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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Hi, i am 17 going on 18 and i have another question that i need help with i get bumps on the back of my legs after i shave sometimes there like pimples or white heads and how do i get rid of them they are very iratating and they make me feel like every1 sees them and points out at them saying ew thats gross and i hate that feeling but yet they pry really are so does anyone know how to get rid of them?

You have to decide between nasty razor burn or nasty hair.

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