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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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my video ipod wont turn on. even in the chargerr. why? help me i NEED it.

It's broken?

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(Rating: 1) it seems you get 1's for ratings a lot. i see why. your advice is sarcastic and pathetic. people on this website are here for help from real people. who arent old jackasses and actually have something to offer. you seriously need a life if all you can do to entertain yourself is give shitty answers to people who need them. please get kicked off this website.
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