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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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okay so me and 11 other girls are hosting a christmas party. we told most of the people to wear like semi-slutty clothes, kind of like booty shorts and a beater or those victoria secret santa skirts, stuff like that. BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE"RE WEARING! any cute ideas thats sexy but not slutty??

So you told them what to wear, but don't know what to wear yourself?



I think you need more help than this website can offer.

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(Rating: 1) im not that much of a dipshit. we know what we were looking for just couldnt find it
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