: Dated then broke up with, then got back together with.
2. Alex: He's a total douche and out of the picture.
3. England guy: Wont be here 'til 2010, then why the hell are you even with him? Internet relationships are stupid, especially across oceans. You cant date if you don't go on dates.
4. Brett: You guys banged or something and now he loves you, but you didn't think he did and now you're with Josh (and Brit boy).
5. Safe to assume there's no romantic or physical tie to Joe (or is there? you seem to slut around). And you're the "only thing worth living for" in his pathetic eyes.
I'm counting numerous accounts of you cheating on people (LOL poor Brit boy, he's gonna move here from that gay country just to find out you slut around), and you being confused and young. You obviously need to stay the hell away from boys for like 70 or so years to clear your head. Tell Joe to die (not literally), ignore Brett (if you guys had a fling or whatever, he's a loser for being "in love" with you), break it off with Josh (aren't they called ex's for a reason?), break it off with Brit boy (he probably has bad teeth and obviously a bad taste in girls), and Alex is so far the only smart one since he's not (yet) involved with you anymore.
(Rating: 5) alex was a complete jerk, he asked me to have sex w/ him after to freakin days! i am NOT a slut, imn just too damn pretty