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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

advice

what are some tips on making out? and what else can a girl do while making out with a guy to make it more fun and get them more excited? and what do you do to take the makeout session as far as possible before like having sex?

1. Be drunk.
2. Lame techno music.
3. Camera phone out.
4. Take pictures while looking at camera.
5. Upload them to Facebook.
6. You win.

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(Rating: 5) hahah wat? lol
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