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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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God, I love the feedback you get :D
(I'm not stalking you and intending to lock you in my basement, out of interest I wanted to see what people responded to your advice.)

Keep it up, it's keeping me very entertained!

Well dammit, I was hoping you wanted to lock me up in your basement. People don't usually respond well, but I guess that's expected. My advice is funny to everyone but the asker.

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(Rating: 5) It would honestly be hard to lock you up in my basement as I'm assuming you live in the states. And I do not.
Also my cat peed in there so it smells funny. You wouldn't enjoy it there ;)

Pffft, if the question asker is a thirteen year old saying that her friend is a bitch, what does she expect?

Wohoo.

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