Website: susans advice column!
Member Since: January 22, 2006
Answers: 9
Last Update: January 28, 2006
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ok so heres my problema...i have this thing called a tish...and its soooo cute and funni and smooshy...EVERYONE should have a tish!! i wish i could just CLONE tishes so that everyone could have a tish and i could have like...500. then i could put a tish in my purse, my backpack, EVERYWHERE i go!! how do i expand the world of tishes, get the word out about tishes as well...cuz i mean...i dont think too many people know about this wondrous entity THE TISH. thanks for your help sir!! (link)
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well since i personally know tish, i think its a great idea to clone tish! and i dont think she would have any problem living in ur backpack! cus i mean she is a such a down to earth gal and she is just so snuggly!
I VOTE CLONING FOR TISH
much love,
susan *tish* lindsay
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i know this girl who sharpens her pencil in art with an exacto knife and i'm really not sure what to go about this because once she is finished she calls them naked mole rats. i mean is this really normal? i mean she is a tad crazy but i don't know.. what do you think?
Concerned witness (link)
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hahahhahaha!
ok well in my opinion this girl seems really sexy adn fun and down to earth!
so tomorrow in mr douglas's hell of a class tell her how much you love her and her crazy nakad mole rat pencils, after all they are kinda cute, dont ya think?
here to help
susan
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ok so im doin as im told
i like this girl, but im prtty sure she dont like me, i dont wanna tell her but i want her to kno tht i exist mor thn a frind
wht should i do?? (link)
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okay you definately have to tell her! i know it would be scary to tell her, but you have to. if she likes you back then great! but if she doesnt, she'll be really flattered and you then it will go back to the way it used to be.
so you win either way!
glad to help
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so here's the deal dawggs, im kind of ghetto but all my friends keep telling me that im a white grl? wat is up with that i mean i kno im black and i kno im a man so wat is there problem? dawgg how should i break the news to them that i AM ghetto? yo answer bakk fo shizzle (link)
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hahaha
screw your friends!
if you feel ghetto at heart, then youre as ghetto as they get! don't let your friends stop you from being the true gangsta you are.
your fellow homedawg,
susan
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WHAT THE HELL IS SEX?
i just get rele confused wen everyone talks about it and i hav no idea wats going on. i cant ask anyone else so wat is sex my dearest ilovemarysdog b/c i rele neeeed 2 kno now...
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ok..
um just get sex for dummies
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OK..as you may obviously kno since youve known me since grade 3...i love music and i love playing it...
should i have nething to do with music?...like a producer or manager?i would LOOOVE IT...but so much work...and you know im just a lazy ass.soo..waht do you think? (link)
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dear music lover,
ok its been 7 years and each year you just get better and better! i defineatly think you should be involved with music when you get older, marybe a producer or a dj or ANYTHING! and you are not a lazy ass, you play like 2343.234 sports!
your fellow highlander,
susan
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ok so me and my girlies want to become famous. we're all FAB singers and we just kno ppl will luv us..i mean y wouldnt they? we're all hotties that have bodies so yha umm...i dont rele kno y im asking a question b/c its not like ur gunna kno how to get famous hahahaha i find myself sooo funny. anyways..later dawggs (link)
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dear fab singer,
if this has anything to do with the pink striped tennis shoes or charmed,
get over it.. you suck.
lata homie
susan
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ok so here's the deal..im like so obsessed with myself and and i think i like rele love myself. I'm just soo hot and cool..i can't stand it sumtimes and my friends r all like oh my gosh you're so conceited and im all like oh my gosh back off assholes i luv myself, get over it! so wat should i do? (link)
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dear conceited,
yeah you are an asshole, but dont feel too bad about urself just yet! theres always a chance to change!
here to help,
susan
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susan i have major problem! everytime i make out with my boyfriend i break out in hives! big nasty red things all over me....my lips my legs my back my face inbetween my fingers and toes...and for some reason my boyfriend is grossed out by these bumps and then refuses to kiss me! what is a girl to do?
signed,
one big red glob (link)
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dear red blob,
i say to just run over to your nearest pharmacy and get some hives cream.
also, try and stay away from any foods that make you break out into hives, like corn dogs.
and if i was ur b/f, i wouldnt want to make out with you either.
hope it helps!
susan
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