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I have this humor piece called "Happy Holidays from Anderson, Davis, Seton, and Fenner" by James Venhaus*. I am to memorize it by the first Speech meet on November 14th at the Sierra Open. How good do you think it would be and how can I memorize it for the tournament?

*It's a one woman show about a receptionist at a law firm who is trying to get through the last ten minutes of her shift before the holidays. She gets calls from rude clients, her boss, her mother, and her best friend. (I left the boyfriend out) Funny and heart-warming

Practice it?

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