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Welcome to my advice column. My name is Dawn. First, I assure you I am not like other young people at all. There is nothing about me that is overly special. I have an extreme fear of going back in time, getting stuck there then contracting a disease that's curable now but not curable then, and of being drowned by peacocks. o.0 I have little respect for what hasn't earned it, most of the world is little more than my plaything or a joke to me but what makes it inside my walls is there forever. I was probably tampered with as a child by aliens. Godspeed.
This is an advice column. I have little patients for idiots...
Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: You just did, now I'm all out of answers for today, try again never.
Q: What's the song that goes like this ... ?
A: How is this asking for advice?
Q: I had unprotected sex 23,086,165 times, am I pregnant?
A: Take a damn test and stop being such a whore.
Q: Does he like me?
A: If you have to ask stupid questions like this, to complete strangers who know neither of you, then I highly doubt it. And if he does, then he's an idiot.
Q: Ok, I have to write this essay on (fill in the blank), what should I write?
A: Try growing a brain to think for yourself. You'll never amount to anything if you try to get others to do your homework for you.
Q: Rate this picture, am I ugly?
A: Once again, how is this asking for advice. Stop trying to get self-confirmation through strangers online. You have real self-issues and should probably see a therapist.
Q: Lyk how do u no if u r a lez?
A: You should really learn proper spelling and grammar. It's beyond me how anyone can understand a thing you said.
If you have a serious question, I can be one of the most helpful people you know. I may be only 22, but I have experienced a lot in my life. If I don't know the answer to your delema, I wont pretend to know it and give some random answer that sounded good at the time, I will simply let you know that I don't have the answer, and reffer you to some place that you can find the answer.
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There is this family friend who is helping our family while my grandma has a stroke. I dont mind her helping because we always help her financially. You see she isn't finacially well off and I heard she theifs. Okay so that set me back, and now she wants to come and stay 3 days a week by us. I totally hate her she jus comes and preaches n my mum is always taken back by her. She's always like how she knows what she's doing and my mum doesn't think about my grandma she jus talks to this lady WHOLE friggin day and it pisses me offf and I break down! How can I stop her comin?
Unfortunately you cant stop her from coming. It is your mother's house, and if your mother enjoys this woman's company and wants to talk to her, then your mother has the final say.
I'm not understanding why you're getting so worked up by this person's presence in your house. Is she stealing anything from you? And what do you mean by 'preaching'? If she's stealing from you, that's another story. But if she's preaching a faith you don't believe in, then you don't have to sit there and listen to it(unless of course, your mother forces you to). My suggestion is, when you know this person is coming over to your house, go hang out with your friends or find something else to do. There's no sense in 'breaking down' over something so trivial, and something you can't control.
Sincerely,
Tipsy Gypsy
(Rating: 4) I meant preaching as in telling my mom not to do this and do it this way and stuff