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Welcome to my advice column. My name is Dawn. First, I assure you I am not like other young people at all. There is nothing about me that is overly special. I have an extreme fear of going back in time, getting stuck there then contracting a disease that's curable now but not curable then, and of being drowned by peacocks. o.0 I have little respect for what hasn't earned it, most of the world is little more than my plaything or a joke to me but what makes it inside my walls is there forever. I was probably tampered with as a child by aliens. Godspeed.

This is an advice column. I have little patients for idiots...

Q: Can I ask you a question?


A: You just did, now I'm all out of answers for today, try again never.

Q: What's the song that goes like this ... ?


A: How is this asking for advice?

Q: I had unprotected sex 23,086,165 times, am I pregnant?


A: Take a damn test and stop being such a whore.

Q: Does he like me?


A: If you have to ask stupid questions like this, to complete strangers who know neither of you, then I highly doubt it. And if he does, then he's an idiot.

Q: Ok, I have to write this essay on (fill in the blank), what should I write?


A: Try growing a brain to think for yourself. You'll never amount to anything if you try to get others to do your homework for you.

Q: Rate this picture, am I ugly?


A: Once again, how is this asking for advice. Stop trying to get self-confirmation through strangers online. You have real self-issues and should probably see a therapist.

Q: Lyk how do u no if u r a lez?


A: You should really learn proper spelling and grammar. It's beyond me how anyone can understand a thing you said.

If you have a serious question, I can be one of the most helpful people you know. I may be only 22, but I have experienced a lot in my life. If I don't know the answer to your delema, I wont pretend to know it and give some random answer that sounded good at the time, I will simply let you know that I don't have the answer, and reffer you to some place that you can find the answer.

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Okay, I have a boyfriend and I love him more then anything. Only theres this little problem. I haven't gotten over my ex boyfriend. Me and him have been goin on and off for the past year or 2. He's moving at the end of the year and he now has a new girlfriend. He told me that once he could drive he would come back for me. (We're both 13) Only he told me that a few months ago before we went out again. I sort of flirt with him alot and don't realize it. My question is, am I cheating on my current boyfriend in anyway by flirting with my ex? He doesn't flirt back or anything because im pretty sure he doesnt like me like that anymore. I dont want to cheat on my boyfriend, and if I did i didnt mean to. Please help
I'll rate high im desparate for help =[

You're not cheating on your boyfriend... but you're walking on the line. The question is, if your flirting with him were to make him want you back, would you go further with him? It's one thing to flirt with people for self-esteem, and flirt with them knowing it's just harmless flirting, that nothing will come from it, nor would you want anything more... but it's another to flirt with someone you want, while you're in a relationship.

You're only thirteen. You'll go through several more boyfriends during highschool, and you'll think you love them all. It's teenaged drama, it happens to everyone. If you're 'in love' with your current boyfriend, then you should be over your ex-boyfriend. If you still have feelings for your ex-boyfriend, and you 'cant get over him', then why are you with your current boyfriend? Isn't that unfair to your current boyfriend?

You need to give up the ideals and fantasies of your ex-boyfriend, and focus solely on your current boyfriend, if you really do love him. That's not to say you can't still be friends with your ex-boyfriend... but only that. Nothing more... not even flirting. Turn the tables around for a minute. If your current boyfriend couldn't get over their ex-girlfriend, and flirted with her, how would that make you feel?

I hope everything works out. I know teenaged draman and angst is difficult... but like I said, everyone goes through it.

- Tipsy Gypsy

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