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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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f/14- i go to a school that is from the grades 6th to 12th-well Im an 9th grader and so are my three friend-well friend #1 is dating an 11th grader who is messing around with friend #2's boyfriend who is an 10th grader the girls dont know but I found out cause I caught them making out in the game room at the movies- to make matters worse friend # 2 ( not a virgin) is having sex with friend #3's boyfriend who is an 11th grader in the locker room during practice ( again the only one to know)!well going behind friend #1 back friend #2's boyfriend came to her house after school one day and she told me that they made out in her pool and she gave him head well the school found out about this and getting revenge friend #1 messed around with Friend # 2 and 3's boy friend at a party last week-now to really make manners worse not knowing that friend # 3 was bi she and friend #2 had sex at my house when they thought I was sleep-I heard everything but didnt say anything- well now friend #2 says that she thinks that she is bi and that she want to break up with her boyfriend to get with friend #3-well anyway now friend # 1's boyfriend wants to stop messing around with friend # 1 and friend #2's boy friend and hock up with me he said that he was going to do it tommorow but Im friends with all of them and I dont want to be apart of this party anymore what do I do>>>>>

This was confusing and annoying to read, just ignore all of them.

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(Rating: 5) I know it was sorry for that-but yeah I stop talking to all of them well thanks

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