sillyrob's advice column

You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

advice

I was crying a lot last night so when I woke up my eyes are amazingly puffy, they're like halfway closed and it feels awful and it looks creepy. It looks like they're sideways.
how do i get rid of it?

Stop fucking crying.

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