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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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your weird.....
and r u really 22 because you look 50

I'm so glad I own a weird.

Also, I'm 23 and have a beard, YOUR dumb.

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(Rating: 1) i dont anything but your stupidity.
and who cares if you have a beard or not, 50 year olds have beards too.
i dont think im the dumb one here...
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