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Everytime my boyfriend (who i have been with for 1 and a half years) gets a boner, his penis is bent, like a banana. If i try to have foreplay with him, this makes it difficult and i want to laugh. Im not sure what to do. It makes intercourse unsexy and turns me off. He just doesnt give me the pleasure i need. Does anyone know what to do? im thinking of breaking up with him because i need to laugh everytime he gets horny. Please get back to me as soon as possible!

I think it should be easy enough not to look at it. You can close your eyes or look at his face instead. But I don't think the fact that he can't please you is entirely the fault of the way his penis is shaped. He might just not be good at sex. Or it might be you. It helps to fantasize while you're having sex. Talk it out with him. I'm sure you can figure something out. If you can't, break up with him (though that's a little shallow, frankly).

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(Rating: 4) I can see where your cumin from with the shallowness, thanks for the advice xx

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