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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

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advice

okay 14/f
wehre can i find simulating games on the internet where i can be an intern or a secretary?
something like that like on the hills (teen vogue)
anything except that seventeen game.
but ill do anything but buy.
so help me please

What kind of boring fucking life do you live that you wanna play Sim-Secretary? Get WoW or something.

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(Rating: 1) stfu you fat pig.
i think you need to worry about the boring life you have that doesnt exist.
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