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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I'm a sophomore and about two weeks ago my best friend and I were walking in the hallway at school and she tells me that this senior was staring at me two days in a row and I got really excited because I had seen him looking at me once or twice before but I didnt really think anything of it. So then she would look at him in the hallways to see if he would look and he did! I was really happy and was determined to make eye contact but now...he looks away or down! Or he scratches his head or eyes, something awkward like that! I think he knows that I know he was staring at me and maybe he feels embarrased..? I dont know! I really want to make something happen but I dont know how to come across it without seeming creepy/stalkerish. Plus I dont have ANY classes with him or anything. Guys, imagine you are that guy what would you want the girl to do? But I'm open to anyone suggesting anything. Thanks

He sounds amazingly creepy and you might end up in the bottom of a hole in a basement with Buffalo Bill.

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