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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

advice

Do you like to have sex?

No.

Sex is for losers.

Sorry to tell you.

Sucks for you because sex is for losers, or because you wanna jump in this hot piece of man meat that is myself?

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(Rating: 5) Sucks for me.
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