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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Yeah, it's not exactly a question...
I came home today in a fucked off mood. I went on to advicenators. Then discovered there's about a thousand whining teenagers going ''..i luv my ex && im lyk obsesd wit him how do i win him bak but he has a gf and shes lyk a total slut but i want 2 gt bak wit him''
and then I came across sillyrob.
I gotta say, even though your answers don't help the ''needy'' they sure did cheer me up :D
They are fucking funny.
Well done :D

*bows*

I do what I can to entertain the masses....


Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I do what I can to amuse myself, and just so happen to amuse everyone else!

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(Rating: 5) :D
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