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i have a Yo momma compititon on Tuesday next week, i have to have at least 10 yo momma jokes made up by me this is all i have...
1 yo momma is so fat when she went to bed she smashed the pillow!
2 yo momma is so stupid when she tried to turn to the light off she turned it on!
3 Yo momma is so fat and hungrey when the ice cream man came she didnt eat the icecream she ate the truck.
4 yo momma is so fat her pants dont even fit!!
5 yo momma is so dirty the only time she is clean is when she is in the shower, and when she is in the shower she doesnt even smell good!
6 yo mommas teeth are so crooked she has to wear braces!
7 yo mommas hair is so curly she has to straighten it!!!
thats all i have i need 3 more, should i edit some of mine?? idk? thanks for the help
haha, those are pretty good. i dont really understand number 2, but besides that they are great! heres 10 ideas for you to use or work off of-
1. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
2. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
3. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
4. Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
5. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
6. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
7. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
8. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
9. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
10. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
i got these from here [ http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html ] go there for ideas =) and good luck in your contest!
hope this helps!! :] ♥
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