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i am a freshman and they are having a whole gift exchange thing at my all girls school. i didn't make any really great friends, but i still want to get them something because there is a specified time for "gift exchange" next week.
what should i get for my classmates?

A giftcard to Starbucks. Nothing says, "I don't know shit about you," like one of those.

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(Rating: 5) ok i love ur advice. ur hilarious!!! i saw ur answers to some other questions and peed myself!
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