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Welcome to my advice column. My name is Dawn. First, I assure you I am not like other young people at all. There is nothing about me that is overly special. I have an extreme fear of going back in time, getting stuck there then contracting a disease that's curable now but not curable then, and of being drowned by peacocks. o.0 I have little respect for what hasn't earned it, most of the world is little more than my plaything or a joke to me but what makes it inside my walls is there forever. I was probably tampered with as a child by aliens. Godspeed.
This is an advice column. I have little patients for idiots...
Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: You just did, now I'm all out of answers for today, try again never.
Q: What's the song that goes like this ... ?
A: How is this asking for advice?
Q: I had unprotected sex 23,086,165 times, am I pregnant?
A: Take a damn test and stop being such a whore.
Q: Does he like me?
A: If you have to ask stupid questions like this, to complete strangers who know neither of you, then I highly doubt it. And if he does, then he's an idiot.
Q: Ok, I have to write this essay on (fill in the blank), what should I write?
A: Try growing a brain to think for yourself. You'll never amount to anything if you try to get others to do your homework for you.
Q: Rate this picture, am I ugly?
A: Once again, how is this asking for advice. Stop trying to get self-confirmation through strangers online. You have real self-issues and should probably see a therapist.
Q: Lyk how do u no if u r a lez?
A: You should really learn proper spelling and grammar. It's beyond me how anyone can understand a thing you said.
If you have a serious question, I can be one of the most helpful people you know. I may be only 22, but I have experienced a lot in my life. If I don't know the answer to your delema, I wont pretend to know it and give some random answer that sounded good at the time, I will simply let you know that I don't have the answer, and reffer you to some place that you can find the answer.
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(Rating: 5) thanks(Rating: 5) You're right. It's a personal decision, and If he really does end up changing dramatically, then I'll know when it's right to end the relationship. I think I get what you are trying to say. Thanks and God bless you.
(Rating: 5) thank you
(Rating: 4) I meant preaching as in telling my mom not to do this and do it this way and stuff
(Rating: 5) thanks!
(Rating: 5) thanks alot = ]
(Rating: 5) Thankees!
(Rating: 5) Good advice.
(Rating: 5) Thank-you
(Rating: 5) We didn't think about selling it...
(Rating: 5) Yes, I am attracted to her. No, I shouldn't cheat on my wife. Thanks for giving me the advice to end it before I regret it.
(Rating: 5) Yes
(Rating: 5) Not what I wanted to hear, but good advice anyways.
(Rating: 5) I really want a nice pretty ring to show off to everyone that he loves me. It's society that makes me feel that way. But you're right... love is better than diamonds, and we should wait until we are rich enough to buy one. Thanks
(Rating: 5) While I don't want to believe it, I know it is true.
(Rating: 5) Your advice it straight forward, to the point, and helpful.