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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Hey. I just got Miley Cyrus's fan address off of mileycyrus.com but on the sample envelope they show, it says via airmail. Am I supposed to put that on my envelope to? ♥

It's pointless to send them, because you're just gonna get a generic letter that is sent to everyone thanking you for writing. But have fun :D.

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(Rating: 1) k well that didn't really answer my question
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