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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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This is probably going to sound like a stupid question, but I was just wondering if that eating Special K cereal for breakfast and lunch everyday for 2 weeks will make you lose 6 pounds. I have the cereal and I've been wanting to try it, but I don't want to waste my time if it's not going to work! I appreciate all advice and information, thanks!

You'd have to be completely stupid to believe something like that...



...or that's what the advertisers for Special K hope all of America is like. What they mean, is that eating Special K everyday mixed with a balanced diet and regular exercise, you can lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks. So if you're not ready to commit to more, then don't do it. It probably tastes like shit.

You're only insulting me by trying to say you have intelligence. I answered your questioned, you're just pissed that I was right.

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(Rating: 1) Don't insult my intelligence, asshole.

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