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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Does anyone know any great myspace layout/graphic sights that will make me a great sign? Ive applied for alot, but no one ever does it. I'm getting sick of ppl not doing it. So any good sights that will actually make me a sign?
thanks.

That's because they all hate you and hoped you'd go somewhere online and complain about it!

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