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I would really appreciate anyone's input on some cute ideas of valentine's gifts I could send my boyfriend. He lives a few hours from me, so the time we spend together is limited, but I want to do something special for him on Valentines day, I just need some help getting the ball rolling. He's in a band, he's really into music, and he loves to play guitar. if that helps with ideas.

You could always NOT give into the corporate bullshit "holiday" and just make it like every other day. I know if I ever had a girlfriend who demanded a Valentine's Day gift, I'd demand her ass on the curb.

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(Rating: 1) okay, i could, but that wasnt my question airhead.
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